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WildHonee

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Yes, it's been quite awhile since I've been in the mood for this. Being Arthur Miller / Shakespeare / Bob Guccione is hard work sometimes. Since my last play (which I don?t even remember. Possibly my one about U2Cool4Me -- I LOVED THAT ONE), a million new ppl have wandered into PLEBA. Not to be conceited or anything...but I don?t want to deprive them! Now then, my work in progress, with more to come, of course.

****SLANE?S WORLD****
You?ll laugh, you?ll cry, you?ll....*blush*...

Here?s hoping I don?t get sued.....


SCENE 1
NOTE: no Male dominatrix type people were harmed in the filming of this scene. Except possibly by Gina Marie. *ahem* Now then?.

GINA and LARRY VON MULLEN are watching TV.

GINA: Are you sure you understand American television?

LARRY VON MULLEN: Ja. Lettuce see what we can put on for ourselves.

GINA: What?

LARRY VON MULLEN: Vat can I put on for entertainment?

GINA: *wild thoughts*

DREAM SEQUENCE!! *diddloo diddloo diddloo*
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Well....if it?s ME you?re lookin? to entertain....

LARRY VON MULLEN: Vy do none of zee bootins verk?

GINA: *sigh* You and buttons. I SWEAR. *unbootins Larry*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Em....let us be entertained....instead....

GINA: That?s what I was planning on doing.......

ON TV ALLOFASUDDEN
Slane?s World!
Slane?s World!
Leather time!
Excellent!

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BONO: Alright....Party on, Edge!

EDGE: Party on, Bono!

BONO: Alright. Welcome to Slane?s World! I?m Bono, and this is my best friend, Edge.

EDGE: Hiya.

BONO: Alright, today we have a special guest....

LARRY VON MULLEN: What iz zees?

GINA: OMG I LOVETH this show.

LARRY VON MULLEN: Is it to entertain me?

BONO: Well, it certainly does suck...

EDGE: *giggles*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Take it off.

GINA: ....... *zzziiiip--*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Turn it...off....

GINA: *re-zzzii-*

LARRY VON MULLEN: I am meaning the entertainment box....the TV.

GINA: O.....right......Listen, Larry Von Mullen, I was wondering, do you ever get a rash from wearing such tight leather?

LARRY VON MULLEN: I am not knowing, but it stops ze hair from growing. Zees reeminds me. Make shure I vax meself iv I vant to be a vaxed vind.... (ROFL THE VIPER IS COMING TO VIPE THE VINDOWS!!! LOL SORRY OK)

EDGE: Next, we have a tribute song to Destiny?s Child, which Bono and I will perform. *ahem* C?mon, we?re gonna sing, get up, Bono.

BONO: Heh, if it?s about Beyonce, I?m alREADY up, Edge.

EDGE: *snicker*

BONO: *snicker*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees children....zey do not amuuuse mee. Vy do I sound like Dexter soodenly? Omlette du fromage....

GINA: I can?t believe you?ve never seen this show, Larry Von Mullen!

LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees is very new. Methinks I need to grab Mr. Eno.

GINA: ??!

LARRY VON MULLEN: Er.....grope....

GINA: *calls Edge?s lawn mowing service to bring industrial strength scissors to cut Larry Von Mullen out of his leather*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Er....get a HOLD of Mr. Eno. Is what I am saying. Em....how do I verk zees telly phone?

GINA: Just press the buttons.

LARRY VON MULLEN: En my country, ve do not haf sooch bootins....How doo zey verk?

GINA: Well, first you have to take off yer suspenders?.

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LARRY VON MULLEN: Hallo, Mr. Eno? Turn yourself on?.to channel....7.

ENO: Turn myself on? To THESE guys? What IS this?

LARRY VON MULLEN: Eet?s called ?Slane?s Vorld? I theenk zey are something that zee youth of today might enjoy taking advantage ov.

ENO:....Listen, I think yer leather?s a little too tight, man.

GINA: Oo Lemmee check! I?ll just slip my han--

ENO: Well...we?ll see, Mr. Von Mullen. Let me call my goofy but good-hearted, windbreaker-wearing lackey, Paul McGuiness. We?ll work on it.

GINA: Yes, I?ll work on it, too.

LARRY VON MULLEN: Wha--

*****************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO REMEMBER THE PLOT*****************

TBC....
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~*Mona*~ LOVE me, give me SOUL
And planting an amazing fern on her shoulder... ~ScottPhisto~

I got lost in the Netherlands!!

You can dream, But you can never go back the way you came

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-19-2002).]
 
Oh Lord... *wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*

Geeze, Mona....
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Slane's World.... it's Leather time! LOL!

Moonie
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If you ask me, I think it's all about drums.
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"Do you have a final message for the crowd today, something they can take home with them, as if this wasn't enough?"

"Something they can take home with them? I'm not taking off my clothes!"
~Larry, Much Music Interview
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"If a student with an accordion had come along, I would've played with them ya know...that was where I was at, I was that desperate to play with somebody."
(Larry, about his Mount Temple days, before forming U2)

*Larry, I played accordion. Can I have a drumstick?*
From the heart, on a blue sign, 11-18-01, Vegas
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Hit Gurl
 
EXCELLENT!!!!


ROFL!!!! This is too hilarious!!!! *wipes away tears of laughter*




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MuchMusic: Do you have a final message for the crowd? Something they can take home with them.
Larry: Something they can take home with them? I'm not taking my clothes off!
 
ROFLMAO What's the story behind Larry Von Mullen? I somehow missed that.

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Laura
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Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
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....what's a Bono?
 
This is soooooo funny! I love it!!!!
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I want more! I want more!

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"The goal is elevation"
"Midnight is when the day begins"
 
WOW-thanks Mona-I'm a co-star.

I'm quite flattered.
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Remember that thread you made about 'LOL-ing'? Well, I sure did at this. Thanks for all the smiles and laughs-they're truly appreciated .

'Slane's World'-ROTFL!!!! You are so creative.
 
Omelette du fromage!!!!

I didn't think anyone else in the world had seen that episode of Dexter!
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Mona, it's good to have you writing scripts again...they bring such joy to my day!

And I love se vaxed vind!
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BONO: FOAD, Lawrence. Just FOAD. (LOL, Mona)

You can dream, so dream out loud!

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by On The Edge:
ROFLMAO What's the story behind Larry Von Mullen? I somehow missed that.

LMAO I think he was something that Bluey came up with...he's a male dominatrix with leather leiderhosen, as far as I know....do a search for him
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~*Mona*~
LOVE me, give me SOUL

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
WOW-thanks Mona-I'm a co-star.

I'm quite flattered.
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Remember that thread you made about 'LOL-ing'? Well, I sure did at this. Thanks for all the smiles and laughs-they're truly appreciated .

'Slane's World'-ROTFL!!!! You are so creative.
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There's quite a few scenes in this movie...I hope it won't take forever for me to do them all.

I has Scene 2 saved and done, but I don't know what happened to it!
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*kicks computer where it counts*


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~*Mona*~
"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~BONO~

LOVE me, give me SOUL

You give your life for rock n' roll
 
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