OP
OP
EdgeFest
Refugee
Your dream scares me.
*crawls in to tell you all about the crazy-ass dream I had last night*
So, somehow yours truly got invited to a party at
s place. It seemed like it was in Malibu but not sure - could have been his house in Dublin too. Wasn't NY or Eze though. (He has too many places, that guy.)I went alone, hat and all, and Edge came to the door and was like "oh, hey! Good to see you!". I was thinking to myself "OMG OMG OMG IT'S THE EDGE" but it was like he knew me and it wasn't weird at all that EdgeFest had shown up on his doorstep.
None of the other guys were at the house, just him. And none of his family was there either. There were all these faceless rich people there, and the only person other than Edge that I recognized as a person from real life was Gavin Friday. He had a full leg cast on one of his legs and was using crutches. (Uh, yeah.) Everyone was all dressed up, but I just had a U2 t-shirt and jeans on. Ha ha.
There was this gigantic dinner table with about 30 people at it, and it was a big turkey dinner - like Christmas but it was summer. Edge's butler *giggle* came around to everyone at the table and was collecting $37 each for dinner, and the proceeds were going to Music Rising. (OMG LOL). However, when he got to me he said I didn't have to pay because Edge was paying for mine. (WIN
Edge showed up to the table last and as soon as he did, everyone stopped bitching about the $37.
After dinner everyone started drinking and everyone was getting wasted. I was trying not to drink much because if I got drunk I thought I would say something stupid to Edge. LOL. However, he got completely pissed, and ended up leaving early to go upstairs to bed to pass out. (Here's where I would have changed the dream a bit if I had any say, that's for sure
). Before he went upstairs he handed me a camera and said "take some pictures for my dad". OK, Edge. LOL.Since there were a lot of people there that I didn't know - there were people coming and going all night. These 3 dudes in suits showed up at his back screen door and someone let them in. Then, a few minutes later this woman in a suit showed up with a man in a suit at the front door. Whatever, all good. THEN, after that, a big group of FBI agents showed up at the back door and talked to the man/woman in suits who I guess were UNDERCOVER FBI agents. Turned out that the first 3 dudes were in the mafia and were on the Most Wanted list. At this point they'd went in to the front room, so all the FBI agents got together and drew their guns, and everyone was like "OH SHIT" and got on the floor and was ready for a shootout.
So, everyone was taking care of themselves, but I had the wits to say "OMG - THE EDGE CANNOT DIE" so I snuck up the stairs to his bedroom - WINK WINK. He was sound asleep, not even under the covers with no hat on and was just wearing a pair of plaid pyjama pants (and that's it
)... meow. So, I tried not to get distracted by the glorious chest hair and woke him up. He was pissed off at me for waking him up but I convinced him to come with me because if he didn't he would die. He was looking at me like I was crazy, but he came with me anyway. We snuck out the front door to his front yard, and tried to get out of his front gate but for some reason we couldn't. I explained to him what was going on, so both of us hid in the bushes.AND THEN I WOKE UP.
What kind of crazy shit is that? Yeah, I had a dream in which I was in The Edge's bedroom and he was just wearing a pair of plaid pyjama pants, but it had to turn into some kind of episode of America's Most Wanted rather than... well... Y'KNOW.... FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!
Excellent, we owe ya for that one. 
AWESOME. This job sounds really good, and I had a nice little chat with the lady who called me. Woop woop! 
Exiting!
hmmmmm????!!!
In your case domo-k you'd be a EBdge girl ?? 
