Moobchild part II....

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Kristie

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What, did you think it would stop there all those months ago?
NO
I'm back in school and I need to do SOMETHING to stay awake in all those classes...
*bumps the first one for newbies/refreshing of memory*

The Adventures of the Golden Moobchild v. 2.0

Scene 1

One day, after hoing themselves to a pulp, the Twins decide it's time for a little adventure.

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Gina: Kristie?

Kristie: Yeah?

Gina: It's time for a little adventure.

Kristie: I'll call the boys...

Gina: No not THAT kind of... well... yeah go ahead.

A few hours later...

Hippy: What was that about excitement, twin?

Gina: Well, I'd sort of like to go somewhere...

Hippy: Like where?

Gina: Oh, I don't know...

Kristie: China?

Hippy: Nooo.. how about South Africa?

Kristie: China.

Hippy: Um, Spain?

Kristie: CHINA.

Gina: How about we ask Lardence to take us somewhere?

Kristie: Ooo good idea!

Hippy: Yeah.

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Lardence: *appears* You rang?

Kristie: Yeah we want to go somewhere.

Larry: Where?

Gina: Uhm... could you just randomly stick us

Kristie: *snort*

Gina: ...somewhere?

Larry: Oh yeah, no problem.. *grin*

Hippy: You look sinister.

Larry: *innocent* No I'm just glad to help. Ready to go?

Twins: NO

They all grab their pocket Adams

Larry: *rolls eyes*

Twins: Now we are!

Larry: Okay then... uhm, joost cos I'm nice.. you still got that mooby?

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Gina: Yeah I do.

Larry: Well, if you get in trouble rub it and I'll come.

Kristie: *snort*

Larry: Don't you ever get sick of laughing at that?

Kristie: No.

Larry: Fine. *blink*

Twins: *disappear*

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Scene 2

Twins: *appear*

They are in a leafy green forest looking place

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Kristie: Where the hell are we?

Gina: It's supposed to be random, Einstein.

The Twins decide to walk, in hopes of discovering their whereabouts.

Hippy: *looks around* I think someone's following us.

Gina: I don't see anything...

Kristie: Why don't we stop for dinner?

Gina: Good idea.

They stop and try to build a campfire. Gina starts rubbing sticks together (she's very good at rubbing sticks) and Kristie goes out in search of food.

Hippy: Too bad we have no matches.

Gina: Or anything to burn besides these dern sticks... *rub rub rub*

Kristie comes back

Gina: *rub rub rub*

Kristie: Want some matches?

Gina: GRRR

Hippy: But we have nothing to light!

Gina: *takes out pocket Adam* These are all we brought....

Twins: *look at each other*

Kristie: I guess we'll just have to...

Gina: Yeah...

Hippy: Man, I hate sleeping cold...

They settle down on to the ground... but Hippy can't sleep. That feeling of something following them persists... after awhile she starts to see what looks like flashes of PantsPattern in the night...

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but eventually she drifts to sleep.

Late that night they are awoken by a loud rustling.


Hippy: Whazzat?

They all stand up

Kristie: I don't know...

Gina: *turns around* I...

She sees another flash of PantsPattern and what appears to be Adam coming toward her before everything goes black....

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WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
Why did the Twins seemingly get attacked by Adam?
What will become of them??
TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT EXCITING CHAPTER...
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I love you'se guys

BAHAHA that is quality!
:lmao:
And those be some spiffy gifs you'se got dere Kristie (and that was almost coherent!) :lol:
 
WOOHOO FOR SCENE THREE

no exciting gifs today though

Scene 3

The Twins awake in a dark room lit by a single lantern...

Hippy: Ooohhggg...

Gina: *sits up* ADAM... what? ....ow.

Kristie: I haven't felt this beat up since last time I woke up in Larry's room.

Twins: *raise eyebrows*

Kristie: Uhm... look there's a shadowy figure in the corner!

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SFITC: Weeell heeello theeere!

Gina: My that's quite a Speedy Gonzales accent you have there.

