If the boys of U2 were NOT U2...

[elizabeth]

whoops... i guess it was my turn to reply...

hmm..i've had a few glasses of wine, and all i can think about is adam and his pants. I wonder what wine would go well with getting adam out of those pants?

i'm fresh out of ideas.

HELP

 

[WildHonee]

Em...hmm....trying to think of fun kitchen utensils besides spoons and meat tenderizers...

whisks....no...

knives? hey baby you could cut my love fer you with a KNIFE. no....

spatulas...no...

WAIT!!!!! SPATULAS
Hey baby wanna spread-- no...


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

brainstorming ideas:

tongs

can openers

corkscrews

chafing dish

meat grinders

deep fryer

cheese grater

chopsticks

melon baller

bottle opener

polaroid camera

(ok, so that last one isn't really KITCHEN but i figured it would be good to have around in this situation)

 

[WildHonee]

melon baller! OF COURSE!!

meat.....grinder....*bumpgrind* o my

*Edge falls off the cuisenart*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-15-2001).]

 

[elizabeth]

yeah...well, i guess in my mind "meat grinder" didn't suggest as many POSITIVE images as it did for you...

you sure like the ruff stuff don't you?

remember earlier posts from WildHonee?

for the S&M crowd...
Hey baby wanna watch me beat the eggs?

Hey baby wanna watch me whip the cream?

Hey baby wanna help my crack my nu--

*FBI comes in and drags Psychic Mona away*

heh heh heh

 

[WildHonee]

Eh....*BLUSH* That's the flu medicines kickin' in

AN CAT DUBH.......JERRY LEE LEWIS...

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

oh my f*cking gravy....

like i mentioned elsewhere, now watching the food network.


guess what's up next?

"The Naked Chef."

good lord, did someone read my mind?


(wine HURTS when you snort it up your nose.)

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:


Bono: prolly rub a lot of people

*is reading things out of context again

Bono: Funeral parlor director
Adam: Race car driver
Edge: Outdoorsman of some type
Larry: Mr. Rogers-type kiddie TV host

LMAO I smell a new script....


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 12-15-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:

could one be a well loved high school teacher? I don't know them well enough to pick, but i'll bet they could really inspire their students.

Don't stand so close to me.....

1. LMAO they ARE hot chefs. Did you see EDGE? Holy droolaramalamadingdong!!!

****HORRIBLE CHEF PICK-UP LINES!!*****
*What's cookin,' gooooooooood lookin?!

*Hey baby want me to show you how I baste?

*Hey put down that cucumber!!!!!!!

******THE END************

LMAO I think my mommy spiked my hot tea. Either that or I had too much dayquill *falls over*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

****HORRIBLE CHEF PICK-UP LINES!!*****

*Hey put down that cucumber!!!!!!!

******THE END************

did you mean "that's not a cucumber!"

or "mind if i taste your sauce?"

or "anyone have room for dessert?"

GOOD GOD
those were terrible....really really bad




[This message has been edited by elizabeth (edited 12-15-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
did you mean "that's not a cucumber!"

or "mind if i taste your sauce?"

or "anyone have room for dessert?"

GOOD GOD
those were terrible....really really bad

!!!!!!! LMAO! Mind if I taste yer sauce. LMAO!!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[*~~Bono's_Babe~~*]

~~OK-- these job ideas i came up with r reallllly weird and stupid~~lol~~enjoy~~

Edge- i bet he would probably be working at Silicon Valley

Adam-the new austin powers in austin powers 3

Larry-i dunno why, but i think he would be one of those people that reviews roller coasters

Bono- at home with me

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by *~~Bono's_Babe~~*:

Larry-i dunno why, but i think he would be one of those people that reviews roller coasters

LOL Poor Larry. Cause he's so hostile? That works also for the peoplewho control them. And they're usually hot too. Huh.


I'm waiting anxiously for the script people! Larry as a children's show host would be so funny.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[*~~Bono's_Babe~~*]

OMG!!! Larry on a children's show?? hahahahahha!! i would LOVE to see that!!!!

 

[candys room]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
What shouldn't they do?

Bono: Funeral parlor director

why do you say this ?

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"dont let life discourage you, everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was"

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
....*puts away baster*

oh....is THAT what this thread is about? lol.

just save it 'til later!

*rubs hands together with a mischievious gleam in her eye"

 

[FallDownJulie]

The Edge is NOT Mr. Rogers! grrr....

oh! but i wouldn't mind adopting him as me teddy bear! *snuggle*

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
-Mark Twain

not according to Adam!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
just save it 'til later!

*rubs hands together with a mischievious gleam in her eye"

And this, too! *throws the meat tenderizer and toaster in the bag*

We'll need to heat up the Pop Tarts.

