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Old 11-19-2001, 09:42 PM   #1
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Ok girlies I wrote this story about 1 year and a half ago it was my first U2ey story, it's kinda long so it'll be in a few posts, I changed the names to fit people in here Ok here goes: Enjoy

On Stage at some remote city....*
Bono: Thank you! Thank you for waiting for us! Have we got the job?
*crowd screams*
Bono: Thank you! Goodnight! God bless!
*Bono and the boys walk off stage slowly and go backstage*

Edge: Oh man that show was good.
Bono: Good job lads! We had a really good crowd tonight!
Larry: Yeah. I just wanna go and have a shower and leave.
Adam: But we still have to drive out where our fans are.
Larry: I hate having to take pictures and sign autographs! Iím just a drummer!
Adam: You may be just a drummer but youíre the pretty boy *grin*
*Larry Mumbles*
Edge: Ok lads, the cars are here letís go out and meet our fans!
*All four members of U2 get into a Black lincoln, one in each and drive out*

Mullen-Girl: Oh my gawd girls! Here they come *starts to shake*
J-Tree: I canít wait to see Adam again.
Echo: *grin* I know Edge will remember me.
Niamh: Oh my gosh, I finally get to see Bono up close! Ive been waiting my entire life to
meet these guys.

*First black lincoln pulls up and Larry waves*

Larry: Iím not getting out, Iím too tired iíll just wave to them.
Mullen-Girl: Oh my God!!!! Larry!!!! *jumps up and down*
Echo: Oh gawd Cristy will you calm down please itís just the man of your dreams *rolls eyes*
J-Tree: Ah let her have her 5 mins.
Niamh: Heís cute alright but not as cute as MY Bono *grin*
*Mullen-Girl grabs the camera from around Echoís neck and drags her a bit and snaps a
pic of Larry*
Echo: Oh my gawd Cristy! Just rip my head off wonít you?
Mullen-Girl: Oh um hehe Sorry.
*Echo gets free from the strap of the camera to let Mullen-Girl have the camera*
*Larry speeds off as Edgeís black Lincoln pulls up*

Echo: Oh my gawd! Here comes my Edge!
*Edge slowly walks out of his car and smiles at everyone*
J-Tree: Ah he has a lovely smile but I love my Adamís even more *smile*
Mullen-Girl: Hey Girls heís walking up to us! Ack!
Niamh: Well Echo hereís your chance to talk to your man.

*Edge slowly walks over to the group of U2 girls and smiles*
Echo: Hi Edge! *looks around for her camera*
Edge: Hello there *smile*
*Mullen-Girl looks smiles dazed not noticing Edgeís presence*
Edge: *looks at Mgís shirt* Ah you must be the infamous Mullen Girl.
Mullen-Girl: *smiling dazily* Uh huh.
Echo: Whereís my bloody camera?? Cristy! you had my camera last when you took that
blasted pic of Larry.
Niamh: Hi Edge! You really did a good job tonight!
Edge: *smiles* Thank you, iím glad you enjoyed our show.
J-Tree: Hey Edge
Edge: Hello *smile*
Echo: CRISTY!!!! WHEREíS MY CAMERA??
Mullen-Girl: oh um here *hands it to Echo*
Echo: Thank you, gawd you would think you were on another planet or something. Hey
edge, can I please take a picture with you?
Edge: Sure you can *smile*
*Edge puts his arm around Echo and smiles while Mullen-Girl snaps a pic*
Niamh: Oh, but whereís bono?
Edge: Ah heís coming behind me, Well girls I must run. It was really nice talking to you
*smiles and waves*

*Edge drives off and Bonoís car pulls up*

.....ok To be continued (I told you it was long)


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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

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Old 11-19-2001, 09:53 PM   #2
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Bono: Ah my people!

*Bono slowly comes out of his car and grins at all the girls*

Niamh: Oh my Gosh! Bono! Over here!

