If a picture could talk, what would it say?

[ladylardence]

favorite game!

I AM a sexy beast!

 

[youtwohearts]

My husband thinks I am nuts, cracking up at a computer screen.

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Look, Edge! A beach ball!"

 

[nurse chrissi]

L - I don;t know - Do you think I look bad-ass enough? I went for all black terminator look... I could be more bad-ass with some spikes.....
E - The "E" is it big enough? what if people don't see the E then they will not know who I am. Need a bigger E.......

 

[youtwohearts]

Do we have everything?
Nope need to pick up a Bono.

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "These pants are so tight I can't straighten my legs!"

 

[nurse chrissi]

Do we have everything?
Nope need to pick up a Bono.

Where can I get one?

 

[u2bonogirl]

"I..." ah..."You..."a....nevermind I'm not even going to go there. MOVING ALONG.....

"Did U2BonoGirl just bite me?!"

YES YES YES!

you know me too well stars

 

[youtwohearts]

Bono: "Look, Edge! A beach ball!"

Laughed so hard there are actually tears coming out of my eyes.

 

[nurse chrissi]

My name is Bono and I have an uncontrollable urge to rip my shirt off - I need help.

 

[youtwohearts]

L - I don;t know - Do you think I look bad-ass enough? I went for all black terminator look... I could be more bad-ass with some spikes.....
E - The "E" is it big enough? what if people don't see the E then they will not know who I am. Need a bigger E.......

This was too funny.

 

[youtwohearts]

My name is Bono and I have an uncontrollable urge to rip my shirt off - I need help.

I'll help you.

 

[starsgoblue]

Laughed so hard there are actually tears coming out of my eyes.

Yeah!

 

[nurse chrissi]

pretty bono , pretty bono, bono is so pretty....

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "It's just a scratch! Not a pick...no nostril penetration here!" a la Seinfield

 

[youtwohearts]

If your happy and you know it raise your hand.

 

[nurse chrissi]

are you sure my ass doesn't look too big in these jeans?

 

[nurse chrissi]

Bono: "It's just a scratch! Not a pick...no nostril penetration here!" a la Seinfield

excellent!!!!

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "You look so goofy right now, O'Neil"

O'Neil: "Hey, excuse me Mr. Rock Star....you're wearing the same thing jackass!"

 

[nurse chrissi]

weeeeee! It's a bird, it''s a plane, it's superlarry!

 

[nurse chrissi]

"Bono - talk to the hand!"

 

[u2bonogirl]

Hes talked to me so much I just wanna poke my feckin eye out!

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: (singing) "If you want my body...and ya think I'm sexy...come on baby let me know!!"

 

[dandy]

i love this thread! too funny!

 

[u2bonogirl]

I wonder if the PLEBA girls are gonna let me out of here anytime soon.
What are they going to do with me when they do?
Maybe Im better off in here

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Edge, what do you mean you can't find the CD?!"

 

[nurse chrissi]

E: This back to back thing is working out so much better than "connected at the head" thing we did for the elevation tour
B: Fun! It's kinda like a see-saw! but I miss the connected at the head thing
E: I don't.

 

[youtwohearts]

Thank god I am wearing sunglasses this light is bright.

 

[u2bonogirl]

If i knew perms took this long i woulda just gotten a pop chop

 

[youtwohearts]

Game of one on one?