HOO-AH!!!!!!!!

[WildHonee]

More psychotic ideas:
In some other thread we were fixing other, non-U2 songs to be about U2. Mine was Bootylicious turned into Bonolicious. So have fun and make up your own here!

I'll start....
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You may think that that Creed song goes like this:
With arms wide open
welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open...
wide open...

but it's actually........
With shirt wide open
where'd me buttons go?
Look at my man cleavage!
With shirt wide open....
no buttons....

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 11-11-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

no, I'm not bumping my own thread...what're you talking about?

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[U2morrow]

No, of course you're not

Here's a simple one:

I Touch Myself

I love the B-Man
I want him to love me
When I'm feeling down
I want him above me
I search myself
I want him inside me (

)
I forget myself
I want him to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about Bono I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I want Bono
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about him I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by U2morrow:
I want Bono
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about him I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!



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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini

 

[U2morrow]

Okay I'm hooked.....This one is to be listened to while looking at a picture of "Elevated" Bono.

The Bulge Above my Knees
(The Wind Beneath my Wings)
By Bono

It definitely didn't go unnoticed,
Oh I've got it all here in my pants.
I want you to know I know the truth, all
seven pounds of it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could rise higher than a mountain,
For you are the bulge above my knees.

Oh, the bulge above my pants.
You, you, you, you are the bulge above my knees.
Rise, rise, rise away. You let me rise so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the bulge above my knees.
Oh, you, you, you, the bulge above my knees.

Rise, rise,rise high against the sky,
So high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the bulge above my knees.

 

[Winter Halcyon]

Originally posted by U2morrow:
I want Bono
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about him I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

LOL!!!!



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Winter Halcyon
U2 in ELEVATION

U2 pictures album
http://community.webshots.com/user/winter_halcyon

Bono L.E.A.T.H.E.R. Club

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by U2morrow:
Okay I'm hooked.....This one is to be listened to while looking at a picture of "Elevated" Bono.

The Bulge Above my Knees
(The Wind Beneath my Wings)
By Bono

It definitely didn't go unnoticed,
Oh I've got it all here in my pants.
I want you to know I know the truth, all
seven pounds of it.
I would be nothing without you.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could rise higher than a mountain,
For you are the bulge above my knees.

Oh, the bulge above my pants.
You, you, you, you are the bulge above my knees.
Rise, rise, rise away. You let me rise so high.
Oh, you, you, you, the bulge above my knees.
Oh, you, you, you, the bulge above my knees.

Rise, rise,rise high against the sky,
So high I almost touch the sky.
Thank you, thank you,
Thank God for you, the bulge above my knees.

OM *Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssshhhhhh* lmao!!!!!!!!!!! omg

On retreat we listened to that song for some reason. OMG I hope we never do again....lol

o my

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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini