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Announcer: Please welcome the 8th wonder of the world, Jerry Springer!

*cue music and audience clap*

Jerry:Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. Today on our show our guests will be revealing secrets that the other people they live with don't know.

Audience: Oooooooooh.

Jerry: Please welcome our first guest, his name is Larry Mullen Jr and he said he's brought his girlfriend on to tell her a secret.

Audience: ooooooooooooh.

Larry: Hey Jerry.

Jerry: Well what is it that you've come here to tell your girlfriend?

Larry: Well I want to tell my girlfriend Ann that i've been having an affair with my personal assistant Mullen Girl.

Audience: Ooooooooooooh *claps*

Jerry: Now Ann has no clue about this and she's waiting backstage to let's bring her out!

Audience:*clap*

Ann:*walks out and goes over and kisses Larry then sits down in her chair*

Ann: Hi Jerry.

Jerry: Hi and welcome to our show. So you have no idea why Larry has brought you on our show today?

Ann: No clue but I can tell it's something that i'm not going to like.

Jerry: Well why don't you tell her Larry...

Larry:*takes Ann's hand* Well you know that i've loved you for a long time and you've always made me look good, but well there's something you don't know.

Ann: What's that?

Larry: I've been having an affair with my personal assistant MG.

Ann: WHAT?!?!?!?! THAT WHOOOOOAR!

Jerry: Let's bring her out!

MG:*Walks out and goes over to Larry and kisses him on the lips when Ann pulls her by her hair* aaaaaaaaack

Ann: You *beep* *beep* bitch! How dare you be sleepin with my man!

MG: Well he's my man now ya beyotch! *BEEP* *BEEP*

Jerry: OK take a seat ladies. Now why have you been having an affair with Larry if you know he's got a girlfriend?

MG: Well he's so sweet and his moobs turned me on what can I say Jerry?

Jerry: Well yeah I guess, with that mesh shirt on ya know.

Audience:*girls: THUD*

Larry: Well Ann you know that I love you, but I also love MG.

Ann: You bloody bastard how dare you do this to me...

Jerry: But there's still more!

Audience: Woooooooooooooo

Jerry: Well why don't you tell them both what it is Larry.

Larry: Well i've also been having an affair with Clarity.

MG: WHAT?!?!?!?! CLARITY????

Ann: Oh great another whoar.

Jerry: Let's bring her out!

Clarity:*walks out and goes over to MG* na na na na na I've got Larry too *sticks out toungue*

MG: Why you *beep* *beep*

Jerry: Thank you for coming on our show Clarity, so how long has this been going on?

Clarity: Eh about 2 months.

Jerry: How long have you been with Ann and MG, Larry?

Larry: I've been with Ann for more than 20 years and i've been with MG for about more than a year now.

Audience: Oooooooooooooh.

Ann: Well you can have both of them whoars I don't want you.

MG and Clarity: WOO HOO!!!

MG: I don't mind

Clarity: Me either.

Larry:*grin* I'll stay with them both then.

Jerry: We'll be back with more stories!

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

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Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-20-2002).]
 
OMG!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!


Clarity:*walks out and goes over to MG* na na na na na I've got Larry too *sticks out toungue*

MG: Why you *beep* *beep*
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that is too funny!!!!! Oh me!!!! LOL!
 
*cue music and audience clapping*

Jerry: Welcome back! Now on today's show we're having people tell secrets that people they live with don't know. Please welcome Adam Clayton to the show.

Audience:*clap*

Adam: Thank you Jerry, it's a pleasure to be here.

Jerry: Now what's the secret you want to tell your band members?

Adam: I want to tell my bandmates that late at night when we're not on tour and sometimes when we are I go out dressed as a drag queen!

Audience:*clap and hollar*

Jerry: Wow, and they have no idea about this.

Adam: None at all.

Jerry: Ok why don't you go backstage and change into your drag costume and we'll bring out your bandmates.

Adam:Alright *walks out*

Jerry: PLease welcome one of the hottest bands on the planet, U2!

Audience: *scream and clap*

Jerry: Welcome to our show.

Bono: Thank you Jerry.

Jerry: So you have no clue why you're on our show today?

Edge: None, but Adam told us he wanted to bring us on to tell us something important.

