How Bono answers his phone

[elevatedmole]

Fine. Gone. You'll never see it again.

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"Very strange looking object you have at the end of your stick.." - Bono

"Bono looks too intense for me." - Rollercoaster Tycoon park guest

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video

[This message has been edited by elevatedmole (edited 02-13-2002).]

 

[elizabeth]

hmmmm....
wasn;t i supposed to dial some numbers awhile ago??

someone should go back and find those and dial them.

i am never going to escape the watchful hubby-eye.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

LOL Amy!... that's funny... I would have been like "Is this the sex shop?" lmao...I bet he would have said yes...lmao

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-12-2002).]

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
LOL Amy!... that's funny... I would have been like "Is this the sex shop?" lmao...I bet he would have said yes...lmao

it's like...

BONO: You're Not At Bono's.....What's Up?
MG: Is this the sex shop?
BONO: Yeah. How may I service you? Or would you like to try our drummer?
MG: *has fainted*

LOL...I better look up some phone #s

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

My U2 Site

"I don't usually come across as a very deep person, but really I am deep. I'm deep when I need to be. When I'm frustrated I'll let all my feelings out, I'll be deep. So let me be deep, but don't get me frustrated." ~ Me, when asked how I could write such a deep response to the meaning of "Beautiful Day"

 

[mocool12]

What? They actually found his number? Wowee wow, that is crazy!

Ok, here's my second attempt to copy Mona's idear...

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Don't worry baby, it's gonna be alright
Uncertainty can be a guiding light

She was afraid of this man, all decked out in leather, wearing sunglasses during the day...sunglasses to hide his bloodshot, drug-addled eyes, she was sure. -Beebs

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Originally posted by Phuzzie_the_camera_girl:

it's like...

BONO: You're Not At Bono's.....What's Up?
MG: Is this the sex shop?
BONO: Yeah. How may I service you? Or would you like to try our drummer?
MG: *has fainted*

LOL...I better look up some phone #s

LOL

Yeah...hand over the phone # to Bono's appartment in NYC!...we'll make it fun for him lmao

How the hell do you find these phone #'s anyway?


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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-12-2002).]

 

[wildhoney22]

Hey if they found the number in a phone book.... *gets ideas*

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*~*?*~*~ Katie ~*~*?*~*
"And the Lord said 'Humble thyself, Bono!'" ~ Bono

"It's not like a family. It's like a street gang." ~ Larry

But you know there's something more
Tonight, tonight, tonight

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

someone should write a play about random phone calls with U2...

*gets ideas*

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

My U2 Site

"I don't usually come across as a very deep person, but really I am deep. I'm deep when I need to be. When I'm frustrated I'll let all my feelings out, I'll be deep. So let me be deep, but don't get me frustrated." ~ Me, when asked how I could write such a deep response to the meaning of "Beautiful Day"

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*dials 1411* *waits*

Operator: What city please?
Me: New Yooooooork City
Operator: Yes?
Me: Can I have the number of Alison Hewson.
Operator: One moment please.
Robotic voice: The number is.....
Me:*dials*
Bono:You're Not At Bono's.....What's Up?
Me: Bono's? This isn't the sex shop?
Bono: Sex shop?
Me: Yeah I asked for Willie's sex shop and I got this number. Wait you don't happen to be...
Bono: Eh, maybe. Are you cute?
Me: Eh, Maybe. Who wants to know?
Bono: Bono from U2
Me: U....who?
Bono: U2, the biggest and best rock band in the world.
Me: Not as big as the Backstreet boys.
Bono: Bigger!
Me: That's not what Justin says.
Bono: Eh, so, are you in NYC?
Me: Uhhhh...No actually in Texas
Bono: What are you doing calling from Texas to NYC to find a sex shop?
Me: Ok ok! I'm a huge U2 fan!
Bono:*laughs* Ok. Thanks for calling. What's your name?
Me: Uh, Cristy
Bono: Nice to meet you Cristy.
*convo continues for 6 hours*
Me:*yawning* Bono I reeeeeeally have to go. I love your talking about debt relief but I have class tomorrow.
Bono: Awwww...well you can call tomorrow then?
Me: Eh, maybe. Bye.
Bono:Awww I hope so. bye

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-12-2002).]

