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Old 11-21-2001, 06:14 PM   #1
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Is Echo a Pimpstress?


Okay, ladies, you have to tell me whether I am a Pimpstress or not. The suggestion was made that I was, and I'm not quite sure.

Arguments FOR Echo being a Pimpstress:

1. She's damn cool
2. She's positively scandalous
3. Her main man is the Edge, who as you can see by this picture is a major pimp...

4. As illustrated in ScottPhisto's sig, she apparently has her own Boy Cleaning Service ($4.95 for the Bronze wash, $5.95 for the Silver wash, $6.95 for the Gold wash)
5. In her scripts she facilitates the scandalous couplings of Moaner and Boner.
6. Animatronic Edge is her bitch.
7. She self-publishes TAMALE Magazine.
8. Her pickup line is "Hey you're really cute and smart and everything; do you want to go back to my place and make out?"
9. She turned Bluey into a drunk and slutty bridesmaid.
10. She offered up Larry's balls to the Mona, Pop Angel, and Mullen Girl
11. She hooked up ScottPhisto and Mona

Arguments AGAINST Echo being a Pimpstress:

1. She's broke
2. She does not own a cane, a Cadillac, or a fur coat
3. She has never been featured in a rap video
4. Edge isn't really a pimp...

So what, do you ask, will change if I become a Pimpstress? Well, nothing, really...my sig will just say "Echo the Pimpstress" and Mona and I will probably reference it in our scripts. That, and I'll occasionally parade up and down PLEBA in Madonna's outfit from the "Music" video. But that's all.

So cast your vote! Or, better yet, if you have arguments for or against my being a Pimpstress please post them. In the spirit of democracy and free press it is importnat that the masses have all the pertinent information!

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Old 11-21-2001, 06:20 PM   #2
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LMAO!!!!!

You're a Pimp Mama

*points at all the gold chains and gold tooth*
There's your answer

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Old 11-21-2001, 06:21 PM   #3
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I object Madam!!!
Echo is not the pimpette or whatever that she claims to be. While she is damn cool, Scottphisto and Mona got married which is very respectable and unscandalous. Really she is the "Yente" of PLEBA more than a Pimptress.
Secondly, her pick up line is not as Scandalous as mine which is "Hey honey, my ass isn't gonna grab itself."
Thirdly...Bluey was slutty and drunk a LONG time before she appeared on the scene!
So take that Sandra Dee!

-Bluey

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Old 11-21-2001, 06:47 PM   #4
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeelll......

I must profess...she be pimpish. Having known her for many a...month, I've often turned into a blubbering idiot when she walks in to the room. Granted, I'm a blubbering idiot by default, but hey...

While Echo doesn't cruise in a cadillac and say things like "Get yo ass in there and make me my moneys!" and "Don't make me bitch-slap you, Scottphisto!" (well, not often...), she does have what the French call a certain...I don't know what. She secretes a thick oily substance that is sexuality in it's most pure (for lack of a better word) form.

Translation: She makes me all googy. And she's a pimp.

And she'll kill me for that secretion crack.




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Old 11-21-2001, 06:49 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by blueeyes:

her pick up line is not as Scandalous as mine which is "Hey honey, my ass isn't gonna grab itself."
Well, I'm a lil' and out of the loop-btw Edge does look like a 'pimp' in that pic

But Bluey, I just wrote this down for future use I need all the help I can get!!

hmmm-'you're really cute and smart and everything-want to go back to my place and make out?'-like this one too!

*wonders if Edge would go for either one of these*

Oh yeah, he's a dedicated family man
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Old 11-21-2001, 06:53 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scottphisto:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeelll......

She secretes a thick oily substance that is sexuality in it's most pure (for lack of a better word) form.
WHAT?!?!

Quote:


And she'll kill me for that secretion crack.


Bee-yotch! Echo don't lets none o' her hoes talk 'bout her like that!

*slap*

Now get back out there and make me some money! And some WD-40 for Animatronic Edge!



P.S. In case you're not convinced I'm a Pimpstress, keep in mind also:

This pic of mine


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Quote:
Originally posted by Echo:
This pic of mine


Plus, two words: PLEBA Glossary.

*shoves ScottPhisto, Sting, and Stewart Copeland (who are all aiming sharp objects at Eno's face) outta the way, puts down basting instruments, kicks Larry's balls outta the way, and stops gutting ScottPhisto* *licks monitor*

WOW I haven't done that in a while. Mommy, get the Windex....



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Grrr. Mommy messed up my Bon Jovi toothbrush in an effort to scrub all the drool off the keyboard....

This is Echo's apprentice, signing off.
Wait I'm still here

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Old 11-21-2001, 07:41 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by WildHonee:

This is Echo's apprentice, signing off.
Oh yes, I should mention that if I am elected Pimpstress, Mona will be my official Pimp Protege.

MONA: Pimpasaurus Rex!
ECHO: (Pats Mona on the head) Yes dear. Now go bump those elevated threads and make sure ScottPhisto is earning his keep.



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Old 11-21-2001, 07:42 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by blueeyes:
Scottphisto and Mona got married which is very respectable and unscandalous.
1. obviously you didn't see all the pictures.... hheheh

2. Mona HAS no pick-up line Though ScottPhisto and I throw water at each other an awful lot....

*sigh* lol

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