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Old 11-19-2001, 05:47 PM   #1
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How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes thirty-nine:

1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell

If I missed any, help me out...


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Old 11-19-2001, 06:06 PM   #2
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OMG that is hysterical! Here's some more.....

1 to start a post about the lightbulb's mysterious wife/ex-wife/partner
60 to test their compatibilty with the lightbulb
1 to create a lightbulb t-shirt
Mona to create a Lighbulb Mix
Echo to add the lightbulb to her PLEBA glossary
Mrs. Edge to write a story about the fantasies of a PLEBA girl with the lightbulb


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Old 11-19-2001, 06:17 PM   #3
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lol oh great. They are funny.
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Old 11-19-2001, 06:39 PM   #4
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50 to complain that the lightbulb should have more variety (in it's setlists)
Another 50 beg to differ

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Old 11-19-2001, 07:45 PM   #5
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i am the lightbulb, so you tell me.
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Old 11-19-2001, 08:35 PM   #6
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LMAO!!!!!!!! I'm a predictable PLEBA icon. I've made a name for myself lol


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Old 11-19-2001, 09:45 PM   #7
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Soo very funny Echo!
here's a couple more:

6 to debate which tour the lightbulb was hottest
13 to complain that the lightbulbs band mates aren't posted enough and start thier own thread
2 to make the lightbulb into a paper doll with many different outfits. The paper doll is anatomically correct of course


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1 to figure out how to *baste* with a lightbulb

5 to start a Lightbulb club

65 to vote at People.com for Sexiest Lightbulb of the year

34 to be broken-hearted over how many kids the lightbulb has...gr...o wait...

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The one to design the T-shirt checking in for duty...



In case it is too small to read, the front says "PLEBA: We'll Give You Something"

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Old 11-19-2001, 11:14 PM   #10
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Old 11-20-2001, 08:21 AM   #11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Echo:
How many PLEBAns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes thirty-nine:

1 to change the bulb
3 to start threads of HOT LIGHT BULB PICS
2 to be scandalized by the term "screw in a light bulb*
5 to post pics from the light bulb's show last night
2 to Bedazzle the light bulb
5 to get really angry when they see the light bulb in a bowling alley with a bunch of blonde bimbos
3 to complain that its just not the same as the OLD light bulb
6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.
3 to make jokes about a Cardboard Lightbulb
2 to faint when the light bulb asks if anyone wants it's meat
1 to ask if anyone knows what the lightbulb smells like
1 to ask when the light bulb will be featured in TAMALE Magazine
Then Mona and Echo write scripts about the light bulb's wacky hijinks
Then Gina Marie writes an Ode to the lightbulb
Then Icelady posts four hundred and sixty-seven pictures of the light bulb that she took and we all feel inferior
Then Bluey and Bona spend three weeks writing about the lightbulb's romance with MacPhisto and its subsequent descent into hell

If I missed any, help me out...


Hey Echo 467 - what are ya trying to say!! Inferior - what are ya trying to say

So that's why noone posts in my threads - OK I'll become a lurker instead of a sharer(scratching my head trying get the spelling of that word right ) and then people will like me?

I know I know I'm needy aren't I?

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Old 11-20-2001, 09:06 AM   #12
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6 to scour their collections finding pics where the light bulb looks like its elevated.

LMAO! The Lightbulb is ... um ... elevated.

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Old 11-20-2001, 11:35 AM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
The one to design the T-shirt checking in for duty...



In case it is too small to read, the front says "PLEBA: We'll Give You Something"

Fishy <>< The Tee-Whore!
I am laughing my ass off right now b/c that is so funny. That is great Fishy! That needs to go on the Pleba tags with a picture of a lightbulb!
Nice work!

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Old 11-20-2001, 07:50 PM   #14
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Where's Disco when you need her? I think Vegas ate her! Someone forgot to tell her she was supposed to come home!

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Old 11-26-2001, 12:57 AM   #15
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ROTFLMFAO I was in Vegas so I just found. I'm on the verge of peeing in my pants, so I figured I'd bump this before I ran to the bathroom.

BTW That T-Shirt NEEDS to get made!!!!

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Old 11-26-2001, 06:23 PM   #16
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4 to get into a vicious argument over their favorite light-bulb hairstyle

1 who has had a bad day to start a thread entitled "I've had a bad day. Post hot light bulb pics for me!"

Hee hee. This is fun!
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Old 11-26-2001, 10:19 PM   #17
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mbi...don't you know...shirts don't get made around here...silly girl...j/k...actually if you want one I can make one rather easily...You would just need to pay for the shirt and shipping, like $10.

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