Leather Day: In the year 2000

[kellyahern]

Conan: Tonight, we're going to look ahead into the future.
Andy: The future, Conan?
Conan: Yes, the future. All the way to the year 2000.
La Bamba: In the year 2000

How about posting pictures on millenium Bono ? ATYCLB/Elevation Bono . And if the pic's from 2001, no one's gonna complain .

 

[kellyahern]

 

[U2Girl1978]

Oh to go back...

Elevation Bono is just absolutely yummy.

 

[kellyahern]

In The Year 2000, man will sometimes write "1999" on his checks

 

[u2granny]

 

[kellyahern]

In the year 2000, scientists will revive Einstein's brain and keep it alive in a jar; it will become a dee jay

 

[nurse chrissi]

Kelly I Conan

 

[u2granny]

 

[u2granny]

 

[kellyahern]

In the year 2000, packaged Toll House cookies will become so moist and chewy that people will no longer fear death

 

[nurse chrissi]

 

[kellyahern]

In the year 2000, violence in the music business will reach a new peak, when rapper 50 cent is cut into quarters

 

[kellyahern]

In an effort to make it more exciting, Daylight Savings Time will be renamed Daylight Awesome Time.

 

[nurse chrissi]

After getting more in touch with his feminine side, Mr. T will open a hair salon called, "I Pretty the Fool."

 

[kellyahern]

The U.S. military will not have to remove Saddam Hussein from power after he leaves voluntarily to host the new '$20,000 Pyramid'.

 

[U2Girl1978]

These pics are awesome!!

 

[kellyahern]

After getting engaged, P Diddy will try to protect his fortune by getting his fianceé to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, or 'pre-nup'. This ordinary legal transaction will from then on always be known as a 'p re-nup iddy'.

 

[nurse chrissi]

"Webster's Dictionary will replace the term orgasm with the more accurate 'I-hope-she-doesn't-know-I'm-thinking-about-her-friend-gasm.'"

 

[kellyahern]

nurse chrissi

Bandits will attack Queen Elizabeth. To save her life she will have to call on the knights sworn to defend her-Elton John, Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney.

 

[nurse chrissi]

Colgate will escalate the tooth whitening craze by introducing a product that makes teeth so white and so bright, that when you look at someone's smile you will be able to see dead relatives welcoming you to heaven

 

[kellyahern]

God will announce that he will at last reveal himself to mankind at a huge stadium show in New Jersey. Unfortunately, everyone leaves during God's opening act, John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown band.

and now, I have to go to a staff meeting



btw, if anyone else besides me and chrissi want to try http://www-illigal.ge.uiuc.edu/~lalbert/year2000.html

if not, thank you for indulging us

 

[nurse chrissi]

u2logs very own Promo Bono from the year 2000

 

[wanderlust]

Beautiful sunglasses

 

[sweetie]

I love the quotes!!!!

 

[kellyahern]

Kelly I Conan

When my sister and I went to see Bruce and the E Street band last year, we were almost as excited to see Max as we were to see Bruce.

Who am I kidding, we were more excited to see Max! Max

 

[kellyahern]

In the 2000, high definition TV will be so incredibly life-like, that confused viewers will actually try to push Geraldo Rivera out of their living room.

 

[kellyahern]

It will be discovered that chicken soup does not stop colds, except for colds in the chickens that were brutally slaughtered to make the soup."

 

[kellyahern]

"The French Riviera will be completely abandoned after its name is changed to The Geraldo Riviera.

 

[kellyahern]

Tony Danza will be shot into space. NASA will give no explanation, and no explanation will be needed

 

[kellyahern]

The US Olympic basketball team will make people forget their horrible performance in the Olympics with their even worse performance of Arthur Miller's 'Death of a Salesman.'