SFITC: My name eees Juan.

Hippy: Ok Juan, why did we just get tackled by Adam?

Juan: Weeell you seee, that was CBA. Hee patrols the area around heeere. Hee did not keeel you beecause hee saw your Pocket Adams.

Author's Note: Ok, you get the idea with the speedy gonzales accent, so I'm stopping now.

CBA: *waddles out of the shadows* Hello there.

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Gina: CB?

CBA: Cardboard. *turns sideways to demonstrate*

Hippy: How two dimensional.

Gina: A walking talking cardboard Adam. I guess it's no weirder than a Genie Larry who is summoned by rubbing his golden Mooby...

Kristie: So where are we anyway?

Juan: Minnesota.

Hippy: WTF why did Larry send us to MINNESOTA?

Gina: No wonder he looked evil.

Juan: I see you have no survival gear, so if you need to stay here you are welcome.

Kristie: How nice of you.

Gina: My name is Gina, by the way.

Hippy: Hippy.

Kristie: Kristie

Juan: You look like a ho.

Kristie: HEY! ...ok I can't really deny that.

Juan: So I will call you Horatio.

Kristie: Whatever floats your boat...

Juan: Would you like to meet my Willy?

Gina: Say WHAT?

Juan: My Willy... come outside, I shall introduce you to my ass as well. *walks out the door*

CBA: Let's go. *waddles after Juan*

Hippy: Um... well... we might as well follow... Juan could sic CBA on us again.

Outside, the Twins emerge into the forest to be greeted by a horse and what appears to be a donkey.

Juan: *pets the horse* This is William, but we call him Willy.

Gina: OH.. Willy... and the donkey would be the ass... I get it!

Hippy: Whew.

Juan: When CBA and I go somewhere, I will ride Willy and he likes to ride the ass.

CBA: It's a much smoother ride.

Kristie: *SNORT*

Juan: Did you have something to say?

Kristie: Ah.. no.. just a bug in my nose I think... aherm.

CBA: I'm hungry.

Hippy: You're cardboard.

CBA: Well, even cardboard needs food sometimes...

Juan: Why don't we eat dinner?

They have dinner and go to sleep. However, later that night Kristie awakes to find CBA snuggled up against her and Juan talking in his/her sleep.

Juan: John Mayer... want to lick.... *mumble mumble mumble* oohh geeeeeez yah....

Kristie notices Juan seems to be lacking the Speedy Gonzales accent in his/her sleep.

Kristie: Something fishy's going on here...

Fishy: You called?

Kristie: Huh? No, not you.

Fishy: Sorry. *leaves*

Eventually Juan quiets down and they all sleep until morning...
 
I :heart: you'se guys

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
...the best part was when gina said "say WHAT?"...just cause I said so. :shifty: :D :lol:
 
So THIS is what you do when I go away for the weekend...

:lmao:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I have no other words. Just:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!, if you will.
 
OMG this is the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. It's not often that I laugh out loud while I'm alone, but you had me cracking up. I LOVED the gifs, esp the one of stick figure larry, and all the inuendos ("if you get in trouble rub it and I'll come" :lmao: ) 'cause I'm immature like that :D
 
Kristie said:
Larry: Well, if you get in trouble rub it and I'll come.

Kristie: *snort*

Larry: Don't you ever get sick of laughing at that?




THAT IS SOOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!:laugh: :lol: :lmao: :laugh: :lmao: :lol:
Mr. Burns voice: "EXCELLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNTTTTTTTT!!"
Great gifs tooooooooo!!!!! It added a little something to the story!!!!
Great stuff!!!!!!!!1:up: :lmao: :laugh:
 
mmmmmmmmaaaayer....o GEEZ

Kristie said:


Juan: You look like a ho.


isn't that what they ALL say?


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


i canNOT believe the hilarity of this story!! OMFC!! kristie, you should not have pressured me into reading it whilst i was in a PUBLIC lab with others around me. thanks a LOT! *wipes tears from eyes*
 
this = the innuendo scene

Scene 4

The next morning the twins awake to an early start, birds chirping, yada yada yada. Juan is outside cookin up breakfast. CBA has gone to get wood so they don't burn HIM instead.