*Bono slowly looks at Niamh and walks over sly like*

Bono: Hello girls, well whatís this? A bunch of lovely lasses like yourselves screaming
out my name *grin*

*Echo canít help covering her mouth to hide the snickering at Bonoís typical swagger
seductive style*

Niamh: Bono! I am your biggest fan I love you so much!

Bono: Well what a lovely lass you are *smile*
*Mullen-Girl then suddenly gets infront of Niamh and smiles and looks at Bono*

Mullen-Girl: Hi Bono! Oh my gawd I love you I am a big fan of yours

Niamh: Cristy!!! Youíre blocking my view and interrupted our conversation.

*Bono laughs at both the girls*

Mullen-Girl: Iím sorry Flavie *walks behind her*

Echo: Gawd Cristy this is so much like you *sighs* Didnít your mom teach you manners
girl?

*Mullen-Girl turns to Echo*

Mullen-Girl: Hey Echo, where did J-Tree disappear to?

Echo: *shrugs* I dunno, she must have wandered off

Bono: Well girls I must run, Iíve got many a thing to do tonight. I loved chatting with
you.

Niamh: Bono! Wait! before you go!

*Bono turns to the Niamh*

Bono: Yes?

Niamh: Can I ask you, um, can I give you a kiss?

Bono: *grins* Sure you can.

*Bono gently takes Niamhís head in his hands and gives her a long sweet kiss*

*Niamh stands there in a daze as Bono walks off*

*Echo quickly takes a couple of pics of the cute moment*

Niamh: Oh my gosh! Did that just happen or was I dreaming??

Mullen-Girl: Oh it definitely happened girlie. You just made out with Bono. *giggles*

Echo: *giggling* This is gonna look great on the site tomorrow morning.

*Mullen-Girl notices J-Tree come back*

Mullen-Girl: Hey J-Tree where did you go?

J-Tree: Well I wondered off and I found Adam and we had a nice chat.

Mullen-Girl: Ah wow thatís so cool!

*Mullen-Girl looks at the ground and notices something black lying on the ground*

Mullen-Girl: Hey girls look at that *points*

Echo: I donít see anything, Girl youíre dreaming!

Mullen-Girl: No really look again *points*

Niamh: what the...

J-Tree: Oh no it canít be!

Mullen-Girl: Bono dropped his shades! They already drove off.

Niamh: Mine! mine mine mine!

Mullen-Girl: No! we must get them back to him, his shades are part of his life

*Mullen-Girl grabs the shades out of Niamhís hands*

Echo: *gasp* this is the PERFECT chance to catch them again

J-Tree: Well I heard theyíre staying at this hotel by the airport

Mullen-Girl: Ack girls we have to find them quick.

Niamh: Iíll get the car

*Niamh comes back with her black BMW*

Echo: *canít help but laugh* TO THE HOTEL GIRLS!

Niamh: Stop playing and hurry up and get in the car!

*The rest of the girls jump in the BMW and speed off*

(more to come..)



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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:03 PM   #3
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Echo: Oh my gawd I still canít believe I saw Edge!

Mullen-Girl: Gah stop talking about that we need to get these shades back to them
quickly.

Echo: Ruin a girlís moment wonít you *rolls eyes*

J-Tree: Thankfully I got out of Adam what hotel they were staying at

*Niamh driving really fast and turning corners like a madwoman*

Niamh: Heh you gotta love the way I drive *grin*

Mullen-Girl: Ack Girlie slow down! We donít want to die before we get there you know!

*Echo sticks a picture of Larry in front of Cristy to keep her quiet*

Mullen-Girl: Oooh Larry *drool*

Niamh: That should keep her quiet, good job Echo.

Echo: yeah you gotta learn how to control Cristy.

J-Tree: God the way Niamh drives youíd think she was related to Bono or something.

Mullen-Girl: *still drooling at Larryís pic* Yeah thatís what iím saying.

*The Girls arrive to the hotel where U2 is staying at and get off the car quickly*

J-Tree: Well now that weíre here what do we do?

Mullen-Girl: well weíre gonna have to do some sneaking around.

Echo: Sneaking? Oh I love to sneak into places where I shouldnít be.

