In honor of Mona and her "husband": Does Bono know how hot he is?

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Does Bono know how hot he is?

  • Yes, and he totally takes advantage by teasing his femals fans.

    Votes: 20 38.5%
  • Yes, but he pretends he doesn't.

    Votes: 15 28.8%
  • No, he realizes the ladies love him but doesn't know he's hot.

    Votes: 16 30.8%
  • No, he's oblivious.

    Votes: 1 1.9%

  • Total voters
    52

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Originally posted by WildHonee aka Mona
Does Bono KNOW how hot he is? This is not a rhetorical question this time. I was just wondering if any interviewer or someone might have asked about female fans and whatnot. Does he KNOW?! This is keeping me awake at night. He must know. Does he? or doesn't he?! Somebody shed some light!

This was brought up in a different thread, and I realized that Mona's question was never really answered. So here's a poll to figure it out! :D
 
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My theory is that he knows, of course, that the ladies love him, but I don't know that he looks in the mirror and says, "Damn, Bono! You're fine!" :lol:

I mean, if a guy THINKS he's hot stuff I think he tends to act like a pompous ass, and, despite what some people say, I don't think that Bono does that. I think the "cockiness" he might sometimes display is really tongue-in-cheek. Know what I mean?
 
Of course he knows...He is fully aware of the impact he has on women ! That's why he does all of that hand biting, kissing, moaning, grinding, rolling....not to mention licking his own fingers, which he did after touching my hand. :drool: I was in the heart 5 times during the elevation tour, and everytime he came near all the girls were going wild..so many ear piercing screams...lol..Women would do anything just to touch him, and he knows that !
 
Naya said:
Of course he knows...He is fully aware of the impact he has on women ! That's why he does all of that hand biting, kissing, moaning, grinding, rolling....not to mention licking his own fingers, which he did after touching my hand. :drool: I was in the heart 5 times during the elevation tour, and everytime he came near all the girls were going wild..so many ear piercing screams...lol..Women would do anything just to touch him, and he knows that !

:drool: I love Bono's fellatio of digits........HOMINA
 
Re: im crazy

Naya said:


Yes...me too. I still can't get the sight of Bono, right in front of me, licking his own fingers. Especially since they had my germs on them !

:ohmy: :silent: :help:


OOHHH

I FEEL

FUNNYYYYYYY O_O :mac:
 
what a freaking tease

MonaVox said:



OOHHH

I FEEL

FUNNYYYYYYY O_O :mac:

so do i :sexywink:


just out of reach...yet so close
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Biting:
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after ripping his shirt, that little :macdevil:
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kissing :drool:
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rolling and holding tight:
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Uh, I think he knows. He'd have to be pretty oblivous to the world around him if he didn't notice all the females swooning at his feet! As for the teasing the ladies with the flirting, kissing, etc., I don't think he does it because he's on a big ego trip. I just think he does it because he knows they love it and he wants to make people happy. :heart: :heart: :heart:
 
"No, he realizes the ladies love him but doesn't know he's hot."

Bono's a pretty deep thinker, he's very philosophical. I don't think he dwells on the day to day issues like how mofo goddamn hot he is.

:bono: :drool: :yes:
 
he probably is just like any of us...on some days he knows how good looking he is...on some days he feels self concious...on some days he comes to pleba for a pick me up :silent: :sexywink: :D
 
My vote was "No, he realizes the ladies love him but doesn't know he's hot."
In the "Into the Heart" book Bono talked about writing "Stories for Boys" and how when he was younger he felt like he wouldn't have that exciting of a life because he wasn't great looking. I think he just compensated for any shortcomings he felt he had with a lot of attitude and charm, and it worked.
 
Re: what a freaking tease

Naya said:

[COLOR=royal blue]Dear Bono,
As you may know, next Saturday, August 31, 2002 marks the momentous occasion of my 18th birthday. THAAAT'S right, Vintage Boy. 18. 1-8. I could die for our country. If.....I were a man. I could buy cigarettes! If.....I wanted to. Which I don't :barf: .... I could buy porn!

That's where you come in.