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
*dials 1411* *waits*

Operator: What city please?
Me: New Yooooooork City
Operator: Yes?
Me: Can I have the number of Alison Hewson.
Operator: One moment please.
Robotic voice: The number is.....
Me:*dials*
Bono:You're Not At Bono's.....What's Up?
Me: Bono's? This isn't the sex shop?
Bono: Sex shop?
Me: Yeah I asked for Willie's sex shop and I got this number. Wait you don't happen to be...
Bono: Eh, maybe. Are you cute?
Me: Eh, Maybe. Who wants to know?
Bono: Bono from U2
Me: U....who?
Bono: U2, the biggest and best rock band in the world.
Me: Not as big as the Backstreet boys.
Bono: Bigger!
Me: That's not what Justin says.
Bono: Eh, so, are you in NYC?
Me: Uhhhh...No actually in Texas
Bono: What are you doing calling from Texas to NYC to find a sex shop?
Me: Ok ok! I'm a huge U2 fan!
Bono:*laughs* Ok. Thanks for calling. What's your name?
Me: Uh, Cristy
Bono: Nice to meet you Cristy.
*convo continues for 6 hours*
Me:*yawning* Bono I reeeeeeally have to go. I love your talking about debt relief but I have class tomorrow.
Bono: Awwww...well you can call tomorrow then?
Me: Eh, maybe. Bye.
Bono:Awww I hope so. bye

LMAO!!!

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

My U2 Site

"I don't usually come across as a very deep person, but really I am deep. I'm deep when I need to be. When I'm frustrated I'll let all my feelings out, I'll be deep. So let me be deep, but don't get me frustrated." ~ Me, when asked how I could write such a deep response to the meaning of "Beautiful Day"

 

[OnTheEdge]

LMAO
I didn't know you could get his number that easily! Wow.

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

...what's a Bono?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by elizabeth:
hmmmm....
wasn;t i supposed to dial some numbers awhile ago??

someone should go back and find those and dial them.

i am never going to escape the watchful hubby-eye.

LOL! yeah, you were going to call those 800#'s from the ZooTV video. I got very nosey at work the next morning, so I decided to call. And a few other gals in here called as well and some got different results. However when I called they were all automated numbers and not at all interesting, except for one because it was the USDA Meat and Polutry Hotline...LMAO!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
LMAO
I didn't know you could get his number that easily! Wow.

no shit. that is too funny...MG, your conversation script is too funny...I seriously would die laughing if something like that were to actually occur...I think we need another Slumber party at the PLEBA mansion to start prank calling Bono...

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

Originally posted by On The Edge:
LMAO
I didn't know you could get his number that easily! Wow.

Yeah, I'll second that "no shit." Do we know this is for real? (Not knowing anyone on the U2-midwest mailing list, I really couldn't speculate.)

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"I still can't play guitar
How the hell did I get this far?"
~Bono, Detroit

There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups.

 

[Phuzzie_the_camera_girl]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
I think we need another Slumber party at the PLEBA mansion to start prank calling Bono...

Oh yeah! Let's all get out the phone books for the NYC area!
PAAAAARRRTYYYY!!!!
Pranks...phone calls...craziness...and so much more...

<-------Has been affected by cold medicine

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*~*Phuzzie*~*

*Owner of the BonoDoll*

WARNING: Insanity is highly contagious!

My U2 Site

"I don't usually come across as a very deep person, but really I am deep. I'm deep when I need to be. When I'm frustrated I'll let all my feelings out, I'll be deep. So let me be deep, but don't get me frustrated." ~ Me, when asked how I could write such a deep response to the meaning of "Beautiful Day"

 

[OnTheEdge]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
I think we need another Slumber party at the PLEBA mansion to start prank calling Bono...

*bounce*

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Laura
~~~
Something to do with politics, kids, freshness, and breakthrough.
And love.

(Joan Baez)
~~~

...what's a Bono?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:

*convo continues for 6 hours*
Me:*yawning* Bono I reeeeeeally have to go. I love your talking about debt relief but I have class tomorrow.

I think I'm the biggest nerd in the world, but that would actually be my dream conversation. Nevermind hearing about U2 and if there's a new album coming out and if they're touring. Just tell me everything you know about debt relief. Or anything else political for that matter.

I need to get out more

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
Yeah, I'll second that "no shit." Do we know this is for real? (Not knowing anyone on the U2-midwest mailing list, I really couldn't speculate.)

I'm being sceptical in the nicest way possible...but I wouldn't have thought you'd get that number out of the phone book.

I could be wrong, it has been known

 

[elizabeth]

Originally posted by MissVelvetDress_75:
LOL! yeah, you were going to call those 800#'s from the ZooTV video. I got very nosey at work the next morning, so I decided to call. And a few other gals in here called as well and some got different results. However when I called they were all automated numbers and not at all interesting, except for one because it was the USDA Meat and Polutry Hotline...LMAO!

meat and poultry eh???
i'm positive there is something funny about that. it's just that at 6:30am I have no idea WHAT is funny...

