I am sooooo scanalized

[JessicaAnn]

I saw this posted on the Zootopia Board on u2.com:

The Flyette
I had a run-in with his genitals myself - purely accidental of course! I was like 3rd row centre when they were in Hamilton, Canada (my hometown)in Oct. and I was thrust into his pelvic region and my hand accidentally clung onto his reproductive parts, if u catch my drift??!! I don't even think he noticed really, as he was too into his singing (It was "Bad" by the way, guess it suited my behaviour!). Anywayz, I would never grab his butt or family jewels 4 that matter given the opportunity. Thats Ali's job!

Gahhhhhh ... someone grabbed his elevation! OMG. Ok, I know a while back we had a discussion about grabbing his arse, but, wow ... this chick had some balls (so to speak) to grab Bono's little Bono.

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[OnTheEdge]

Sounds fun!

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[achtung__baby]

In an interview he was asked if people grabbed his cock, and he said yeah! I even saw an interferencer try and do it at London 2!

Personally I'd never do it, but my head got a little *too* close to him oncewhen he was thrusting into the crowd, not my fault I'm tall!

 

[Salome]

okay, that is sick

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by Bonoforever:
In an interview he was asked if people grabbed his cock, and he said yeah! I even saw an interferencer try and do it at London 2!

WOW! Erm ... I would love to know which interview that was and if he elaborated beyond saying yes.

Personally I'd never do it, but my head got a little *too* close to him oncewhen he was thrusting into the crowd, not my fault I'm tall!

Riiiiiight. We all know it was innocent. So how close was "too close?"



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Discoteque]

"purely accidental of course!"

Yeeeaaahhh. SURE it was.

Did she mention his um..."cup"???

But OMG. To have touched the sun...er, the ELEVATION, I mean....woah.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
But OMG. To have touched the sun...er, the ELEVATION, I mean....woah.

Touched the sun ... Bwahahahah!

*faints*

Talk about your Bonoporn threads ... I think this ranks right up there.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Mullen-Girl]

EEEEEEKY!!!!!! That's bad...grabbing Bono's stuff...no wonder he's always elevated, everybody's always fondling him lmao

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by Bonoforever:
In an interview he was asked if people grabbed his cock, and he said yeah! I even saw an interferencer try and do it at London 2!

Personally I'd never do it, but my head got a little *too* close to him oncewhen he was thrusting into the crowd, not my fault I'm tall!

i've also read about such incidents, it seems he wears 'little bono' protection because some ppl have yanked at it before! *ouch* poor guy.....at least i grabbed his backside, but only because he swiveled his hips around....i was reaching for his leg! honestly...i was!

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
i've also read about such incidents, it seems he wears 'little bono' protection because some ppl have yanked at it before! *ouch* poor guy.....

O_O

*FEAR*

 

[opaltranquility]

GQ: When you jump into the crowd, does anyone ever try to grab your cock?
Bono: Sometimes, yeah. Quite often you'll feel a hand getting a hold down there.
GQ: What do you think when that happens?
Bono: Oh, mad shit. I try to lift myself out of it like Blake's angel.
It's not that I don't want sex to be part of the equation, but I'm trying
to elevate it to something higher. Our job - or our mission if we decided to
accept it - was to try not to feel as if we were above sex but to make it
more than cock-rock. There's an instict for transcendence, but there's also
an instinct for baseness. I think the two can happily co-exist. Spirit and cock

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~sara
sle2@geneseo.edu
http://www.platinumcomplication.com

i'd sell my soul, my self esteem a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you...
**
"The Fly has to be the Fly!"

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I don't care how into that song he was, I'm sure he would have noticed that!

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by opaltranquility:
[B I think the two can happily co-exist. Spirit and cock
[/B]

Oooo, I like this quote.

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"The idea is to eroticize the male body instead of the female." - Bono

"Well, again, within that spirit of not-seriousness.....
To all intents and purposes, the mystery and power of the penis is, what will it become?" - Adam

 

[ultraviolet299]

Originally posted by opaltranquility:
GQ: When you jump into the crowd, does anyone ever try to grab your cock?
Bono: Sometimes, yeah. Quite often you'll feel a hand getting a hold down there.
GQ: What do you think when that happens?
Bono: Oh, mad shit. I try to lift myself out of it like Blake's angel.
It's not that I don't want sex to be part of the equation, but I'm trying
to elevate it to something higher. Our job - or our mission if we decided to
accept it - was to try not to feel as if we were above sex but to make it
more than cock-rock. There's an instict for transcendence, but there's also
an instinct for baseness. I think the two can happily co-exist. Spirit and cock

*is TOTALLY SCANDALIZED* I cant believe what I have just read!!!!!

 

[WildHonee]

O

MY

DAD.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Party Girl_75]

Originally posted by opaltranquility:
GQ: When you jump into the crowd, does anyone ever try to grab your cock?
Bono: Sometimes, yeah. Quite often you'll feel a hand getting a hold down there.
GQ: What do you think when that happens?
Bono: Oh, mad shit. I try to lift myself out of it like Blake's angel.
It's not that I don't want sex to be part of the equation, but I'm trying
to elevate it to something higher. Our job - or our mission if we decided to
accept it - was to try not to feel as if we were above sex but to make it
more than cock-rock. There's an instict for transcendence, but there's also
an instinct for baseness. I think the two can happily co-exist. Spirit and cock

OMG! What GQ issue was this interview in?

 

[hippy]

SCANDALOUS!!!!



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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

 

[Veranda]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
SCANDALOUS!!!!

INDEED!


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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
always fondling him lmao

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.