Chrissie Clayton
Acrobat
Ok I seem to be a bit 
and you'll look at me this way
after reading this but I can't help
..ok here I go!
THE DREAM
It is late nite at Windmill Lane Studio and the lads are still there, rehearsing.
Bono: *yawns* Aww man I'm tired. We should get home right now.
Edge: I totally agree. We had a hard day.
Bono: *singing* ?hard day's night?
Adam: Okay who wants a lift?
Bono & Edge: ME!
Adam: Lars? Do you want me to give you a lift?
Larry: *watching the screen, gawking*
Bono: LAAAAAARRY!!!!
Larry: Yeah?
Bono: Do you want a lift?
Larry: Um?no thanks. Well I have my motorcycle here.
Edge: Okay but don't stay up till the wee hours!
Larry: Go guys, I'll finish this.
Bono: Okay, then tomorrow.
Larry: K.
*Hours are pass away and soon Larry feels very tired*
Larry: *to himself* Oh shit, I don't want to go home, I can't sit on that bloody Harley.
*He sits on the couch, and soon falls asleep*
*In Larry's dream:*
*We're under the sea. Larry's swimming but he can breathe, but actually he's not a fish or whatever. Then a small fish approaches him*
Fish: Hi there!
Larry: *surprised* Hi. What is?.um?how?well?eeeerrr
Fish: How am I able to speak?
Larry: Yes.
Fish: Well I'm not a fish, I'm a fish that can talk.
Larry: *snarls*
Fish: Okay my role in your dream is to show you something.
Larry: Then? C'mon show me that then FOAD.
Fish: Okay just follow me.
*Larry follows the magical fish but suddenly it disappears and Larry finds himself in a jungle. Suddenly a huge jaguar comes out from the trees*
Jaguar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Larry: Oh thanks man. It can't speak, and I'm not mad.
Jaguar: Who said that I couldn't speak?
Larry: *screams and runs in the forest but the jaguar follows him. Larry thinks that it's chasing him, so he tries to hide somewhere*
Jaguar: Hey Lawrence, you don't have to fear, it's your dream you can't die. I just wanna tell you an important thing.
Larry: *appears* I can't die? Tell this to Freddy Krueger,ok? Well?what is that?
Jaguar: Look, now we're in heaven.
Larry: What? *looks around and realizes that they're actually in heaven* WTF I died or what?
Jaguar: No, don't be afraid, you're alive. So the important thing is um?look over there.
Larry: *notices a big jail* I have to live here when I die?
Jaguar: No. This is a magical prison.
Larry: OH and tell me what is NOT magical here.
Jaguar: So?if someone is enough brave to spend a month there without eating, drinking, sex?
Larry: We can have sex in heaven?
Jaguar: Sure, anything you want. That's why it is called heaven. So if someone "hehehe" survives it, he will be sent back to the Earth and he will be able to resurrect for a week.
Larry: Okay this is important to know, but I wanna wake up now.
Jaguar: Nononononoooooo. Your task just comes. So. We know that you're a huge Elvis fan. And tomorrow he will reach the last day of the month in jail.
Larry: *face brightens* Oh then he will sing Jailhouse Rock. Can I stay, can I stay?
Jaguar: No, he won't sing. Just think a bit more.
Larry: *face brightens again* That means that he will come back?????
Jaguar: Yeah for a week. So he said, that he knew about you, and tomorrow he will knock on your door, and he will ask you for some water. He won't look like himself, rather an old man, but you have to give him the water because if you don't do it he will die right there.
Larry: So now the water will be magical too?
Jaguar: Yeah. If he'll be there you just have to show him around.
Larry: In Dublin?
Jaguar: Yeah, or anywhere.
Larry: And what will happen after the week passed?
Jaguar: You have to bring him back to the cemetery.
Larry: Okay. Now can I wake up?
Jaguar: Sure. Bye.
*Suddenly everything starts to be very colourful and fuzzy, and Larry finds himself on the floor, not being able to open his eyes*
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More to come...
and you'll look at me this way after reading this but I can't help..ok here I go!
