...Please wait while Mona is summoned....
*puts on camo hat and groucho glasses* Em...what is this ORACLE you speak of? I've never even HEARD of such a thing in my life.
*sneak*
MONA: When will I meet Bono?
ORACLE: Look, I gotta go. I'm running out of change.
MONA: WTF?! I SAID When will I meet Bono?
ORACLE: You're an accident waiting to happen.
MONA: FOAD, Oracle!!! *kicks that stupid ball across the world*
I swear to you those were my real answers. That Oracle makes my Arch Nemesis List, along with Eno and Nelly Furtado's voice. Gr.
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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.
A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.
"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~
The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~
7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-15-2001).]