 

[EPandAmerica]

*ring ring*
Bono: "You're Not At Bono's.....What's Up?"
EP: "Whatcha wearin"

Bono: "Eh.. just jumped outta the shower...
EP: **combust**
Bono: "Hello helllooo?" *hangs up*

 

[President Stupid]

LMAO... this thread is too funny!

In an effort not to laugh too loud and wake up my sister, I made a really weird 'hurgghh' noise. Maybe I should just take that chance of waking her up next time.

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I liek milk!

 

[u2loopy]

Originally posted by FizzingWhizzbees:
I'm being sceptical in the nicest way possible...but I wouldn't have thought you'd get that number out of the phone book.

I could be wrong, it has been known

Well, I've actually looked the number up as well, and I found one for Ali Hewson in NYC. I've dialed it during the day but only get an automated voice mail message. I guess I'll have to call at night!

I should've called on New Years Eve when he was having his party and pose as one of his guests asking for the right address of his place!!!

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What are we going to do now It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and Every book has been read....

 

[elevatedmole]

Originally posted by Mirrorball Girl:
Yeah, I'll second that "no shit." Do we know this is for real? (Not knowing anyone on the U2-midwest mailing list, I really couldn't speculate.)

Well.. they are all pretty damn truthful and I have met some of them. I think their friends really DID call Ali Hewson's number, but I have no clue if it was Bono.


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"Very strange looking object you have at the end of your stick.." - Bono

"Bono looks too intense for me." - Rollercoaster Tycoon park guest

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video

 

[*~~Bono's_Babe~~*]

Sorry no possible phone numbers of the band should be posted.

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*to bono: you are my Bono, my only Bono, you make me happppyy when skys are grey you dont even know dearrrr how much i love you, so please dont take my bono away*

[This message has been edited by SicilianGoddess (edited 02-13-2002).]

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Please don't flame me, but I think it's a really bad idea to post that number on a public forum.

Please, think about it and whether it might be a good idea to delete that post?

I'm not criticising anyone, okay - it's just I don't think it's really fair to post someone's private phone number on the internet.

 

[HelloAngel]

Originally posted by *~~Bono's_Babe~~*:
ok girls...i looked it up in the yellow pages and i think it MIGHT be (im not saying it is FOR SURE HIS) (212)XXX-XXXX

Okay - see this isn't fair to him. All he owes you is good music and a nice smile if you meet him - he doesn't deserve to lose his privacy anymore than he has.

I know some of you are madly in teenage lust with these guys - but posting what might actually be his phone number is completely UNFAIR. Perhaps one day you will see what it's like to be on his end - to have people camp out in front of your house, photograph you everywhere you go, call your phone number when you're trying to rest...being a grown-up is a wonderful way to be - so I hope you edit your post and take his number OFF.

 

[daisybean]

Originally posted by FizzingWhizzbees:
Please don't flame me, but I think it's a really bad idea to post that number on a public forum.

Please, think about it and whether it might be a good idea to delete that post?

I'm not criticising anyone, okay - it's just I don't think it's really fair to post someone's private phone number on the internet.

I agree, this is a public forum..... please take it off.


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Daisy

She's standing at the station with her face pressed up against the glass.

"Jon, why can't you do what Bono says"--The Daily Show

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Ok girls pleeeeeeeeeeeease don't be calling bono now. I'm sure he wants his privacy and getting 1000 phonecalls from 1000 different girls would be bad. *writes down number for later use* LOL j/k

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THE Larry Mullen Jr Page

Author of PLEBA Mansion Daily.

"I hit things for a living. I hit things and people clap!" --Larry

[This message has been edited by Mullen-Girl (edited 02-13-2002).]

 

[elevatedmole]

Just wanted to add this..

I agree you should NOT post his actual number. That is just stupid. But I thought no one here would me stupid/mean enough to actually call. I am sorry for posting it but all I honestly was thinking of when I posted it that it was a funny story and it should be posted. That's all.

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"Very strange looking object you have at the end of your stick.." - Bono

"Bono looks too intense for me." - Rollercoaster Tycoon park guest

"I was drunk, high on him, a shrinking, shadowboxing dwarf following in his foosteps...badly...STARSTRUCK.." - Bono, on meeting Frank Sinatra for the first time

"Bono? Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute.." - Edge, when shooting the 'Numb' video

 

[daisybean]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:
Fine. Gone. You'll never see it again.

No dear, someone posted Bono's home phone number here on the board. To do something like that is in bad taste.


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Daisy

She's standing at the station with her face pressed up against the glass.

"Jon, why can't you do what Bono says"--The Daily Show