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Old 03-25-2002, 06:10 PM   #1
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OK first of all, lemmee tell you, life with Bono is NOT what it's all cracked up to be.

BONO: That's an odd expression. It sounds like it's about....

Do you mind? I'm trying to--

BONO: HUEVO!

*SIGH* You see, when my guru Echo was in the process of moving ~ and out of computer usage for a few days, I felt so along that I decided to let Bono hang with me for awhile. He was just supposed to..... yknow.... keep me company, maybe help me with my homework, and be there to get blamed whenever I broke something.

HOWEVER, as the poet said, the best laid.....Bonos.....no.....wait. I'm not trying to be.....Shoot.

BONO: *bang*

Ooo.....I mean shut up, Bono. I mean....get back under the desk, please, Vintage Boy. (You gotta show 'em who's boss, y'know?)


BRUCE: *tempt*

O my bacon.

BONO: Mona?

Not now, Bono.....Bruce is being a vile weed of a temptor.....and I like it.

BONO: Mona?

OK, what is i--


BONO: em...

GAH!!! BONO is stretching out my new shirt!!!! Be right back.....

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Old 03-25-2002, 06:13 PM   #2
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OK sorry about that. I think I've got it all under control. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Like I was saying, I think that Bon--

MOM: Um....honey?

MONA: Yes?

MOM: Um....would you come downstairs for a minute?

MONA: *SIGH* OK.

MOM: I came down to put some clothes in the laundry and found this:


MONA: O_O .......and?

MOM: Well.....why's there a half nekkid IrishMan in the house, is all I wanna know.

BONO: THIS IS NOT A REBEL SONG!

MONA: Fook a moofin. I'm gonna have to catch Bono first if I'm gonna lend him out to someone else.....

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Old 03-25-2002, 06:22 PM   #4
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So ummm what's the catch?? What do you gotta do in order to..obtain this Bono?? Can anyone have him??
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Old 03-25-2002, 06:25 PM   #5
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I don't think you fully realize what a handful Bono can be.

*snort*

I'm sorry, the censors are making me get off camera.

MATT LAUER: *reconsiders job / life*

PETE YORN: .....are you still pretending that when you give people news, Matt Lauer helps you?

Um...

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Old 03-25-2002, 06:34 PM   #6
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I don't think you fully realize what a handful Bono can be.

*snort*

I'm sorry, the censors are making me get off camera.

MATT LAUER: *reconsiders job / life*

PETE YORN: .....are you still pretending that when you give people news, Matt Lauer helps you?

Um...

Bono a handfull??? nahhh lol ofcourse I realize that. I find it funny 'coz I'm finding myself to relate more to bono than anyone else but then again if u mix bono and edge...yikes u get me!

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Ah, I finally finished my research paper.....Now our printer's a little funky, so you have to kind of let the pages sit so the ink dries.

It should be done by now, so I'll just go over and get the papers from where I left them. Hopefully Bono didn't, like, write poems all over them or anything!

BONO:

GAH! *lunge* *tackle*

OK Some days are better than others. So SUE me.

BONO: Kindly remove yer hand from my....um....can.

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why's there a half nekkid IrishMan in the house

Why not?

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Why not?

LOL

CLARITY: *is responsible fer burning all unneeded clothing*

ADAM: woo!!

LARRY: *shudder*

wait....they don't live here.

O Martha, watch it -- the "MTV Cribs" crew is trying to get all their gear in the house... I think Bono's finally settled down and taking a nap somewhere or something....


BONOFERBACON'SSAKEGETDOWNFROMTHERE!!!!!!!!

BONO: Go....dow-- oh. Coming. *jump*

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BONOFERBACON'SSAKEGETDOWNFROMTHERE!!!!!!!!

Awwwww Bono has a new and shiney toy to play with. I wonder if he's learned how to share with others...
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CURSES UPON CURSES!!