Jerry: Well let's bring him out!

Adam:*walks out wearing a dress with high heels, make up and sits down* Thank you jerry.

Larry: Adam?!?!?!?! Adam is a drag whoar?

Adam: Yes I wanted to tell you guys that i've been dressing as a drag queen at night and going out.

Edge:*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush*

Bono: Wow that's bloody awesome Adam!

Jerry: Well it seems that Larry doesn't look too happy.

Larry: I'm not *beep* Happy, I mean I've been rooming with him for years!!! *runs towards adam and pulls off his wig* You *beep*

Steve:*runs inbetween both and holds them back*

Adam: Don't touch me button popping boy! You know I turn you on.

Larry: Oh hell no you *beep* *beep* *grabs at Adam but is held back by Steve*

Jerry: Well what are you going to do?

Bono: Well he's our brother or eh sister and he's still in the band y'know.

Edge:*bluuuuush* Yes no matter what.

Jerry: What about you Larry?

Larry: I don't want that *beep* *beep* around me, I don't care if he's in the band or not just don't let him near me!

Adam: Ok, well I guess i'm still in the band.

Jerry: We'll be back with more!

*audience clap*

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

ani_larry.gif

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-20-2002).]
 
*Cue Audience and music*

Jerry: Welcome back to our show. Our next guest is Dallas Schoo and he says he has a secret to tell the world about The Edge. Welcome Dallas.

Dallas: Thank you Jerry. I watch your show all the time.

Jerry: Well thank you, now what is the secret you want to tell the world about The Edge?

Dallas: Well Jerry i've been teching for Edge for awhile now, and well I'm here to tell the world that it's not The Edge who has been playing guitar on the albums or on tour, I've been doing that for him because he can't play guitar!

Audience: oooooooooooooooooooh

Jerry: Well let's bring Edge and the rest of U2 out!

*The guys walk out and take a seat*

Bono: Thanks again Jerry.

Jerry: So you don't know why Dallas Schoo could have brought you guys on to the show.

Larry: None what so ever.

Jerry: Well Dallas, go ahead.

Dallas: Well I'm here to tell you guys that Edge hasn't been the one playing guitar, He'll pretend and i'll be hiding somewhere playing it for him.

Larry: WHAT?!?!?!

Bono: What do you mean????

Edge:*rushes towards Dallas* You *beep* *beep*

Dallas: It's about time I got credit for what I did you little *beep* *beep*

Steve:*walks between and holds Edge back*

Edge: I thought you were going to keep this secret forever!

Dallas: I'm tired of being caged!

Jerry: Well guys what do you think?

Larry: Well if it's really Dallas Schoo that's been playing awesome guitar I think he should be in the band instead of The Edge.

Bono: I agree, I think it's only fair to give him a chance.

Adam:*in drag* I second that motion

Edge: How can you guys just leave me hanging like this??? I'm your brother!

Larry: Well it doesn't mean that we'll stop talking to you.

Edge:*pouts and cries* Well if that's what you guys want.

Dallas: Nana na! Finally I'm in U2 woo hoo!

Jerry: So that's your final decision?

Adam: Definitely.

Jerry: We'll be back!

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

ani_larry.gif

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-20-2002).]
 
Jerry: Well I'd like to thank my guests for being on the show. Now I think it's bad for people to be hiding secrets, you should always be honest with what you really are or what you do and don't do. That's where your happiness lies. Take care of yourself and eachother

*cue audience*

The End.

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Member and Creator of Larry's Angels Harley Club.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

ani_larry.gif

Larry: Get me off this fookin booooooooos!

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-20-2002).]
 
that was hilarious!!

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id love adam to perform for me..wearing only cologne and a smile
 
Oh My God!! That is too funny!!!

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"
 
Mike, LMAO! You were the first person I thought of when I read this!
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Awesome, Cristy, I was laughing so hard my face hurt! Adam in drag? (well, I'm not surprised), but Edge not the real gee-tar player??? *GASP!* Perish the thought! But it might be fun to have Dallas sit in for him once in a blue moon...plus he's SO CUTE!
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Originally posted by MikeSt:
woooooooooo hoooooooooo!!!!!

Dallas is U2's guitarist!!!! This is getting better and better!
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