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Old 11-29-2001, 09:51 PM   #1
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How much of a DORK am I???

About a half hour ago, there was a knock at the door. My mom answers and it's a very nice looking police officer. It seems that the neighbors were robbed and he wanted to know if we heard anything. I told him "No, I've been knitting, I didn't hear a thing"
He was nothing compared to my Adam, but he was hot nonetheless.
I'm not lying, I was knitting, watching "Travels in Europe" on Public television.
Man, I need a life.
Thought you'd get a laugh,
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Old 11-30-2001, 07:06 AM   #2
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!! Maybe the boys were lurking outside yer house:

Bono.....in ALL black......possibly leather.....lurking in the bushes outside your house.....
*lurk lurk lurk*

MONA: CRACK MY SAFE, BABY!!!!!!! WOO!!!!

BONO: Em...hello. I'm RobberBonoVox of OConnel Street. I'm here to...stalk you.

BLUEY: STALK MY WAY, BABY!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!

BONO:....is that an Aerosmith song?

BLUEY: oh yeah....sorry....

Julie: STALK ON, BABY!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!

BONAVOIX: STALK STALK STALK TO THE WATER!!! WOOO!!!!!

BONO: ....The water? I'm beginning to think that taking hostages from the PLEBA mansion wasn't such a good idea.

FISHY:.....did we already do the line about cracking my safe?

EDGE: *falls out of nearby tree* Yes, I believe you did...*ahem*

LARRY: *emerges from shrubbery* Plan B's a no go?

BONO: *slaps forehead* Lawrence, WHAT are you wearing?

LARRY:....clothes?

BONO: Lookit yer shirt. That's about half a shirt there. Come, now. They can see your white flesh just glowing from inside the house.

MULLENGIRL: ....warm glowing warming glow...ooo...

LARRY: Well, lookit Edge!! His robber pants are bedazzled. You can see him from a mile away!

Little do they know, Adam is already in the PLEBA Mansion. He rang the doorbell and they let him in!! I think he's cracking safes somewhere in a back room...hey, has anyone seen Sparky's Girl?!....or MrsClayton? OMG!!!!!

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Old 11-30-2001, 08:35 AM   #3
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! The guys would be crappy robbers...that's exactly how i would picture them lmao

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Old 11-30-2001, 01:33 PM   #4
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Little do they know, Adam is already in the PLEBA Mansion. He rang the doorbell and they let him in!! I think he's cracking safes somewhere in a back room...hey, has anyone seen Sparky's Girl?!....or MrsClayton? OMG!!!!!

ROFL.....Mona that is hilarious....so Adam is in the Pleba mansion?!?! *devilsh grin*
"Oooh Sparky.....please follow me...your fellow robbers have asked me to fetch you..."

Adam: Oh okay...where are we going?!?!

SG: Lemme get the blind fold first, its a secret place!




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