Leather Day: In the year 2000

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The ice caps will melt sooner than scientists expected when 'The OC' gets even hotter

 

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Birds will admit that the only reason they fly to warmer climates in the winter is to follow Jimmy Buffet

 

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King Kong will confess that he is merely a figurehead. The true power lies with Prime Minister Kong

 

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Paris Hilton's marriage will come to an unfortunate end after she decides that she wants to see 600 other people

 

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An English major will break up with her boyfriend. She will make him feel better by assuring him, 'It's not you, it's I

 

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Huey Lewis and the News will form a Huey Lewis and the News tribute band, just to prove that someone might actually do that

 

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Mr. T has a son that he names after himself. To avoid confusion the boy is known as Mr. Lowercase T

 

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Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II will write a memoir in which he wistfully recalls that one glorious moment on the balcony when he nearly escaped

 

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New Yorkers will burn the New York Post headquarters to the ground when a picture of Cuba Gooding Jr. holding a rabbit appears on page 6 without the caption 'Show me the bunny'

 

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After the disappointing Coke with Lemons and Coke with Limes, Coke will finally score a hit when they introduce Coke with Pepsi

 

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The New York Yankees will win the World Series, but they will be disguised as Houston Astros

 

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The continent of Asia is arrested after its caught buying beer for Asia Minor

 

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