If you want some Irish lovin'

[elizabeth]

These might come in handy. From my sister-in-law...

A pick up line guys should try using:
You must be Irish b/c my penis is Dublin.



Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes


10. She's out in the barn making Bailey's Irish Cream.

9. I thought 'Dublin' was having sex with twins.

8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.

7. That's not the Blarney Stone, but don't stop kissing it.

6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.

5. Lord of the Dance? More like 'Lord of my pants'!

4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!

3. Keep looking -- I know there's a shamrock in there somewhere.

2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.

1. Ted Kennedy.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH!
GREATNESS!!!!!!!

Gotta the Irish!

 

[flaming june]

These might come in handy. From my sister-in-law...

A pick up line guys should try using:
You must be Irish b/c my penis is Dublin.

 

[verte76]

Oh, gosh, that's hysterical.

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

OMG...

LMFAO!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Oh, my freakin' god...*shakes head, chuckling*

Angela

 

[madonna's child]

bwah-ha-ha

 

[wertsie]

Now I just need a pick-up line for an American girl to say to an Irish boy for when I go to Dublin this summer.

 

[madamc]

8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.

2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.

bwahahhahahahaha a

 

[Lemonboy]

Re: Re: If you want some Irish lovin'

bwahahhahahahaha a

Hello always works as a great pickup line for me!!

 

[elizabeth]

i definitely think there should be more pick up lines for girls to use. who can think of a nice, dirty one girls can throw at guys in a bar??

 

[madamc]

i definitely think there should be more pick up lines for girls to use. who can think of a nice, dirty one girls can throw at guys in a bar??

Hmmmm....

Want to keep that sausage warm in my oven?


lol...

 

[madamc]

If I told you, you had a nice body. Would you hold it against me?


You know where your clothes would look great? On my floor.



*discussing video games and stuff....you bat your eyelashes and say* OH I LOVE PLAYING WITH JOYSTICKS!

 

[elizabeth]

you have gone where no woman has gone before.

 

[madamc]

you have gone where no woman has gone before.

pick up line for one of the guys...hmmmmm


Larry: So, you're really a vagitar -oops VEGEtarian?

Okay that's all I have for now.

 

[elizabeth]

you are so NAUGHTY! you better watch it...the smut-o-meter is going crazy!!