elizabeth said:
more johnny! more johnny!
for those into the rough stuff...
Maybe I should post this is ZC, but I must confess something...
10 years ago, Big Rick, the 2 kids, my sister-in-law and her friend went out to dinner. I think my kids were 7 and 5. We were all piled into our Pathfinder and we took a shortcut through an alley. We passed by the back of a video store and what did we see??? A life size cardboard Edward Sissorhands. Big Rick stopped the truck, popped open the back window, jumped out and grabbed CB Edward. He shoved him into the truck and just as we peeled out down the alley, a guy came running out of the video store yelling STOP, STOP...I need that back!
We got back my sis-in-law's apt. and the first thing we did was call the video store and, in Edward's voice, said "help me, they won't let me go". I got on the phone and told them "we have Edward and we're not bringing him back". We had a pair of scissors and were opening and closing them by the phone, telling the guy that it was Edward.
We did this 3 or 4 times until the video store guy finally said he was calling the cops and we better bring CB Edward back because he was out there for someone to pick up. We ended up taking him home and he was a real conversation piece for about 2 years until he broke in half. He used to scare the crap out of people so we had to fold him up sometimes!
Looking back I can't believe we did this, let alone in front of my kids...it was a very bad thing to do. But, I have a feeling if any of you saw a CB Bono behind a store, you might have done the same thing!
Oh, and on topic:
Johnny
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