Ooohh being sick is so cruel.....

[WildHonee]

Goo.

*pulls Soul Train in to the Venting/Lamentation Station*

Youse guys~ OK right now it's about 7:40 AM and I cannot get back to sleep. I randomly woke up early this morning and my tummy decided it wanted to DIE.

MOM: And die it did.

Yes, well. ANYway, now I have some kind of stomach icky thing....and I feel like someone put me inside the Lemon and shook me around in there.

LARRY: Ohh....I get it now.

Indeed. And I feel so bad bc today I was supposed to go to an easter egg hunt with me 3 yr old neice, my Anja Lasagna.

whom I *Loveth* so.

BONO: *plays the violin*

Ow.....Bono poked me with his violin stick.

LARRY: Heh.....

PETE YORN: O my.....

BONO: OK it seems that Mona just wrote her will on this fruit-roll-up wrapper. She says we all have to get in a PLEBA Huddle

PLEBA: *huddle*

MADONNA'S CHILD: *cuddle*

BONO: WOW. OK Hello there. NEXT she wants.....oh OK for this plan to work we need ME and LARRY to put on football pants.

LARRY & CLARITY:

OK I don't think youse guys will remember any plans after Bono and Larry in football pants, so that's the plan. GOT IT?

LARRY: You sure type a lot for a sick person.

Please say I'm ILL, Lawrence. Not sick. Sick implies craziness, of which we are already aware.

PETE YORN: ...please...unchain me......

ok ANYWAY methinks I would feel muchly better if youse guys would happen to share any spicy Bono pics that happened to be around.....*MUCHAS SMOOCHES*

ALL HAIL PLEBITAS!

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I?m old enough to feel the way I do and I know that you are true" ~Pete Yorn

"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ? Echo

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[daisybean]

Hope you are feeling better

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Daisy

Uncertainty...it can be a guiding light

AIM: daisyone75

 

[Desire4Bono]

Okay, but be careful, I had that stomach disease a few nights ago and everything I looked at made me feel sick and it turned me against it. These Bono pics are way too pretty to be anything but adored! Hope you feel better!

Bono is singing to you- go away, sick stomach, leave Mona alone, so she can eat all the candy from the bunny tommorrow!

 

[Gina Marie]

Sorry Mona-hope you feel better soon. I've been sick all week too. Happy Easter Mona-and everyone!

Here's some medecinal Bono for you

 

[tiny dancer]

So sorry to hear that you are under the weather WildHonne. Hope that you are better by tomorrow, Easter Sunday.

 

[hippy]

Um...alllll....the....pretty...Bonos....making....me....drool....

Why am I in this thread again?

Oh yeah, Monita is sick! And we CAN'T HAVE OUR MONITA SICK!!! You must get well...

Dr. Edge says to take as many Bonos as possible (TAKE IT BONOS!) and get some rest (that means NO playing with Pete Yorn, and you might want to unchain him sometime, they tend to get snarly when you keep them in chains....I fear I've said too much.)

So Pharmacist hippy is here to fill that prescription and her philosophy is that you can NEVER have too many Bonos.

Bonomonica...cures ALL ails

Evangelist Bono: Thou shalt be HEALED by the power of Bono, my sis-TAH!

Bono: Is that Monita I see? Wait, I can't see anything with these glasses on...

An example of what NOT to eat when you're sick...

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[Gina Marie]

Is Pete taking Bono's place Mona?

Bono is

and

 

[hippy]

Bono looks like HE'S had too many Bonos

Do I sense the beginnings of the snake dance?
Bono: NO, I WILL NOT DO THE SNAKE DANCE FOR YOU!
PLEBA: *sigh*

Can't get to sleep?
Let Pasty Arms here stun you into oblivion

Bring it on, illness! You ain't got nothin I can't cure!

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[hippy]

Jesus hoedown is also appropriate in these situations

Throw in some sexy devil just for good measure...

A hint of fur

Bono will even drive all the way to McClayton's to pick up your favorite meal

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
Um...alllll....the....pretty...Bonos....making....me....drool....

Why am I in this thread again?

Oh yeah, Monita is sick! And we CAN'T HAVE OUR MONITA SICK!!! You must get well...

Dr. Edge says to take as many Bonos as possible (TAKE IT BONOS!) and get some rest (that means NO playing with Pete Yorn, and you might want to unchain him sometime, they tend to get snarly when you keep them in chains....I fear I've said too much.)

So Pharmacist hippy is here to fill that prescription and her philosophy is that you can NEVER have too many Bonos.

Bonomonica...cures ALL ails

LMAO!!! I *loveth* all youse guys. TAKE IT BONOS!

GINA~ thank you muchly fer PETE! No one could take Bono's place akorse. But Pete is just a wonderfully scroofy moofin of a singer.

Mm..chin.

 

[Kristie]

I FEEL YOUR PAIN, Mona...
I woke on the morning of my U2 Party today with the headache from hell.
Bono's making it better though...

