Larry + Ann: The Engagement Question Answered!

[wertsie]

I came across this on @U2's "Answer Guy" column, so I thought I'd share. Very witty as usual!

Karla writes:

I heard a rumor that Larry is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ann. Is this true?

Dear Karla:

Larry has been hesitant to make an honest woman of Ann because he would then have to share his secret fountain-of-youth elixir with her, causing him to run out sooner. He might show up at the next appearance looking, gasp!, 24 or so. You think he frowns and winces now, wait until he runs out of his forever young juice.


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[madonna's child]

LOL, yeah I saw that at @U2.

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[Tanya]

Oh! Good He is still available. Whoo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wertsie]

Er...Well, not really. I mean, as far as I see it, he may as WELL be married. He's fathered 3 children with Ann for crying out loud!

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[*Stormy*]

Aren't they already common law or something?

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[wertsie]

Originally posted by *Stormy*:
Aren't they already common law or something?

One would assume so...I don't know how that kind of stuff works in Ireland, but I'm pretty sure that's the way it'd be here.



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[mc]

common law???????
whats dat?

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[spinninghead77]

Originally posted by mc:
common law???????
whats dat?

If you live together for so long then you are considered married in the eye's of the law.

In Ontario it is only 6 months. Which *eek* means that in about 8 months I will *eek* be married.



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[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:

If you live together for so long then you are considered married in the eye's of the law.

In Ontario it is only 6 months. Which *eek* means that in about 8 months I will *eek* be married.

you are kidding me, 6 mths!? i think it is 7 years here in the States.

 

[Bbug]

six months!? Wow, that's not at all long. Crazy, man...

 

[sparkys girl]

is it true that ann is the one who has refused to marry him?!?

i know it's technically none of our business, but i am still curious about this topic.

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[wertsie]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
is it true that ann is the one who has refused to marry him?!?

i know it's technically none of our business, but i am still curious about this topic.

I've heard that too. I feel guilty being so damned nosey because it really isn't our business, but I'm curious! Which is a glorified version of nosey, I guess, but anyway....I'm rambling, and I'm tired, so...yeah...



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[KhanadaRhodes]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
is it true that ann is the one who has refused to marry him?!?

that's what i heard.

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by KhanadaRhodes:
that's what i heard.

amazing huh?!?
well,i suppose the woman has her reasons...
btw...love the name khanadarhodes!

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from the shadows as a child
you'll never know how it feels to be the one
who's left behind...
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[This message has been edited by sparkys girl (edited 04-09-2002).]

 

[elaine269]

Originally posted by *Stormy*:
Aren't they already common law or something?

i dont think they have that in ireland
actually i could b totally rong
pay no attention to nething i say


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[Bjork]

All I can say is Ann's one lucky lady. She's hugging and kissing (and doing other things) with the man of my dreams. Oh well, I'm just going to have to find another guy who looks exactly like Larry. If you ever find anyone who fits this description let me know.