*Larry does drum roll thing with the cymbal. WTF is that thing called? The bumbum ching thing? OK*

Huh? GET IT?! GET IT? *nudge nudge* Toaster ....pop tart! Get it? HEAT? Eh....

ANYWAY one time when I was sick and home from school I was watching Mr Rogers. I don't know if it was the fever talking or WHAT but that is ONE FUNNY SHOW. He was singing about going down the drain and the wagon. AND he showed you how to replace this thing in yer toilet! Man, I love Mr. Rogers.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[FallDownJulie]

Mona~ you probably won't see this until afterwards, but i have a present for you tomorrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow! hee hee!

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
-Mark Twain

not according to Adam!

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
....*puts away baster*

oh....is THAT what this thread is about? lol.

Well OK the other day I was telling Julie that Edge was really Mr. Rogers. The whole

it's a BEAUTIFUL DAY in my neighborhood thing.

not to mention the fuzzy sweaters.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA she was more outraged than when someone mistook Edge for MacPhisto.

That is so cute. He likes kids!
I like Mr. Rodgers.


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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[WildHonee]

....*puts away baster*

oh....is THAT what this thread is about? lol.

Well OK the other day I was telling Julie that Edge was really Mr. Rogers. The whole

it's a BEAUTIFUL DAY in my neighborhood thing.

not to mention the fuzzy sweaters.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA she was more outraged than when someone mistook Edge for MacPhisto.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[DML]

Okay, if they were to be teachers:

Bono-he would be a government teacher, and he would babble on worse then my government teacher I'm sure.

Edge-science teacher, I would like that, cause all my science teachers in high school were either related to me, or were women, so I could drool over Edgie.

Larry-haha, since I can't really think of anything else umm, he would be a home-ec teacher. tehe!

Adam-hmm...he's tough, but maybe a health teacher, he can teach the dangers of smoking, and erm, sex ed. AH!

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Dana

"I simulate love making by beating a piece of wood with a metal wire on which it vibrates."
-Adam, when asked, 'If a martian landed and was introduced to you and asked what you do, what would you say?'

IM me: ghettopoptart83

 

[izzybeth]

I know it was a while ago, but.....

Originally posted by WildHonee:
LMAO!!!!!!! *wields big wooden spoon*

er....mind if I spoon ya?

No, no! ::hands fork to Adam, who looks a bit bemused:: Fork me! Fork me!! ^_^

izzy :blushes like crazy:

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'twas brillig and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe
all mimsy were the borogroves
and the mome raths outgrabe.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by izzybeth:
I know it was a while ago, but.....

No, no! ::hands fork to Adam, who looks a bit bemused:: Fork me! Fork me!! ^_^

izzy :blushes like crazy:

lol that would work if you had a funny accent so that FORK sounded like FU---

*is dragged away* hey!!!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by DML:
Okay, if they were to be teachers:

Bono-he would be a government teacher, and he would babble on worse then my government teacher I'm sure.

Edge-science teacher, I would like that, cause all my science teachers in high school were either related to me, or were women, so I could drool over Edgie.

Larry-haha, since I can't really think of anything else umm, he would be a home-ec teacher. tehe!

Adam-hmm...he's tough, but maybe a health teacher, he can teach the dangers of smoking, and erm, sex ed. AH!

*transfers schools* lol

Julie, can't you see Bono as a Relig. teacher? Knowing the track record and all...o my dad. *BonoHair*

EDGE: Science, definitely, or a Mr.Glass-type Math teacher. lol

LARRY: the HOT JANITOR. *Does yardwork*

drrrrrrooooooooooooooollllll

ADAM: he'd be the gym teacher that gets arrested for sexual harrassment. Seriously.

lol



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[FallDownJulie]

OMD! mona, i agree!

bono'd DEFINATELY be the religion teacher, and not just because of you! i think he'd probably also apply for a job in the kitchen as well, though (it all comes back to the hottness of them as chefs!!)

...i was going to try and assign them teaching jobs, but it's hard to top you, Mona!

(no dirty thoughts from ScottPhisto!)




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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by *~~Bono's_Babe~~*:
Adam-the new austin powers in austin powers 3

Have you guys heard thart the third Austin Powers movie will be titled "Austin Powers: Goldmember."

Erm ... *blush* Goldmember. Hmmmmm ... maybe Adam might be good for this movie. Bwahahahah.

I have also heard that Beyonce Knowles will be in the movie.


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:

I have also heard that Beyonce Knowles will be in the movie.

DC remind me so much of U2 now. I pretend to get all excited when I see them and recently I actually did get excited when they came on some awards show to present.

Just wanted to share!

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
DC remind me so much of U2 now. I pretend to get all excited when I see them and recently I actually did get excited when they came on some awards show to present.

Just wanted to share!

Whenever I see DC, I think of the "fake band" Gemini's Twin from SNL.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)