In honor of the "elevated" Bono pics, an Elevation "remix"

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Ok, I just can't believe I'm posting this, but in the spirit of PLEBA, I can't resist. So I blame it on YOU LADIES!!!

Elevation REMIX

Help, what's happenin' in my pants
I'll put you in a trance
Don't need ya' to elevate me here
From the corner of my eye
What's it that I spy
A camera is focused on me "there"

My "boys"
Makin' some loud noise
Not goin down, humiliation
Adam and I, we both try
But our willies we can't hide
Oh my, ELEVATION

These pants, I knew they were too tight
Now I have stage fright
Maybe I could borrow a sarong
Lord what can I do
My -----'s in full view
Askew, ELEVATION

Oh, I just need to get backstage
Got to get some air
Somethin's goin' on down there

Edgie baby please hide me
Those PLEBA chicks have spied me
They'll be postin' it on the Net
Jokes and songs they will make up
They'll say I wear a cup
It's up, ELEVATION

My God, right up here on stage
I'll be on the front page
Not goin down, humiliation
Adam and I, we both try
But our willies we can't hide
Oh my, ELEVATION

*Gina completely and utterly ashamed of herself*
 
ROFL!!!!! you are one wild woman GM!!!
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*maria climbs back to her chair* that was hilarious!!!

speaking of "elevated" Bono, I don't think it is a "fake" as mentioned on the "elevated bono" thread.
Here is the evidence:
For those who have it, the Live at RedRocks show, New Year's Day right before he begins to sing. The camera is below him and all you can see is IT in all it's magnificence! I am not kidding you, I just happened upon it, but it is worth checkin out if you have the tape! Lemme know what you think!

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LMAO... ahahahaha that was
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Thanks you guys-this place brings out the "wild side" of me, I must say!!

And that is no "fake", IMO! as in Boogie Nights?I think not!!

*Gina rushes home to put her Red Rocks tape in her VCR*
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*people's court music*

Judge Judy: defendant? state your case
Bono: well your honor, my...eh....property...was
Judge: property? What do you mean property?
Bailiff: exhibit A
*censored*
the person who draws those pictures in court: um....

o this is too dirty

Gina is tarred and feathered. Bono wears a tie to court. That's it. just a tie.

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~
 
Gina Marie- if Bono's gonna see you in court next month and he's gonna be showing up wearing only a tie- i'm definitely gonna be there. with camera in hand. at least now we know the zoom lens will *ahem* not be needed.
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HOLY CRAPPPPPP GINA MARIE!!!!!

this is absolutely hiliarious!!!

FAVORITE bit:

These pants, I knew they were too tight
Now I have stage fright
Maybe I could borrow a sarong
Lord what can I do
My -----'s in full view
Askew, ELEVATION
ASKEW!?!?!

oh LAWD LAWD...my face hurts from laughing....
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thanks for this...giggle...chuckle...guffaw...

disco
 
Originally posted by bonorattle:
Gina Marie- if Bono's gonna see you in court next month and he's gonna be showing up wearing only a tie- i'm definitely gonna be there. with camera in hand. at least now we know the zoom lens will *ahem* not be needed.
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I'm shreiking like a tea kettle right now!!!!!!!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~
 
Originally posted by sparkys girl:
ROFL!!!!! you are one wild woman GM!!!
biggrin.gif
biggrin.gif

*maria climbs back to her chair* that was hilarious!!!

speaking of "elevated" Bono, I don't think it is a "fake" as mentioned on the "elevated bono" thread.
Here is the evidence:
For those who have it, the Live at RedRocks show, New Year's Day right before he begins to sing. The camera is below him and all you can see is IT in all it's magnificence! I am not kidding you, I just happened upon it, but it is worth checkin out if you have the tape! Lemme know what you think!


I haven't seen it for a while but i think it was the same during Sunday Bloody Sunday same show.Has anyone seen it more resently?
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Ok, I just can't believe I'm posting this, but in the spirit of PLEBA, I can't resist. So I blame it on YOU LADIES!!!

Elevation REMIX

Help, what's happenin' in my pants
I'll put you in a trance
Don't need ya' to elevate me here
From the corner of my eye
What's it that I spy
A camera is focused on me "there"

My "boys"
Makin' some loud noise
Not goin down, humiliation
Adam and I, we both try
But our willies we can't hide
Oh my, ELEVATION

These pants, I knew they were too tight
Now I have stage fright
Maybe I could borrow a sarong
Lord what can I do
My -----'s in full view
Askew, ELEVATION

Oh, I just need to get backstage
Got to get some air
Somethin's goin' on down there

Edgie baby please hide me
Those PLEBA chicks have spied me
They'll be postin' it on the Net
Jokes and songs they will make up
They'll say I wear a cup
It's up, ELEVATION

My God, right up here on stage
I'll be on the front page
Not goin down, humiliation
Adam and I, we both try
But our willies we can't hide
Oh my, ELEVATION

*Gina completely and utterly ashamed of herself*


LMAO.That is great.I don't know what else to say but keep it up (is that rewriting songs or talking to bono?Who knows?LOL)
 
Originally posted by UV2001:
keep it up (is that rewriting songs or talking to bono?Who knows?LOL)

*snort* *shriek like a tea kettle*

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~
 
Originally posted by bonorattle:
Gina Marie- if Bono's gonna see you in court next month and he's gonna be showing up wearing only a tie- i'm definitely gonna be there. with camera in hand. at least now we know the zoom lens will *ahem* not be needed.
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Count me in aswell.i wouldn't miss that for the world.
 
Don't y'all know I've got my own private "Bono hotline"-like the President's Red Phone?

...ring, ring

Bono-"Gina, you've just got to stop rippin' off my songs and talkin about my, em, "state of affairs" of my pants."

Gina-" OK Bono-here's the deal-you turn over Larry and Edge to me AT ONCE and I'll stop"

Bono-"Sure, no problem love"

Gina-hangs up phone and lives in perpetual bliss.
 
Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Don't y'all know I've got my own private "Bono hotline"-like the President's Red Phone?

...ring, ring

Bono-"Gina, you've just got to stop rippin' off my songs and talkin about my, em, "state of affairs" of my pants."

Gina-" OK Bono-here's the deal-you turn over Larry and Edge to me AT ONCE and I'll stop"

Bono-"Sure, no problem love"

Gina-hangs up phone and lives in perpetual bliss.
Bono: *stomps up to Gina* homewrecker! *slap*

Well he might mind, but go ahead and take Edge away from him! They need to spend some time apart. *Mona makes her move*


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"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"There's too much Chex and not enough Mix!" ~Me
 
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