|10-27-2003, 11:18 AM||#1|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: San Antonio/Austin, TX
Local Time: 03:37 AM
Mullen-Girl presents: Shopping with U2
Here goes a new one!__________________
It was a rainy cold day in Dublin when the boys were waking up in their mansion after a hard night of partying.
Bono: *lips stuck together* *mumbling*
Edge: *stretches for minutes*
Adam: *in the loo*
Larry: *on the floor, wimpering like a puppy*
Bono: *kicks Larry playfully* Hey wake up!
Bono: Oh geez he's probably having that dream that he's a labrador again.
Larry: *scratches ear with foot*
Adam: *leans down and whispers in Larry's ear* Go fetch the stick boy!
Larry: *wakes up on all fours* What the..???
Edge: *grins* I think you were having that dream again Larry.
Larry: I don't know what you're talking about! *snarl* *pop*
Bono: Damn Lardence! I thought those new buttons you got were pop proof!
Edge: Well guys we need to start getting ready so that we can head to the grocery store. I've already uploaded our list to my PDA *grins*
*The guys hop in their car, Adam driving*
Bono: *from backseat* Man Adam you drive like an old woman! Give me some speed baby! *kicks Larry's seat*
Larry: *turns around quickly and growls* Look Bono if you keep kicking my seat i'm going to throw you out the window!
Bono: *grins and kicks it again* I'd love to see you try it!!
Adam: Look you two, if both of you don't stop i'm throwing both of you out the window!!!
Bono & Larry: *pout* Sorry
*They arrive at the grocery store and quickly run into the store to get out of the rain*
Bono: Ohhhhhhhhh I want to ride in the kiddy seat in the shopping cart!
Adam: *puts in a euro to unlock the cart* You can't fit! You've tried so many...
Bono: *puts legs through and pouts* I'm stuck! *walks around with the cart floating in the air*
Larry: *snorts* You dumbarse!
Store Manager: Oh God not again! *talks into walkie talkie* We've got a code 23. I need all available employees to help.
Adam: *to Bono* We'll be back for you
Bono: Don't forget my cookies!!
*The guys walk around the grocery store getting all the necessary items*
Adam: I need a bottle of Champagne *grins*
Larry: Oh having someone over tonight?
Adam: Of course! My lovely CatDubh is coming over tonight *grins*
Edge: But it's not on my list!
Adam: But I NEED it!
Edge: *pouts* Well I guess i'll add it on my list NOW.
Larry: Hey what the hell was that??? *looks around*
Edge: *hears the thud and cans flying everywhere* Oh please don't let it be...
Adam: *laughs* Yep it's Bono of course!
*All three run to where Bono is lying in a mountain of cans, grinning innocently*
Bono: Woops *blushes*
Larry: Man we need to keep you on a leash!
Bono: Did you get my cookies?!?!?! Huh huh huh???
Adam: Yes we did you baby!
Edge: Well it looks like we got everything on the list.
Bono: There's something I missed on the list.
Larry: What's that?
Bono: That hot lookin chick over there *growls playfully*
MG: *shopping* Man I can't believe these Walkers are 5 euro..*sigh* Well i have to have my crisp fix.
Bono: *strolls over* Well hey there groovy chick *grins*
MG: *looks at Bono* Um, hello. *turns back to the shelf of chips*
Bono: I see you dig those Salt & Vinegar walkers. *smiles*
MG: Um yes i do. Can I help you?
Bono: Well I think you're a lovely lass and i'd like to ask you out tomorrow night.
*The rest of the group observe from far away*
MG: Well I would love to but...I'm too busy washing my hair.
Larry: *busts out laughing, also busts button off shirt*
Adam: Ohhhhhh shot down again!
Bono: Oh well how about the next night?
MG: Um...well see you're a bit too...well how should I say this without being mean...
Bono: Just say it baby *winks*
MG: Well you're a bit too ecentric for me. But i'd love to date your friend. The button popping one. *waves to Larry*
Larry: *winks and mouths to MG* You want to go out with me tomorrow?
MG: *smiles and nods*
Bono: *pouts and walks away*
Edge: Aww it's ok. C'mon let's pay our groceries and...
Bono: *whines* I'm stuck in the cart again!!!
Adam: Oh here we go again!
I hope you guys enjoyed this...
|10-27-2003, 07:41 PM||#3|
Offishul Kitteh Doctor
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Taking care of kitties
Local Time: 04:37 AM
bonosloveslave [at] interference.com
|10-29-2003, 01:28 AM||#4|
Blue Crack Addict
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In a dimension known as the Twilight Zone...do de doo doo, do de doo doo...
Local Time: 03:37 AM
"Bono: *strolls over* Well hey there groovy chick *grins*"
So Bono's doing the Greg Brady bit from the "Brady Bunch" movie? ! That's priceless.
Funny thing is, I would hate it if most guys actually said that to me...but I wouldn't mind so much if it were Bono.
Maybe 'cause he wouldn't actually be serious...it'd just be a way to break the ice.
Anywho, very funny story. . Well done. .
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