If Bono Was Arrested...

[Bonochick]

What would it be for??

*inspired by my mugshot gif*

Feel free to talk about the other boys as well.

 

[stephannv]

causing mass rioting
*of millions of women*

 

[Foadie]

U2 can be a criminal...

PLEBA: *groan*

Annnyway, Bono for graffiti and standing naked in traffic circles, Adam for streaking, Larry for speeding on his Harley, and Edge for creating a Frankenstein like creature that wrecked havoc.

Someone else with a creative mind can speak now...

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

for stealing a boat...

hey does anyone have that pic of a slightly demented looking Bono wearing a captain's hat? Cause that would fit in nicely here...

 

[MonaVox]

[color=royal blue]LOL nice topic

Underage sex orgy 15 years in the past.


OR
he'd just be escorted home by the police, not really arrested, bc he got lost.[/color]

 

[elevatedmole]

for stealing a boat...

hey does anyone have that pic of a slightly demented looking Bono wearing a captain's hat? Cause that would fit in nicely here...

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Hehehehehehe. That's the one, alright. Thankee.

 

[Bonochick]

Bono: *bein' hauled away in cuffs*

"I swear, officer!!!! I didn't know it was the president's daughter! I thought it was Edge in drag!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[stephannv]

[color=royal blue]Underage sex orgy 15 years in the past.
[/color]

* INSERTS SIGNATURE HERE*

 

[Gina Marie]

Larry-sneaking into Graceland to sit on Elvis' bike again

Edge-for breaking into into government science labs trying to discover the secret of the universe

Bono-it's discovered that he stole Bill Gates' pocket protector when they met at the WEF

Adam-found peeking in the windows of the White House, because he 'likes to watch'

 

[MonaVox]

* INSERTS SIGNATURE HERE*

 

[daisybean]

Bono: *bein' hauled away in cuffs*

"I swear, officer!!!! I didn't know it was the president's daughter! I thought it was Edge in drag!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[mbi16]

*taps Bono on shoulder* it's world cup final you a.) better be wearing it or b.) have to give it back. I know where you live and this time there's no ocean to protect you

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

LMAO, Marina!!!!

<----still thinks he was in a hurry when he *accidentally* took yer jersey

 

[FallingStar]

@ that thread! My first thought was that Bono would be arrested for under age sex orgy as well!
I agree with every possibility - especially Larry sneaking into Grace Land to sit on Elvis' motorbike again! - but I have another for Adam: Dressing in drag again and ending somewhere naked and drunken at some party.....*hehe* that thought amuses me everytime anew.....*hehe*......

 

[JessicaAnn]

Bono is arresting himself ...

Why do I find that ... erm .. hot.

 

[MonaVox]

Bono is arresting himself ...

Why do I find that ... erm .. hot.

 

[stephannv]

Bono: *bein' hauled away in cuffs*

"I swear, officer!!!! I didn't know it was the president's daughter! I thought it was Edge in drag!!!!!!!!!!!"

If you could only see the disgusted look on my face.

 

[CMM]

Police: Freeze buddy, hands in the air!

*Edited because of evil red X...*

Next question:
Who gets to frisk him?
*Volunteers self*

 

[stephannv]

*shoves CMM out of the way*
"No, this could be dangerous....I'll frisk him"

 

[Bonochick]

Hey now, I didn't mean the Bono/Edge thing like that!!!!!!! Just that he like pulled a prank or somethin' like a wolf whistle or arse slap or somethin'!!!!!!! You and your minds!!!! For shame! *lol*

 

[adamswildhoney]

Bono would prolly get arrested for just being himself!

Either that or for the way that he drives

 

[elizabeth]

Hey now, I didn't mean the Bono/Edge thing like that!!!!!!! Just that he like pulled a prank or somethin' like a wolf whistle or arse slap or somethin'!!!!!!! You and your minds!!!! For shame! *lol*

i have to admit i read it in the same dirty way others did....but this clears it AAAAALLLL up. thanks.

 

[Ana]

Bono: *bein' hauled away in cuffs*

"I swear, officer!!!! I didn't know it was the president's daughter! I thought it was Edge in drag!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Giant Lemon]

LOL! That captain's hat picture is great!

Marina, you totally press charges against Bono for stealing your jersey! Just think, you'd get to see him in court!!! And then you could make a plea bargain where Bono wouldn't be punished if he put on a private show for the PLEBA girls.

 

[Ana]

*that plea I love!

He MUST pay for breaking the law!!!!!!

 

[verte76]

I'm going to say a political demonstration where they are practicing civil disobedience.

 

[u2er]

Larry-sneaking into Graceland to sit on Elvis' bike again

Edge-for breaking into into government science labs trying to discover the secret of the universe

Bono-it's discovered that he stole Bill Gates' pocket protector when they met at the WEF

Adam-found peeking in the windows of the White House, because he 'likes to watch'

Those are good..

 

[Stories for Boys]