Kristie: Heh, wood

The Twins gather to discuss their position.

Kristie: heh, position...

Shut up.

Kristie: :silent:

Hippy: SO, what do you think of Juan?

Gina: I think he's pretty good.

Hippy: You... WHAT?

Gina: PERSONALITY WISE.

Hippy: Oh.

Kristie: I don't know about you, but I say that CBA's pretty sesy.

Gina: He's cardboard.

Kristie: Yeah, but he looks fairly sturdy.

Hippy: One could say... stiff?

Gina: Oh geeeez... the gutterbrain is strong within you today.

Kristie: I wouldn't say within...

Gina: STOPPIT!!

Gutterbrain: Awwww :sad:

Gina: We can't have this whole story be entirely composed of immature innuendo!

Gutterbrain: How about occasional double entende?

Gina: Of course.

Gutterbrain: YAY!

Twins: SUPER YAY!

Kristie: Anyway, I think there's something fishy about Juan.

Fishy: Can I help you?

Kristie: Okay, WHY do you keep showing up?

Fishy: I'm a mod, it's my job to keep an eye on you guys.

Kristie: Well when I say "fishy" I DON'T mean you.

Fishy: Awww :sad:

Kristie: Okay maybe you can turn up later.

Fishy: YAY!

Kristie: Anyway, so Juan was talking in... its... sleep minus the spanish accent. I even heard an "Oooh geeeeez..."

Gina: Odd.

Hippy: inDEED.

Juan: BREAKFAST!!

Hippy: What're we having?

Juan: Hot dish.

Hippy: Hot.. what?

Juan: ...casserole?

Gina: Hot dish... hhrrmm....

They eat breakfast. Mmm, breakfast.

CBA returns with wood.

Kristie: *snort*

What did I tell you?

Gutterbrain: You said I could do it occasionally!

*sigh* FINE.

Juan: I have a request.

CBA: Actually, it's MY request.

Hippy: Something on your mind CBA?

CBA: *leans against a tree since, y'know, he can't sit* Well, it's tough being cardboard...

Hippy: Hard, even.

CBA: Yeah, that happens. So, lately I've been yearning for a CB companion...

Gina: Like a CB woman?

CBA: *looks at Juan* No no, just a CB friend...

Juan: So what we'd like is for you to accompany us on a search fo a CB friend.

Hippy: Well, it's an adventure...

Twins: *confer*

Gina: Yeah, we'll go. What's the nearest big city?

Kristie: Probably Minneapolis.

Juan: NO... *mumbles something about it being "sucktastic"*

Gina: Okay, this is getting recockulous. I have you figured out, Juan!

Juan: Eh?

Gina: *snatches off sombrero* Ah HA!

Hippy: SHANNON!

Shannon: Oooh geeeezzz :eek:

Gina: I KNEW IT. That Minnesotaness just shines through...

All: *rejoyce*

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CBA: Well, finally.

Hippy: So how's Chicago?

Gina: OH can we visit Julio?

Shannon: WOO!

Kristie: Pack that ass and let's go!
 
Hehehehehehehehe

OMD! How fookin hilarious!!! Love the graphics, Kristie! Looove the graphics! Man, I need to make more time for PLEBA. All this ... job stuff ... whatever. ;)
 
:eek: my roommate keeps asking why i'm laughing....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too much, kristie...too freakin' much...

:lmao:
 
MORE!!!!! BWAHAHAHA! I'm gonna wake up the folks with my laughing. I'm laughing so hard the chair is creaking, doesn't help that it's a fourty year old chair, either.
 
Kristie said:
You ever.. um.. have something to do and you were like, "I'll do it today! I swear!" and then didn't?
That = this for me all weekend

Amen sister, guilty as charged.........

Hope you didn't get in trouble because of us, we're on the *edges* of our seats waiting for the next installment!! :laugh: :lmao:
 
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