It seems that Bono hath escaped from my house. I think he wanted to check out a ScottPhisto vending machine, so he's probably lurking around the PLEBA Mansion somewhere.....

youse guys. Bono is my responsibility. Plus, if he gets hurt somehow, he's gonna have to stay longer at MY place until we can ship him back home!! You must find him.

Please let me know if he's up to anything.....I must go do work. But I trust you all will keep an eye on him for me....

*HINT* add on to this thread with Bonos Behaving Badly *HINT*
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*starts searching around the Mansion for the missing Bono* Come out Come out where ever you are Bono... *spots something run past her and hears a door slam* nice try but I know where you are...
*goes after the figure and is pounced upon*
Ack! Bono's got me! EDGE!! HELP!! He's got the MacPhisto Horns on!!! eep.

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BONO: *faster than a waxed wind*
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I've found him and tied him up.



MC: You're mine now, Vintage Boy.

BONO: And I thought Mona was kinky...



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Do you mind? I'm trying to--

Bono: HUEVO!


*falls off the chair and rolls on the floor laughing*
*Stands up , reads it again falls down laughing again*

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great job at tying him up mc but ummm Who's gonna untie me?!?! and where's edge when I need him??? When I get out of these velvet ropes I'm going to punish Bono for being such a bad lil irishman *growlz*

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great job at tying him up mc but ummm Who's gonna untie me?!?! and where's edge when I need him??? When I get out of these velvet ropes I'm going to punish Bono for being such a bad lil irishman *growlz*

A more naughty MC would answer that question. But PLEBA's been pretty tame lately, I don't want to cause trouble. We don't need that again.

As far as you go, Jem...

Hey, whatever you're in to.

Just teasing!



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EDGE: I can untie him.....

....with me teeth!

OK EDGE that doesn't even make sense.

BONO: .....it does to me.

WOW. OK hold on. That's so wrong. WHEN did this become about bondage?

BONO: .....maybe it's because you make me wear this tie all the time.

MONA: .....that's not BonoBondage. That's just.....em....yer leash

MATT LAUER: *AHEM*

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MONA: *tries to practice Houdini* *struuum* *BOINK* *Struuum* I know. I'll try IALW again.


CD PLAYER: *IALW*

BONO: In a little whiiiiile--

CD PLAYER: *back*.......*IALW intro*

BONO: In a little whiiiiile--

CD PLAYER: *back*.....*IALW intro*

BONO: In a little whiiiiile--

CD PLAYER: *back* *IALW intro*

BONO: In a little whiiiiile--

CDPLAYER: *back* *pause*

MONA: Almost got it--

MOM: IN A LITTLE WHILE, I"M GONNA STRANGLE THAT SONG!!

MONA: Gah!! OK Well....I'm sure Bruce Springsteen didn't play perfectly his first time around. I'll just listen to some music instead.

WHITE STRIPES GUY: I fell in love with a girl!

BONO: I love this song.



BONO: fell in love once and almost completely!
she's in love with the world
but sometimes these feelings
can be so misleading!

she turns and says



MONA: .....are you alright?

BONO: i said "i must be fine cause my heart's still beating"
"come and kiss me by the riverside, yeah
bobby says it's fine


MONA: he don't consider it cheating, now?


SCOTTPHISTO: red hair with a curl....now I'm starvin.

BONO: mellow roll for the flavor
and the eyes for peeping
can't keep away from the girl


MONA: OMD.....these two sides of my brain
need to have a meeting


BONO: can't think of anything to do, yeah
my left brain knows that
all love is fleeting
she's just looking for something new
and i said it once before
but it bears repeating now


MONA: What does?

BONO I FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL! I FELL IN LOVE ONCE AND ALMOST COMPLETELY!

It's karaoke nite at my place. That's the fun day to have Bono around.


PETE YORN: ....around where? O shite. Bad question to ask. On the count of 3, stop snorting crack.

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