Michigan has two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.
Found these on the web while looking up something else:
You May Be From Michigan If:
You call carbonated beverages "pop" and convenience stores "party stores."
You believed Ernie Harwell when he said a man from Warren caught the foul ball during the Tigers game.
You don't cough at your first sip of Vernors ginger ale. (Well, I've lived here most of my life, and I still do.)
Your family/friends/office goes to war over the Michigan/Michigan State football game every fall.
There are Canadian coins in your wallet along with the U.S. coins.
Your or your kids' little league games were called on account of snow