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Old 09-21-2001, 03:22 PM   #1
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Needed: High Rama-Lama Priestess of LEATHER

*Bluey spins her big lemon chair around and gazes at everyone through her fly shades*
Aaaalright LEATHER girls, as Chair Lemon, I have decided that we need a High Rama-Lama Priestess of LEATHER.
The experience that is Bono is just too much for any group of mortals to take without some sort of spiritual guidance, or an oxygen mask. Oxygen masks are expensive as hell. So I want a Priestess.
If you are the Rama-Lama Priestess of LEATHER, you will be the one to testify to the power of Bono and to guide our sisters in LEATHER through their Bono experiences.
You get extra points for incorperating Mr. Mac in some way.
Reply to this thread little Mommas and may the Bono be with you.




*end transmission*
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Old 09-21-2001, 03:31 PM   #2
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*Bluey spins her big lemon chair around and gazes at everyone through her fly shades*
Aaaalright LEATHER girls, as Chair Lemon, I have decided that we need a High Rama-Lama Priestess of LEATHER.
The experience that is Bono is just too much for any group of mortals to take without some sort of spiritual guidance, or an oxygen mask. Oxygen masks are expensive as hell. So I want a Priestess.
If you are the Rama-Lama Priestess of LEATHER, you will be the one to testify to the power of Bono and to guide our sisters in LEATHER through their Bono experiences.
You get extra points for incorperating Mr. Mac in some way.
Reply to this thread little Mommas and may the Bono be with you.
*end transmission*
-Bluey, Chair Lemon of LEATHER.

Ehh... and at 10.30 pm a friday night after a week of hard work on the other side of the world this means in correct english.. ehh ??

Bonolicious Bonobabe #1 - lost in space

PS. Do I drop to #10 now, with this question? *blink with my blue eyes to Chair Lemon, dear Bluey*



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Old 09-21-2001, 03:37 PM   #3
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No no, you shall not.
I am too busy being cool to demote anyone today.
But here is your penance...post more religious pictures of Bono and you may be forgiven....
-Blue, Chair Lemon of LEATHER
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Old 09-21-2001, 04:09 PM   #4
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No no, you shall not.
I am too busy being cool to demote anyone today.
But here is your penance...post more religious pictures of Bono and you may be forgiven....
-Blue, Chair Lemon of LEATHER
Oki, sir... ehh... lady, chair Lemon. I so badly want so be #1 so here comes some pics.

New round for this pic I think is in place.






Come on up here LEATHER-girls


Religious nigh, religious pic


"Hey, Bluey, you better keep that gorgeous Miss Zooropa as BB #1, you hear me??"


Am I forgiven? Please, please, please.....



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Old 09-21-2001, 04:26 PM   #5
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HMP! I think Crzy4Bono and I should be high priestesses, because we are the most tenured Bono lovers. We have adored him for 20 years, we are experienced and deeply devoted to him. (Especially in LEATHER!!}


If I can't be a priestess, I at least want to be the old wise one who will sit on the mountaintop and answer the questions and offer asstistance to the newly converted!
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Old 09-21-2001, 04:49 PM   #6
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Ahem... Madame ChairLemon Bluey, as I stated in my application for membership into LEATHER (see original LEATHER thread), I would like to be Minister of Swagger- although I'm not really sure what that entails beyond an intense appreciation of the B-man's swagger & style...but I do know that I've been REALLY good at it for 19 years

Thank you for your consideration *Julyfly makes sign of the Fly* & all hail the mighty Bono,
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HMP! I think Crzy4Bono and I should be high priestesses, because we are the most tenured Bono lovers. We have adored him for 20 years, we are experienced and deeply devoted to him. (Especially in LEATHER!!}
Why, I wholeheartedly agree with you there Gypsy - in fact, I'll be happy to be co-high priestess... and anyone who's been around PLEBA very long knows of my great love for Bono in leather... so - here ya go...















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Old 09-21-2001, 06:09 PM   #8
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Well hello, my dear comrades!

I am not replying to beg to be a priestess though I have named myself after -his Lordship- Mr Mac and own at least a herd of cows worth of leather, I am simply slightly pissed and enjoying the pics... ( it is gone midnight here in England on a Friday)

Good luck with the managerial duties Bluey, I am sure you shall do us all proud

Oh is bonosock back yet?
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Man I need to either quit school or quit PLEBA! Hm...There's so much going on in both! I'd apply for this position but I already have one. Lol does having several shrines built to Bono count?


