I knew there was something I had to do

[hippy]

There's also some guy named Edward Bono who gets his ads up there


And I would just like to announce that I have a huge crush on Gary Oldman Don't laugh!


Hi Moobers!

 

[Stories for Boys]

heeeeeeeeey everyone. my internet at home sucks. i think i killed it when i tried to clean my computer. now i just spend way too much time sneaking online time at work...like now. my cells'll be done centrifuging in 7 minutes.

me: 7 minutes! *runs to computer*

 

[Kristie]

I saw Bono on the Daily Show last night. They just showed him for a second at the democratic national convention.
me: hey... that was bono, wasn't it?
dave: yep.
me: dude.

my life is so exciting.

um.. I found a boot on Tuesday at my site, like four feet underground. It was boot-tastic. In the same hole we also found a big ass knife and a file. Today I found a dime from 1891... I was a little tempted to steal it, I could sell that to a collecter, it was in really nice condition. A bit tarnished, but nice. I got a gold star today with my dime.

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

I saw that too. It was scary.
me: Holy mother of GOD, someone give him a haircut.
everyone else: *asleep*

It was an exciting conversation.

Thing I realized today:
In the really old episodes of The Simpsons, Smithers was black. Or at least, not yellow.
Wow, summer is interesting.

 

[Kristie]

Old Smithers: Whazzup, Hom-izzle?

...ok, maybe not

on a related note, have a joke.

Why does Snoop Dogg wear a raincoat?



Fo' drizzle.


I laughed at it.

 

[Liesje]

[rant]

Where the hell do you get gaff tape in this city?

Why the hell does my library have NO good books and NO evening hours?



[/rant]

 

[Stories for Boys]

so what the hell is gaff tape?

i'm almost done with work...3 more hell-like days and i'm free until august 30, when i move to chicago. these days better go by pretty damn fast...

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

It's like non-shiny duct tape (poly coated cloth tape, technically). They use it to tape down wires and whatnot at concerts//plays// and for photography etc. because it doesn't reflect off the lights and it doesn't leave sticky residue (at least in theory). We used it to tape down the cable cords and stuff in the dorms.

 

[Kristie]

man, I just thought that stuff was black duct tape.

I moved. A few miles down the street. Actually, I moved my computer like two days ago but I just now got the ability to havei nternet. I am complete now.

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

There's an article in today's NY Times by Bruce Springsteen.
Me: Wait, what?

 

[hippy]

Broooooce can write?

 

[Stories for Boys]

bruce is playing with rem in the vote for change tour...i'm going to try for tickets in ann arbor. for once, being in a state filled with ultra conservative tight asses is paying off...

moveon.org there's a link for the tour.

go kerry '04

 

[Kristie]

aww, that's not fair

brooce! indiana's full of ultra-conservative tight asses too! And KKK members!

 

[Liesje]

Haha, sorry, that moveon.org site was funny.

Anyway, Ellen, since I've already typed the above, I might as well save time and tell you here that Melissa and Kari are go for late Aug - January (or did I tell you this already?)

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

hi all:

I'm actually able to see smilies, icons, and pictures. Oh my! So it's not as frustrating looking at everything now. go me.

So, yeah.

I'm going to go make some chocolate chip cookies with caramel in them. I noticed that cookies are really a no-brainer now. I mean, they come in packs and you just pull off the cookies you want to cook, place the perferated square of cookie dough onto the cookie sheet and it's done. huh.

Did I mention that I'm also a crampy, bloated moo cow right now? Cookies sound so good! Chocolate.....

buh bye.

Moonie

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

yay Lies! I was just thinking "...she did BRING a computer, didn't she?"
And since we're playing too lazy to email, Teresa will have a red Dodge Shadow if all goes as planned (blondes in red cars get pulled over most often, but oh well, i'm not driving) and all your books have been shipped.


And I saw this really funny thing on E! last night. [announcer voice] Gymnasts: Little Girls, Big Dreams, tonight on E. [/announcer voice]

(dialogue as follows)
Announcer: Christy Henrich! Julissa Gomez! Gymnastics baaad! Unless on TV, then you must watch!
Dominique Moceanu: Bela called us names.
Me: How about this then: we go to Texas, Bela yells at me, and then I get your gold medal! Yay!
Keri Strug: I have a high voice. Let's look at the tape of me sitting next to Bruce Willis at Planet Hollywood again. NOW.
Bart: Dude, I SO married Nadia.
Mary Lou Retton: I'M STILL PEPPY.
Bela: You can't understand what I'm saying because I'm very excited to talk about Nadia! And then we were all like "is that a 1? I'm confused."

Which brings me to my next point: Shannon Miller still looks scary.

[/gymnastics babble]



Moonie, your post says "I'm going to go make some chocolate chip cookies with caramel in them" and then the next line says "cookies you want to cook" and I thought it said "I'm going to make you some cookies!"
So, y'know, I'm open to that.


I was so bored the other day that I watched an episode of the Ashlee Simpson show (I know, I know), but P. Diddy or whatever the hell he's called now was on it and he was wearing a VOTE OR DIE shirt and I want one.
Even though it's probably against reformed doctrine.

 

[Stories for Boys]

I GOT 2nd ROW TICKETS TO ONE OF THE CHICAGO R.E.M. SHOWS. I AM SO DAMN HAPPY! fanclub...best $10 i've ever spent. i also got 6th row for the other chicago show, and 11th row for st. louis. october, october...month of gods...

 

[Liesje]

Frick, speaking of gymnastics, my favorite Romanian just took herself off the team b/c of shin splints I managed to step through the dock the other day and my foot still kills and then I saw a fish swimming under our dock that was bigger than all the ones I've caught so far and then I went kayacking but I was dumb and wasn't thinking "Heron's Cove" maybe there's a heron so a heron got pissed and tried to shoo me out of his cove and then Phil called and said he drove by a tornado and then this sentence ended

 

[Ultraviolet Light]

*points* No it didn't, there's no period.



Grammar Wench strikes again! *cape*

 

[hippy]

me: *reads Lies' sentence, thinks to self* that sentence didn't actually end, there's no period! *reads Ellen's post*

 

[Stories for Boys]

*sigh*

 

[Kristie]

I watched part of that gymnastics show yesterday. It was painful, I think we watched the injuries part.

I also bought three video games to occupy myself with. Hooray for having something to do!

 

[Stories for Boys]

i have a new lease on life. i couldn't be more excited abuot the next 3 years.

 

[hippy]

what's the story, dt? what about this new lease?

 

[Kristie]

I have a new lease!

...it's on an apartment, though. Not quite as cool.

 

[hippy]

And now I also have a new lease... but it's on a car

How is everyone doing?

I've just gotten a job, a car, and survived a hurricane and no power for a week... ALL IN THE SAME WEEK!

I'm exhausted.

 

[Elvis]

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