Is it me that you love or is it my horns?

[Rainbow]

This is Macphisto in Adelaide:

"Do you think I'm glamorous? You know beneath all the powder and lipgloss, I'm a tired old popstar, and I'm finding it very difficult at the moment to meet people. Especially young ladies, they're all frightened of me. But is it me that you love or is it my horns?
I was hoping it would rain... What do you think the chances of rain are this evening? Would that spoil my chance with the young ladies? If my make up was smudged...."
(And then he calls some football guy

)

I have like 12 Macphisto phone calls in my computer and they're hilarious

Anyway, would you ladies like to help poor Mr. Macphisto? He seems a little insecure...

[This message has been edited by Rainbow (edited 10-28-2001).]

 

[Rainbow]

And now I'm a fly! WOO-HOO!

 

[achtung__baby]

Thats brilliant!

My fave is about Bono ringing a pizza place on ZooTV and ordering 1000 pizzas for the audience! They delivered 100 and got a ?50 tip each

 

[Rainbow]

Here's the site I got some of my Macphisto files from, it's great for all you Macphisto lovers:
http://www.macphisto.net/phonecalls/

 

[missmacphisto]

Oh Lordy here we go!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

 

[blueeyes]

WHY? WHY must you tempt me so on the night before my biology midterm????
ACK!
Bluey buries her computer in the backyard to keep her from doing macphisto things all night...mmm, sounds good doesn't it?
and HOW could a young lady be afraid of Macphisto...Why wasn't I THERE!!!????
Poor Mac,
We love him so.
-Bluey who is resisting the temptation...ohh temptation...NO NO RESIST!

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"It costs a fortune to look this trashy." - Bono.
Bluephisto

 

[wildhoney22]

I know what you mean, blueeyes....

I'm trying to type up my physics lab report, but I keep getting sucked back into PLEBA and everything....... I need to stop, this is getting too addictive

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"A conga, my very own conga!" ~ Larry

From the cruel sun
I am shelter
I am your shelter & your shade

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