How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes thirty-nine:

1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell

If I missed any, help me out...


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OMG that is hysterical! Here's some more.....

1 to start a post about the lightbulb's mysterious wife/ex-wife/partner
60 to test their compatibilty with the lightbulb
1 to create a lightbulb t-shirt
Mona to create a Lighbulb Mix
Echo to add the lightbulb to her PLEBA glossary
Mrs. Edge to write a story about the fantasies of a PLEBA girl with the lightbulb


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lol oh great. They are funny.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
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I'm a predictable PLEBA icon. I've made a name for myself
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~*Mona*~
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Soo very funny Echo!
here's a couple more:

6 to debate which tour the lightbulb was hottest
13 to complain that the lightbulbs band mates aren't posted enough and start thier own thread
2 to make the lightbulb into a paper doll with many different outfits. The paper doll is anatomically correct of course


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~*Honey*~

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I just can't close...

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Dream out loud
 
1 to figure out how to *baste* with a lightbulb

5 to start a Lightbulb club

65 to vote at People.com for Sexiest Lightbulb of the year

34 to be broken-hearted over how many kids the lightbulb has...gr...o wait...
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~*Mona*~
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, give me soul.

You want to be the song
Be the song that you hear in your head
 
The one to design the T-shirt checking in for duty...

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In case it is too small to read, the front says "PLEBA: We'll Give You Something"

Fishy <>< The Tee-Whore!
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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
Nobody Likes me...everybody hates me...I'll just go eat worms...
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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...

[This message has been edited by FishNeedsABicycle (edited 11-19-2001).]

[This message has been edited by FishNeedsABicycle (edited 11-19-2001).]
 
Originally posted by Echo:
How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes thirty-nine:

1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell

If I missed any, help me out...



Hey Echo 467 - what are ya trying to say!!
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Inferior - what are ya trying to say
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So that's why noone posts in my threads - OK I'll become a lurker instead of a sharer(scratching my head trying get the spelling of that word right
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) and then people will like me?

I know I know I'm needy aren't I?
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6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.

LMAO! The Lightbulb is ... um ... elevated.

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[This message has been edited by JessicaAnn (edited 11-20-2001).]
 
Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
The one to design the T-shirt checking in for duty...

nv33435.jpg


In case it is too small to read, the front says "PLEBA: We'll Give You Something"

Fishy <>< The Tee-Whore!
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I am laughing my ass off right now b/c that is so funny. That is great Fishy! That needs to go on the Pleba tags with a picture of a lightbulb!
Nice work!

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~*Honey*~

The doors you open
I just can't close...

If you dream,
Dream out loud
 
Where's Disco when you need her? I think Vegas ate her! Someone forgot to tell her she was supposed to come home!
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Fishy <><

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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
ROTFLMFAO I was in Vegas so I just found. I'm on the verge of peeing in my pants, so I figured I'd bump this before I ran to the bathroom.

BTW That T-Shirt NEEDS to get made!!!!

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Tha Prickly Comedian
 
4 to get into a vicious argument over their favorite light-bulb hairstyle

1 who has had a bad day to start a thread entitled "I've had a bad day. Post hot light bulb pics for me!"

Hee hee. This is fun!
 
mbi...don't you know...shirts don't get made around here...silly girl...j/k...actually if you want one I can make one rather easily...You would just need to pay for the shirt and shipping, like $10.

Fishy <><

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tonight the moon is a mirrorball
light flickers from across the hall
who'll catch the star when it falls...
 
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