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Old 09-21-2001, 07:02 PM   #10
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*The Screen jumps to life, white with static, then an image bleeds through the snow: Chair-Lemon Bluey, replesden, repsled, repedlecsnt(...oh don't ask me to spell that word, I'm drinking!) cool in her leather vest, addresses the LEATHER girls from her big lemon chair*
Very well, I have arrived at my deciscions:
1) Miss Zooropa, you have indeed shown yourself worthy...you are now #1 Bonolicious Bonobabe. Enjoy.
2) I hearby recognize JulyFly as LEATHER's official Minister (sinister?) of Swagger, go make up a job for yourself.
3)The idea of dual High Rama-lama Priestesses pleases me and they are indeed worthy.
Gypsy and Crzy4Bono are now the twin High Rama-lama Priestesses of LEATHER. Go forth and spread the holy word.
4) Bono sock is back and he is currently in therapy after that unfortuneate Chilli Pepper experience. He is also getting a makeover to mark his rebirth as the ultimate LEATHER stud-sock.
Stay tuned babies.....may the bono be with you.
*Bluey clicks a large remote at the screen and her image dissolves in the snow*
TRANSMISSION ENDED.

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[b]1) Miss Zooropa, you have indeed shown yourself worthy...you are now #1 Bonolicious Bonobabe. Enjoy.
2) I hearby recognize JulyFly as LEATHER's official Minister (sinister?) of Swagger, go make up a job for yourself.
3)The idea of dual High Rama-lama Priestesses pleases me and they are indeed worthy.
Gypsy and Crzy4Bono are now the twin High Rama-lama Priestesses of LEATHER. Go forth and spread the holy word.
4) Bono sock is back and he is currently in therapy after that unfortuneate Chilli Pepper experience. He is also getting a makeover to mark his rebirth as the ultimate LEATHER stud-sock.

lol I *scrubbed BonoSock* and disinfected him and bathed him in holy water and put him on my foot and shuffled my feet on the carpet and the magic electrons cleansed him.

The Lemon hath spoken!

Now go make it a happy world, one beaU2iful day at a time.


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All right, thank you Bluey! We will do our best to spread the word, we all must! Don't forget girls, witness to all those around you, try the persuasion of suede and leather on the unconverted, if Bono in LEATHER doesn't win them over they are hopeless, but don't give up on the damned. It is great that so many of you here have come to see the light, and are all missionaries for the cause! Guess I'd better start by spreading some more hot leather pics around. Crzy's first two pics represent the ultimate image of Bono in leather! I will try to post worthy pics! In this first one, his vest is leather, and look at those legs! SEXINESS!












I took this one myself


Will post more later. Everybody post some, or just spread the glorious word!


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hmmmmm....Sinister Minister Of Swagger..I like the sound of that! Thank you Chair Lemon Bluey- I will do my best to preach the gospel of Bono Swagger throughout the land to all of those poor, wretched souls who have never known the swagger.

*July steps up to the pulpit*
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BONO IN BLACK LEATHER, ALL A-SWAGGER! LORD, HA-YUVE MERCY! CAN I GIT AN AMEN?!?!"
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HA HA HA HA @ Bluey.

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Amen!
Now go forth in PEACE to spread the word - but wait until the tickets have all sold out 'cause it's going to be hard enough to get GAs to these shows without fighting over them with the newly converted!

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Bluey, Bono girls, I am depressed. After looking through these threads, I see some of the Bono girls going over to the dark side, backsliding, becoming traitors and infidels. I am deeply concerned and upset at the amount of our congregation straying to Larry. Come on, Bono has everything over Larry! Larry has his girls, that's fine, but the Bono girls should not blaspheme and betray their idol, Bono. He is the one and only true high power of hotness, sexiness, and charisma. Yo, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Larry, I fear no evil, for Bono is with me! I will NEVER be swayed, Bono is best by far, and damnation to those who have sinned and will not repent!
I would like to have a position of confessional for all those tempted to leave the flock, I surely can convince them Bono is the way!

IN addition to Bono sock, I was wondering if we could add Tony as a mascot, or a 'graven image' of Bono to worship in his abscence.

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Hm
that is an issue. *feels guilty* Well as long as all LEATHER members make sure they use the Bono icon relgiiously, I think we'll be fine.

I'm only human -- I admit I think Larry is a hot tamale. But as Bono Rep. to the world it's my sworn duty to promote Bono. And that is what I will do.

lol I feel like GW Bush "People misunderestimate me"

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