Niamh: I must give Bono these glasses personally!

Echo: I must find Edge and well you girls are too young to know the rest..

Mullen-Girl: Yeah yeah we all know what you wanna do *rolls eyes*

J-Tree: We must get a plan in place, any ideas?

Niamh: Well how about the housekeeping trick? Iíll dress up as a housekeeper and sneak onto their floor and into Bonoís room.

Echo: Oh gawd that is so pathetic, how about..We have your shades Bono, come meet us if you ever want to see them again.

Mullen-Girl: No no no, heíll think weíre psycho or something.

Echo: We are psycho what are you talking about?

J-Tree: Ok I have a plan. How about we go on the floor where they are staying at and
Iíll distract the guard while all 3 of you sneak in by crawling on the ground

Niamh: Not at a bad idea at all but will it work?

Echo: You mean I have to crawl on all fours?

Mullen-Girl: Oh címon Echo itíll be fun.

Echo: *rolls eyes* Well whatever I have to do to see my Edge.

J-Tree: Then itís settled, This is what weíll do

(....here comes the fun part)

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THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*
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Old 11-19-2001, 10:06 PM   #4
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OMG!!!!!!! I made out with Bono??????????
*drools and then drops dead*

I was wondering....Could you write a story in which Ali is kidnapped by Aliens and then Bono asks me to take her place? LOL

(Alright alright...I'm going to bed.....I always end up posting stupid messages when i have too much caffeine!)


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Old 11-19-2001, 10:14 PM   #5
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*All four girls walk slowly into the lobby of the hotel and run into the elevator*

J-Tree: Ok if I remember correctly, Adam said he was on the 10th floor of the hotel

Mullen-Girl: Oh gawd this is so kewl!! I feel like James Bond or something and I get to see My Larry again *giggle*

Echo: Shaddup girlie before I have to go to extreme measures *starts to pull out another
pic of Larry*

*Mullen-Girl quiets down*

Echo: *eyes J-Tree* Just how much talking did you do with Adam eh?

J-Tree: *smiles innocently* Oh you know just regular chit chat.

Echo: Uh huh. I believe you.

Niamh: Uh oh weíre almost to the 10th floor. Girls get to the floor quickly, we canít let the guard see us.

Echo: *mutters to herself* just think of Edge and how this is worth it

*The rest of the girls get down while only J-Tree stays standing and the doors open
slowly*

*J-Tree slowly walks out while Mullen-Girl keeps pressing the Ďdoor opení button of
the elevator*

J-Tree: Yes is this floor number 11?

Guard: No this is Floor number 10.

J-Tree: I could have sworn it said number 11.
*meanwhile the girls slowly crawl out of the elevator one by one so not to make noise*

Guard: no this is floor number 10.

J-Tree: Why is there a security guard here and not on each floor?

Guard: U2 are on this floor.

J-Tree: U2 really?

*J-Tree keeps up the chit chat with the guard as the girls have cleared the guard and
slowly stand up*

Niamh: *whispering* I wonder which room is Bonoís

Mullen-Girl: *whispering* Just listen for the one with stuff falling

Echo: *tries not to laugh* Ah that was funny but iím just worried about finding my Edgeís
room.

*All three girls stand looking at all the doors*

Echo: Now what do we do James Bond? *looking at Mullen-Girl*

Mullen-Girl: How about we knock on all the doors?

Niamh: No we canít do that. Theyíll find out that weíre not supposed to be here.

Echo: I say we try and open the doors, since there is security here maybe they wonít close
their doors, *mumbles* and maybe iíll get to see my Edge right out of the shower *grin*

Mullen-Girl: Ok, Iíll take this door, Echo you take the one down there, and Niamh you take the one over there.

*All three girls slowly go up to the door and turn the knob slowly*

Echo: *mumbles as she turns the knob slowly* Please let this be Edgeís room. I promise
iíll be a good girl *grin*

*Echo slowly opens the door*

Echo: Hmm I wonder whoís room this is, I hear a shower. Oh God this is too good to be
true!

