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Old 12-01-2002, 06:45 PM   #1
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If you want some Irish lovin'

These might come in handy. From my sister-in-law...

A pick up line guys should try using:
You must be Irish b/c my penis is Dublin.



Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes


10. She's out in the barn making Bailey's Irish Cream.

9. I thought 'Dublin' was having sex with twins.

8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.

7. That's not the Blarney Stone, but don't stop kissing it.

6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.

5. Lord of the Dance? More like 'Lord of my pants'!

4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!

3. Keep looking -- I know there's a shamrock in there somewhere.

2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.

1. Ted Kennedy.
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Old 12-01-2002, 06:50 PM   #2
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BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH!
GREATNESS!!!!!!!

Gotta the Irish!
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Re: If you want some Irish lovin'

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These might come in handy. From my sister-in-law...

A pick up line guys should try using:
You must be Irish b/c my penis is Dublin.
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Old 12-01-2002, 06:58 PM   #4
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Oh, gosh, that's hysterical.
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OMG...

LMFAO!
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Oh, my freakin' god...*shakes head, chuckling*

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bwah-ha-ha

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Now I just need a pick-up line for an American girl to say to an Irish boy for when I go to Dublin this summer.
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Re: If you want some Irish lovin'

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8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.

2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.

bwahahhahahahaha a
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Old 12-03-2002, 10:25 AM   #10
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bwahahhahahahaha a
Hello always works as a great pickup line for me!!
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Old 12-03-2002, 04:48 PM   #11
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i definitely think there should be more pick up lines for girls to use. who can think of a nice, dirty one girls can throw at guys in a bar??
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:57 PM   #12
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i definitely think there should be more pick up lines for girls to use. who can think of a nice, dirty one girls can throw at guys in a bar??

Hmmmm....

Want to keep that sausage warm in my oven?


lol...
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:10 PM   #13
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wink

If I told you, you had a nice body. Would you hold it against me?


You know where your clothes would look great? On my floor.



*discussing video games and stuff....you bat your eyelashes and say* OH I LOVE PLAYING WITH JOYSTICKS!
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:10 PM   #14
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you have gone where no woman has gone before.
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:18 PM   #15
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you have gone where no woman has gone before.

pick up line for one of the guys...hmmmmm


Larry: So, you're really a vagitar -oops VEGEtarian?

Okay that's all I have for now.
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you are so NAUGHTY! you better watch it...the smut-o-meter is going crazy!!

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