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Old 01-19-2002, 05:52 PM   #1
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Just when you thought syndication was the only answer....

Yes, it's been quite awhile since I've been in the mood for this. Being Arthur Miller / Shakespeare / Bob Guccione is hard work sometimes. Since my last play (which I donít even remember. Possibly my one about U2Cool4Me -- I LOVED THAT ONE), a million new ppl have wandered into PLEBA. Not to be conceited or anything...but I donít want to deprive them! Now then, my work in progress, with more to come, of course.

****SLANEíS WORLD****
Youíll laugh, youíll cry, youíll....*blush*...

Hereís hoping I donít get sued.....


SCENE 1
NOTE: no Male dominatrix type people were harmed in the filming of this scene. Except possibly by Gina Marie. *ahem* Now thenÖ.

GINA and LARRY VON MULLEN are watching TV.

GINA: Are you sure you understand American television?

LARRY VON MULLEN: Ja. Lettuce see what we can put on for ourselves.

GINA: What?

LARRY VON MULLEN: Vat can I put on for entertainment?

GINA: *wild thoughts*

DREAM SEQUENCE!! *diddloo diddloo diddloo*


Well....if itís ME youíre lookiní to entertain....

LARRY VON MULLEN: Vy do none of zee bootins verk?

GINA: *sigh* You and buttons. I SWEAR. *unbootins Larry*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Em....let us be entertained....instead....

GINA: Thatís what I was planning on doing.......

ON TV ALLOFASUDDEN
Slaneís World!
Slaneís World!
Leather time!
Excellent!



BONO: Alright....Party on, Edge!

EDGE: Party on, Bono!

BONO: Alright. Welcome to Slaneís World! Iím Bono, and this is my best friend, Edge.

EDGE: Hiya.

BONO: Alright, today we have a special guest....

LARRY VON MULLEN: What iz zees?

GINA: OMG I LOVETH this show.

LARRY VON MULLEN: Is it to entertain me?

BONO: Well, it certainly does suck...

EDGE: *giggles*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Take it off.

GINA: ....... *zzziiiip--*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Turn it...off....

GINA: *re-zzzii-*

LARRY VON MULLEN: I am meaning the entertainment box....the TV.

GINA: O.....right......Listen, Larry Von Mullen, I was wondering, do you ever get a rash from wearing such tight leather?

LARRY VON MULLEN: I am not knowing, but it stops ze hair from growing. Zees reeminds me. Make shure I vax meself iv I vant to be a vaxed vind.... (ROFL THE VIPER IS COMING TO VIPE THE VINDOWS!!! LOL SORRY OK)

EDGE: Next, we have a tribute song to Destinyís Child, which Bono and I will perform. *ahem* Címon, weíre gonna sing, get up, Bono.

BONO: Heh, if itís about Beyonce, Iím alREADY up, Edge.

EDGE: *snicker*

BONO: *snicker*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees children....zey do not amuuuse mee. Vy do I sound like Dexter soodenly? Omlette du fromage....

GINA: I canít believe youíve never seen this show, Larry Von Mullen!

LARRY VON MULLEN: Zees is very new. Methinks I need to grab Mr. Eno.

GINA: ??!

LARRY VON MULLEN: Er.....grope....

GINA: *calls Edgeís lawn mowing service to bring industrial strength scissors to cut Larry Von Mullen out of his leather*

LARRY VON MULLEN: Er....get a HOLD of Mr. Eno. Is what I am saying. Em....how do I verk zees telly phone?

GINA: Just press the buttons.

LARRY VON MULLEN: En my country, ve do not haf sooch bootins....How doo zey verk?

GINA: Well, first you have to take off yer suspendersÖ.

******************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO COLLECT HERSELF*****************

LARRY VON MULLEN: Hallo, Mr. Eno? Turn yourself onÖ.to channel....7.

ENO: Turn myself on? To THESE guys? What IS this?

LARRY VON MULLEN: Eetís called ďSlaneís VorldĒ I theenk zey are something that zee youth of today might enjoy taking advantage ov.

ENO:....Listen, I think yer leatherís a little too tight, man.

GINA: Oo Lemmee check! Iíll just slip my han--

ENO: Well...weíll see, Mr. Von Mullen. Let me call my goofy but good-hearted, windbreaker-wearing lackey, Paul McGuiness. Weíll work on it.

GINA: Yes, Iíll work on it, too.

LARRY VON MULLEN: Wha--

*****************THE SCREENWRITER NEEDS TO REMEMBER THE PLOT*****************

TBC....
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Old 01-19-2002, 06:08 PM   #2
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Oh Lord... *wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*

Geeze, Mona.... Slane's World.... it's Leather time! LOL!

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Old 01-19-2002, 06:39 PM   #3
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EXCELLENT!!!!


ROFL!!!! This is too hilarious!!!! *wipes away tears of laughter*




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Old 01-19-2002, 08:56 PM   #4
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ROFLMAO What's the story behind Larry Von Mullen? I somehow missed that.

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Old 01-19-2002, 09:01 PM   #5
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This is soooooo funny! I love it!!!!
I want more! I want more!

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WOOHOO! Thanks Mona! I love your scripts. This one is great already. It's feckin' hilarious! Jen
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Old 01-20-2002, 07:18 AM   #7
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WOW-thanks Mona-I'm a co-star.

I'm quite flattered.

Remember that thread you made about 'LOL-ing'? Well, I sure did at this. Thanks for all the smiles and laughs-they're truly appreciated .

'Slane's World'-ROTFL!!!! You are so creative.
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Old 01-20-2002, 11:11 AM   #8
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Omelette du fromage!!!!

I didn't think anyone else in the world had seen that episode of Dexter!

Mona, it's good to have you writing scripts again...they bring such joy to my day!

And I love se vaxed vind!

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LMAO......ROFL.......you're a comedy genius.....Slanes world slane world party time excellent....im gonna be singing that al day now


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ROFLMAO What's the story behind Larry Von Mullen? I somehow missed that.

LMAO I think he was something that Bluey came up with...he's a male dominatrix with leather leiderhosen, as far as I know....do a search for him



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LMAO I think he was something that Bluey came up with...he's a male dominatrix with leather leiderhosen, as far as I know....do a search for him
Oooo... I will...
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WOW-thanks Mona-I'm a co-star.

I'm quite flattered.

Remember that thread you made about 'LOL-ing'? Well, I sure did at this. Thanks for all the smiles and laughs-they're truly appreciated .

'Slane's World'-ROTFL!!!! You are so creative.
There's quite a few scenes in this movie...I hope it won't take forever for me to do them all.

I has Scene 2 saved and done, but I don't know what happened to it! *kicks computer where it counts*


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