AtomicBono
ONE love, blood, life
Larry: An underwear model
Adam: A designer of men's skirts
Edge: Potato farmer by day, high-tech superhero by night (complete with a teleporter-guitar. yes, it's a guitar AND a teleporter. and it makes you breakfast.)
Bono: My sex ed teacher
Nahh, really, Bono'd be a great teacher, he'd prolly teach something something in the humanities area, like philosophy or writing or something...
Man my humanities teacher is hot. He looks like Bono
and one day I brought in these cheap shades I had bought that looked kinda like Bono's and had everyone try 'em on and I was like "Try on my sexifying Bono shades" and he was like "...what did you call them?" and I said "Sexifying Bono shades!" and he was like "Oh, Bono from U2, I know what you're talking about" and then he tried them on and it was hawt.
Anyways.
Bono has said before that U2 saved his life because he's virtually unemployable
Thankfully U2 exists, otherwise I don't think I'd be alive right now 
I can't live without them!
Adam: A designer of men's skirts
Edge: Potato farmer by day, high-tech superhero by night (complete with a teleporter-guitar. yes, it's a guitar AND a teleporter. and it makes you breakfast.)
Bono: My sex ed teacher
Nahh, really, Bono'd be a great teacher, he'd prolly teach something something in the humanities area, like philosophy or writing or something...Man my humanities teacher is hot. He looks like Bono
and one day I brought in these cheap shades I had bought that looked kinda like Bono's and had everyone try 'em on and I was like "Try on my sexifying Bono shades" and he was like "...what did you call them?" and I said "Sexifying Bono shades!" and he was like "Oh, Bono from U2, I know what you're talking about" and then he tried them on and it was hawt.Anyways.
Bono has said before that U2 saved his life because he's virtually unemployable
Thankfully U2 exists, otherwise I don't think I'd be alive right now I can't live without them!
