Higher and higher climbed little Fergus the fungus. After two months he had made it to The Edge's knobbly knees. Three months later he was somewhere south of the Irish guitar hero's silly beard. "I'm almost there!" cried an exhausted Fergus. But then, with the end tantalisingly in sight, The Edge decided to have his annual bath. Fergus died instantly.
The End
Bonus Fergus theme tune: "Fergus, you lovely fungus/How wonderful that you lived amongst us/But in your quest to reach The Edge's head/You ended up completely dead".
The End
Bonus Fergus theme tune: "Fergus, you lovely fungus/How wonderful that you lived amongst us/But in your quest to reach The Edge's head/You ended up completely dead".