I mean.

In honor of my legalization, I propose that you (at your convenience akorse) swing yerself by in that Mercedes of yours.... o heck you could drive up in a Power Wheels Barbie jeep...I don't really CARE, anything would look better in front of our house than mom's wood pannelled station wagon. THAT'S RIGHT. We STILL have a Pontiac Safari. The kind so popular in the National Lampoon's vacation movies.... THAT'S RIGHT they're like 15-20 years old.

Anyway. I'm thinking it would be good for the entire world (especially Africa :shifty:) if you were to stop by on that particular day and pay a little visit and if you feel like it we could

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THAT'S ALL I'M ASKIN. You could even do it from outside while I'm still inside the house. I don't CARE, but IT MUST BE DONE.

O wait. I'll have moved into my dorm by then. I'll confer with my roommate then and we'll arrange something. I'll get you directions to campus.

In case of your inability to perform

I mean

appear and

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then I will accept any of the following as proxy:
Pete Yorn
Morrissey
Bruce Springsteen
Jude Law

Bless your little cotton socks, BonoSir.

Loveth from the sky to the ground from the whole world round
Mona
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*wipes tears from eyes*

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Mona!! That was one of your best posts EVER!! :)

I sure wish I could make that happen for your birthday-I would if I could. Then he could swing by my place the next day for my b-day :D


*:hug:s Mona*

Oh, and I think :bono: knows it and is a tease:p
 
[COLOR=royal blue]:eek: Did I post that out loud? :mac:

:drool: my MofoDaddy Bono....I think he knows too.
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Re: what a freaking tease

Yes. He is a tease :shame:


Naya said:


rolling and holding tight:
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Look at her leg wrapping around him! :shocked: :shifty:
I'd soooooooooo do that if I was rolling around with Bono!!!


Sooooooooooooo hooooooooooott...............:drool: :heart: :evil:

This is what I think,
I think Bono knows that women want him....badly......but, I don't think he thinks he's "hot" or "sexy".
He just knows women are crazy for him :yes:
 
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LOL, Mona! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
If only everyone could get a BirthdayBonoBite!


*BOOMCHAA!* said:
I think Bono knows that women want him....badly......but, I don't think he thinks he's "hot" or "sexy".
He just knows women are crazy for him :yes:

I agree with you, boomchaa- I doubt Bono goes around thinking he's super sexy, but he is very aware of the affect he has on women! *swoon*
 
Re: Bite me Bono

Naya said:
:laugh:

Lmao Mona

Seriously, we should start a Bono bite fetish club....:drool:

[COLOR=royal blue]Can I be Vice President. Get It? VICE? :mac: O...k. [/COLOR]
 
Re: Re: Re: Bite me Bono

Naya said:


:laugh:

Seriously, I have a major Bono bite/tongue/lick fetish. I want to start a club..You can be the VICE prez..whatever you want..

:drool:

SAME


HERE


Fishy can vouch for my oral fixation :drool:

That sounds wrong.....

she always brings me lollipops :drool:

OK I'm Vice Prez. What's our name?
 
Bono mouth

MonaVox said:


:drool:

SAME


HERE


Fishy can vouch for my oral fixation :drool:

That sounds wrong.....

she always brings me lollipops :drool:

OK I'm Vice Prez. What's our name?

Hmm okay first we would post all things that are..hum..oral Bono. :ohmy: Once a month? What do you think?

Our name...The Bono bite club? No that sucks (sucks..oral..get it? :eek: ;) )..I don't know..
Any ideas? You're much better at this than me...

Who else wants to join?
 
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Re: Bono mouth

Naya said:


Hmm okay first we would post all things that are..hum..oral Bono. :ohmy: Once a month? What do you think?

Our name...The Bono bite club? No that sucks..I don't know..
Any ideas? You're much better at this than me...

Who else wants to join?

:laugh: Olive Suggested Ultraviolet (lick my way)

lick me take me to that other place

lady lick (here she comes lady lick again)

some are gettin :silent: :eek: :mac:

once a month sounds good :tongue: don't want to wear ourselves out
 
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