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I know NOTHING about LOTR...but I'm bored, so I checked out the link anyway...and even I laughed at some of that stuff. :laugh:

Though I don't understand it...I still found some of it funny. :D
 
Oh my God! They're Cassie Claire's fics aren't they! She is the GREATEST! I keep on babbling on interference about my other web obsession, the Harry Potter vB forum, Fiction Alley, and there she is really famous for all her HP fics, they're brilliant! Read Draco Dormiens, it rocks! (Leather!Draco.... mmm....)
Thanks for the link to these anyway, I'd lost it! *goes away, looking forward to reading about Elrond in purple dresses*
 
A friend sent this to me. I think this fits in well here:

Frodo take a walk
To the mountain of doom
Toss the One Ring in
Then wait for the boom
You've been living underground
With your gardener Sam
You've been running away
From what you don't understand, precious
You're slipping
You're sliding down
Sam'll be there
When you hit the ground
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways, precious
Frodo take the ring
It's Isildur's Bane
Let Gandalf talk about the things
You can't explain
To bear is to feel
To hurt is to steal
If you want to bear the Ring
Better learn how to kneel...(on your knees boy!)
It's the Ring
It turns the tide
It makes you want to run and hide, precious
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways, precious
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
Haunt my days...trouble my nights, precious
One day you'll look back
And you'll see
Where you were held
By the power of this Ring
While you could bear it
And not claim it for yourself
Follow good Smeagol...
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways, precious
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
We move through fateful days
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It moves with it
It moves with it
Haunt my days and trouble my nights, precious
********

What I like is how they keep saying precious. Heee. :laugh:
 
Hallelujah Here She Comes said:
A friend sent this to me. I think this fits in well here:

Frodo take a walk
To the mountain of doom
Toss the One Ring in
Then wait for the boom
You've been living underground
With your gardener Sam
You've been running away
From what you don't understand, precious
You're slipping
You're sliding down
Sam'll be there
When you hit the ground
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways, precious
Frodo take the ring
It's Isildur's Bane
Let Gandalf talk about the things
You can't explain
To bear is to feel
To hurt is to steal
If you want to bear the Ring
Better learn how to kneel...(on your knees boy!)
It's the Ring
It turns the tide
It makes you want to run and hide, precious
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways, precious
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
Haunt my days...trouble my nights, precious
One day you'll look back
And you'll see
Where you were held
By the power of this Ring
While you could bear it
And not claim it for yourself
Follow good Smeagol...
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
The Ring moves in mysterious ways, precious
It's alright...it's alright...it's alright
We move through fateful days
The Ring moves in mysterious ways
It moves with it
It moves with it
Haunt my days and trouble my nights, precious
********

What I like is how they keep saying precious. Heee. :laugh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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FRODO HAS FAILED!
 
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