Yes, it's been quite awhile since I've been in the mood for this. Being Arthur Miller / Shakespeare / Bob Guccione is hard work sometimes. Since my last play (which I don?t even remember. Possibly my one about U2Cool4Me -- I LOVED THAT ONE), a million new ppl have wandered into PLEBA. Not to be conceited or anything...but I don?t want to deprive them! Now then, my work in progress, with more to come, of course.
****SLANE?S WORLD****
You?ll laugh, you?ll cry, you?ll....*blush*...
Here?s hoping I don?t get sued.....
SCENE 1
NOTE: no Male dominatrix type people were harmed in the filming of this scene. Except possibly by Gina Marie. *ahem* Now then?.
GINA and LARRY VON MULLEN are watching TV.
GINA: Are you sure you understand American television?
LARRY VON MULLEN: Ja. Lettuce see what we can put on for ourselves.
GINA: What?
LARRY VON MULLEN: Vat can I put on for entertainment?
GINA: *wild thoughts*
DREAM SEQUENCE!! *diddloo diddloo diddloo*
Well....if it?s ME you?re lookin? to entertain....
LARRY VON MULLEN: Vy do none of zee bootins verk?
GINA: *sigh* You and buttons. I SWEAR. *unbootins Larry*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Em....let us be entertained....instead....
GINA: That?s what I was planning on doing.......
ON TV ALLOFASUDDEN
Slane?s World!
Slane?s World!
Leather time!
Excellent!
BONO: Alright....Party on, Edge!
EDGE: Party on, Bono!
BONO: Alright. Welcome to Slane?s World! I?m Bono, and this is my best friend, Edge.
EDGE: Hiya.
BONO: Alright, today we have a special guest....
LARRY VON MULLEN: What iz zees?
GINA: OMG I LOVETH this show.
LARRY VON MULLEN: Is it to entertain me?
BONO: Well, it certainly does suck...
EDGE: *giggles*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Take it off.
GINA: ....... *zzziiiip--*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Turn it...off....
GINA: *re-zzzii-*
LARRY VON MULLEN: I am meaning the entertainment box....the TV.
GINA: O.....right......Listen, Larry Von Mullen, I was wondering, do you ever get a rash from wearing such tight leather?
LARRY VON MULLEN: I am not knowing, but it stops ze hair from growing. Zees reeminds me. Make shure I vax meself iv I vant to be a vaxed vind.... (ROFL THE VIPER IS COMING TO VIPE THE VINDOWS!!! LOL SORRY OK)
EDGE: Next, we have a tribute song to Destiny?s Child, which Bono and I will perform. *ahem* C?mon, we?re gonna sing, get up, Bono.
BONO: Heh, if it?s about Beyonce, I?m alREADY up, Edge.
EDGE: *snicker*
BONO: *snicker*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees children....zey do not amuuuse mee. Vy do I sound like Dexter soodenly? Omlette du fromage....
GINA: I can?t believe you?ve never seen this show, Larry Von Mullen!
LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees is very new. Methinks I need to grab Mr. Eno.
GINA: ??!
LARRY VON MULLEN: Er.....grope....
GINA: *calls Edge?s lawn mowing service to bring industrial strength scissors to cut Larry Von Mullen out of his leather*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Er....get a HOLD of Mr. Eno. Is what I am saying. Em....how do I verk zees telly phone?
GINA: Just press the buttons.
LARRY VON MULLEN: En my country, ve do not haf sooch bootins....How doo zey verk?
GINA: Well, first you have to take off yer suspenders?.
******************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO COLLECT HERSELF*****************
LARRY VON MULLEN: Hallo, Mr. Eno? Turn yourself on?.to channel....7.
ENO: Turn myself on? To THESE guys? What IS this?
LARRY VON MULLEN: Eet?s called ?Slane?s Vorld? I theenk zey are something that zee youth of today might enjoy taking advantage ov.
ENO:....Listen, I think yer leather?s a little too tight, man.
GINA: Oo Lemmee check! I?ll just slip my han--
ENO: Well...we?ll see, Mr. Von Mullen. Let me call my goofy but good-hearted, windbreaker-wearing lackey, Paul McGuiness. We?ll work on it.
GINA: Yes, I?ll work on it, too.