*Echo slowly sneaks over to the bathroom...meanwhile at the other door Mullen-Girl stands at*

(...hehe I promise it's almost finished)

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THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cristy!!!!!! Where's the ending??????? Post the ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Flavia walks up and down the room*

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Mullen-Girl: Ack what if this is like somebodyís room that I donít know. What will I say? ďHi I thought this was my room?Ē Well I have to open it..

*Mullen-Girl slowly turns the knob so not to make noise and peeks her head in the room*

Mullen-Girl: *gasp* Um Hi Adam.

Adam: Who are you?

Mullen-Girl: Well Iím a fan of yours and well..

*Adam eyes Mullen-Girl*

Adam: Please come in *grin*

*Meanwhile at the other door Niamh turns the knob slowly*

Niamh: This has to be Bonoís room, I can smell him from here *giggle*.

*Niamh opens the door slowly and peeks in and to her surprise she finds Bono sitting on
the bed right out of the shower*

Niamh: Thank you God I have been good. *smile*

Bono: Hey! What are you doing here?

Niamh: Well Bono you see...

*Back at the room where Echo was*

Echo: Gawd should I open the door to the shower or not? I mean what if itís Larry? Then iíll see Larry in the buff and Cristy will kick my arse. Ah well I have to take a chance I guess.

*Echo slowly opens the door of the bathroom*

Echo:*gasp* Damn it! I knew it was gonna be Larry, just my bad luck

Larry: *shrieks* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM??

Echo: Look before you get yourself worked all over this let me just say *eyes larry* Nice bod but, Iím just in the wrong room. I was looking for Edgeís room.

Larry: Edgeís room is 2 doors down. now get outta here!

Echo: I am truely sorry *looks at Larry again and mumbles* Oh man Cristy is gonna kill me.

*meanwhile back at Bonoís room*

Bono: Flavia, really Thank you so much for bringing back my goggles. You know I canít
live without my goggles, theyíre a part of me

Niamh: Yes I know Bono thatís why me and my friends came to bring them back to you.

Bono: Wait, You and your friends? Where are your other friends?

Niamh: Oh um they were looking for you and...uh oh

Bono: I wonder what happened.

*Bono and Niamh go out into the hall and peer as Echo slowly walks out of Larryís room
giggling*

Niamh: Hey Echo what happened?

Echo: Well letís just say that I saw Larry before Mullen did *giggle*

Niamh: Where are the rest of the girls?

Echo: Well Cristy is in that room and well strangely enough she hasnít come out yet

Bono: Ah must be Adamís room.

*All three walk up to Adamís door and knock on it*

Bono: Adam! Open the door! We know you have a young, beautiful woman hostage in there!

*Adam slowly opens the door and all 3 gasp at the same time*

Mullen-Girl: Come on Adam you have to finish painting my toenails! *looks at all 3* Hey guys!

*Everybody bursts into laughter as Edge walks into the room woken up by all the noise*

Edge: What the...?

Echo: EDGE!!!!!

Edge: Uh oh.

*Edge walks back out into the hall as Echo follows after him*

Mullen-Girl: Hey guys have you seen my Larry anywhere?

Echo: Oh did I see your Larry *grin*

Mullen-Girl: Ah donít tell me that...

Echo: Yep I saw him in the buff *giggle* and a nice bod he has too, of course not as good
as my Edge yíknow.

*Mullen-Girl goes to Larryís room and closes the door*

Echo: Well I doubt sheíll be back for awhile *grin*

*Niamh turns to Bono*

Niamh: Bono is it ok if we hang out here for a while?

Bono: What me hang out with a beautiful girl like you? Of course, no need to ask twice
*smile*

J-Tree: Heeeeeey Adam! *goes into Adamís room* Girls iíll be needing some time
to myself.

Niamh: *giggles* well ok

All 4 girls got to hang out the rest of the night with their favourite U2 member, it was a dream come true

The End.

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
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Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*
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LMAO! MG!

ha ha ha! I sound like such a goodie-goodie though... but little did you know what I did with Adam that day!

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