THE DREAM
It is late nite at Windmill Lane Studio and the lads are still there, rehearsing.
Bono: *yawns* Aww man I'm tired. We should get home right now.
Edge: I totally agree. We had a hard day.
Bono: *singing* ?hard day's night?
Adam: Okay who wants a lift?
Bono & Edge: ME!
Adam: Lars? Do you want me to give you a lift?
Larry: *watching the screen, gawking*
Bono: LAAAAAARRY!!!!
Larry: Yeah?
Bono: Do you want a lift?
Larry: Um?no thanks. Well I have my motorcycle here.
Edge: Okay but don't stay up till the wee hours!
Larry: Go guys, I'll finish this.
Bono: Okay, then tomorrow.
Larry: K.
*Hours are pass away and soon Larry feels very tired*
Larry: *to himself* Oh shit, I don't want to go home, I can't sit on that bloody Harley.
*He sits on the couch, and soon falls asleep*
*In Larry's dream:*
*We're under the sea. Larry's swimming but he can breathe, but actually he's not a fish or whatever. Then a small fish approaches him*
Fish: Hi there!
Larry: *surprised* Hi. What is?.um?how?well?eeeerrr
Fish: How am I able to speak?
Larry: Yes.
Fish: Well I'm not a fish, I'm a fish that can talk.
Larry: *snarls*
Fish: Okay my role in your dream is to show you something.
Larry: Then? C'mon show me that then FOAD.
Fish: Okay just follow me.
*Larry follows the magical fish but suddenly it disappears and Larry finds himself in a jungle. Suddenly a huge jaguar comes out from the trees*
Jaguar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Larry: Oh thanks man. It can't speak, and I'm not mad.
Jaguar: Who said that I couldn't speak?
Larry: *screams and runs in the forest but the jaguar follows him. Larry thinks that it's chasing him, so he tries to hide somewhere*
Jaguar: Hey Lawrence, you don't have to fear, it's your dream you can't die. I just wanna tell you an important thing.
Larry: *appears* I can't die? Tell this to Freddy Krueger,ok? Well?what is that?
Jaguar: Look, now we're in heaven.
Larry: What? *looks around and realizes that they're actually in heaven* WTF I died or what?
Jaguar: No, don't be afraid, you're alive. So the important thing is um?look over there.
Larry: *notices a big jail* I have to live here when I die?
Jaguar: No. This is a magical prison.
Larry: OH and tell me what is NOT magical here.
Jaguar: So?if someone is enough brave to spend a month there without eating, drinking, sex?
Larry: We can have sex in heaven?
Jaguar: Sure, anything you want. That's why it is called heaven. So if someone "hehehe" survives it, he will be sent back to the Earth and he will be able to resurrect for a week.
Larry: Okay this is important to know, but I wanna wake up now.
Jaguar: Nononononoooooo. Your task just comes. So. We know that you're a huge Elvis fan. And tomorrow he will reach the last day of the month in jail.
Larry: *face brightens* Oh then he will sing Jailhouse Rock. Can I stay, can I stay?
Jaguar: No, he won't sing. Just think a bit more.
Larry: *face brightens again* That means that he will come back?????
Jaguar: Yeah for a week. So he said, that he knew about you, and tomorrow he will knock on your door, and he will ask you for some water. He won't look like himself, rather an old man, but you have to give him the water because if you don't do it he will die right there.
Larry: So now the water will be magical too?
Jaguar: Yeah. If he'll be there you just have to show him around.
Larry: In Dublin?
Jaguar: Yeah, or anywhere.
Larry: And what will happen after the week passed?
Jaguar: You have to bring him back to the cemetery.
Larry: Okay. Now can I wake up?
Jaguar: Sure. Bye.
*Suddenly everything starts to be very colourful and fuzzy, and Larry finds himself on the floor, not being able to open his eyes*
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More to come...
Again I am very sorry I was only looking for word on Chrissie. Let's hope we still find her.