LARRY VON MULLEN: Wha--
*****************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO REMEMBER THE PLOT*****************
TBC....
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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~
I got lost in the Netherlands!!
You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-19-2002).]
****SLANE?S WORLD****
You?ll laugh, you?ll cry, you?ll....*blush*...
Here?s hoping I don?t get sued.....
SCENE 1
NOTE: no Male dominatrix type people were harmed in the filming of this scene. Except possibly by Gina Marie. *ahem* Now then?.
GINA and LARRY VON MULLEN are watching TV.
GINA: Are you sure you understand American television?
LARRY VON MULLEN: Ja. Lettuce see what we can put on for ourselves.
GINA: What?
LARRY VON MULLEN: Vat can I put on for entertainment?
GINA: *wild thoughts*
DREAM SEQUENCE!! *diddloo diddloo diddloo*
Well....if it?s ME you?re lookin? to entertain....
LARRY VON MULLEN: Vy do none of zee bootins verk?
GINA: *sigh* You and buttons. I SWEAR. *unbootins Larry*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Em....let us be entertained....instead....
GINA: That?s what I was planning on doing.......
ON TV ALLOFASUDDEN
Slane?s World!
Slane?s World!
Leather time!
Excellent!
BONO: Alright....Party on, Edge!
EDGE: Party on, Bono!
BONO: Alright. Welcome to Slane?s World! I?m Bono, and this is my best friend, Edge.
EDGE: Hiya.
BONO: Alright, today we have a special guest....
LARRY VON MULLEN: What iz zees?
GINA: OMG I LOVETH this show.
LARRY VON MULLEN: Is it to entertain me?
BONO: Well, it certainly does suck...
EDGE: *giggles*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Take it off.
GINA: ....... *zzziiiip--*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Turn it...off....
GINA: *re-zzzii-*
LARRY VON MULLEN: I am meaning the entertainment box....the TV.
GINA: O.....right......Listen, Larry Von Mullen, I was wondering, do you ever get a rash from wearing such tight leather?
LARRY VON MULLEN: I am not knowing, but it stops ze hair from growing. Zees reeminds me. Make shure I vax meself iv I vant to be a vaxed vind.... (ROFL THE VIPER IS COMING TO VIPE THE VINDOWS!!! LOL SORRY OK)
EDGE: Next, we have a tribute song to Destiny?s Child, which Bono and I will perform. *ahem* C?mon, we?re gonna sing, get up, Bono.
BONO: Heh, if it?s about Beyonce, I?m alREADY up, Edge.
EDGE: *snicker*
BONO: *snicker*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees children....zey do not amuuuse mee. Vy do I sound like Dexter soodenly? Omlette du fromage....
GINA: I can?t believe you?ve never seen this show, Larry Von Mullen!
LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees is very new. Methinks I need to grab Mr. Eno.
GINA: ??!
LARRY VON MULLEN: Er.....grope....
GINA: *calls Edge?s lawn mowing service to bring industrial strength scissors to cut Larry Von Mullen out of his leather*
LARRY VON MULLEN: Er....get a HOLD of Mr. Eno. Is what I am saying. Em....how do I verk zees telly phone?
GINA: Just press the buttons.
LARRY VON MULLEN: En my country, ve do not haf sooch bootins....How doo zey verk?
GINA: Well, first you have to take off yer suspenders?.
******************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO COLLECT HERSELF*****************
LARRY VON MULLEN: Hallo, Mr. Eno? Turn yourself on?.to channel....7.
ENO: Turn myself on? To THESE guys? What IS this?
LARRY VON MULLEN: Eet?s called ?Slane?s Vorld? I theenk zey are something that zee youth of today might enjoy taking advantage ov.
ENO:....Listen, I think yer leather?s a little too tight, man.
GINA: Oo Lemmee check! I?ll just slip my han--
ENO: Well...we?ll see, Mr. Von Mullen. Let me call my goofy but good-hearted, windbreaker-wearing lackey, Paul McGuiness. We?ll work on it.
GINA: Yes, I?ll work on it, too.
LARRY VON MULLEN: Wha--
*****************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO REMEMBER THE PLOT*****************
TBC....
------------------
~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~
I got lost in the Netherlands!!
You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came
[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-19-2002).]