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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Gina, on Adam
Gina: WOOHOO!

 

[hippy]

Dr. Edge prescribes more Bonos for the well-being of all!

Do some aerobics with your Bono
gutterbrain: aerobics? *snerk*

Bono: Look into my eyes....I will take away all your pain...

Feeling the fever yet?

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[hippy]

Blurry vision?

Fainting spells?

Here's a cure:

And another cure...

And another one

Bono: *tempt*

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Studies have shown, that you cannot experience illness while you are also experiencing either Bonoliciousness or its ultimate culmination in BonoGasm. Thus, it is purely for health purposes that I am posting the following pics. Right.

Mmmmmm...I feel healthier already...

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Hallelujah Here She Comes:
Studies have shown, that you cannot experience illness while you are also experiencing either Bonoliciousness or its ultimate culmination in BonoGasm. Thus, it is purely for health purposes that I am posting the following pics. Right.

Mmmmmm...I feel healthier already...

O_O

As I lay here on the floor, nauseous, unable to spell the word 'nauseous,' delirious, and in pain NOT ONLY from illness and madness that I probably won't be able to eat Easter Dinner at me Abuela's....and confusion that when I woke up from my nap at about 4pm I had NO CLUE what day it was....

I look up at the soothing blue of Interference and see Bono. And since I need peeling off the floor, Bono seems taller than me. And then I decide ~ that man would be worth the climb.

P.S. A toast to my fellow Plebitas who never let me down....wait I can't keep down toast. I'm eating a popsicle

BONO: Uh oh. NOW I'm in fer it.

O my.

 

[Shine * Like* Stars*]

Oh my *THUD* girl I don't know about you but that sure cured whatever ailed me! I have never seen that one!

 

[Shine * Like* Stars*]

Oh I just noticed they are not so dark- I always wondered how he could see thru those things. Maybe they're like tinted windows.

 

[WildHonee]

O_O OMD is he wearing a tie?

Mona, my dear. Take the day off from cleaning the loo.

SWEEEEEEEET. WOW OK I'm giving myself presents. Back to my popsicle.

PETE YORN: Shoot.

BONO: *BANG*

 

[OnTheEdge]

Bono: *soothing blue*

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

...what's a Bono?

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[daisybean]

Originally posted by On The Edge:

Holy Mother of Thudness

I've never seen that pic before

Yum

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*wink*

Daisy

I'm wide awake.....I'm not sleeping

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by hippyactress:

O_O JUST saw this. O my bacon.

 

[Sicy]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Sicy:

O_O Sicy you are my hero of the day (along with 1 million other ppl......

)

That sign looks like a Fruit Roll-Up. My 2 favorite things. Bono and fruit roll-ups.

 

[madonna's child]

I hope you feel better soon, Mona!

Cuddles, indeed. Especially when they involve a certain dark haired, goggle wearing, Irish man.

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Who's gonna ride your wild horses?

Won't you kiss me on that MIDNIGHT STREET, sweep me OFF MY FEET, singing 'ain't this life SO SWEET?' -David Gray

Love,
Emily

Visit my webpage for U2 wallpapers:
www.geocities.com/springtime5348/index.html

 

[littleheartsuitcase]

Hey Mona, here's to hoping you feel better!

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-- Sara
the only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
That sign looks like a Fruit Roll-Up. My 2 favorite things. Bono and fruit roll-ups.

Is it because you can lic....nevermind...

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by hippyactress:


Is it because you can lic....nevermind...

O_O NOW I'm STARVIN'!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I?m old enough to feel the way I do and I know that you are true" ~Pete Yorn

"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ? Echo

 

[Sicy]

Originally posted by GrampsMagee:
I wish you a swift and apey recovery, my good friend! When I was but a baby ape, my grandmother used to give me cream of banana stew whenever I had an ear infection.
I suggest you try it! Throw in a few raisins, some coconut shreds, and you have yourself a hearty meal.
My good friend Bono wishes you well! I have not seen him for a few weeks, but, my fellow primate, we have such a close relationship that I can sense his good will.
One of the downsides of being an ape is that we lack formal schooling and, hence, our knowledge of English grammar is poor at best; luckily, our apey dexterity allows us to type quickly: quickly as the wind, I say, echoing the smelly breath of my many apey ancestors. My point is, we tend to compose run-on sentences, in our own apey ways.
Best wishes to you, dearest WildHonee! A swift recovery! I do think your strong primate constitution will see you through this bout of illness.
*banana of good health*

Wait, what?

LOL.

And then???? And then??????

NO AND THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[WildHonee]

SHIBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....whatever THAT means.

WE ARE HOT CHICKS. Er IRISHMEN.

Yes you are...

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~*Mona*~

LOVE me, give me SOUL
"I?m old enough to feel the way I do and I know that you are true" ~Pete Yorn

"Rock n Roll never tasted so good" ~Bono
Get on the Boos
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ? Echo

 

[Sicy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

OMG........... Larry...



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