Originally posted by Lemonboy:
Hmm,Joint forces,
Well atleast you and I know who are calling the shots here maybe it?s time we show it!
*CHEESY ANIME*
Lemonboy and Scottphisto combine to form the awesome.....LEMONPHISTO!!!!
SCOTTPHISTO: Wait wait wait...
LEMONBOY: Oh, what now?
SCOTTPHISTO: "Lemonphisto?"
LEMONBOY: Yeah? What's wrong with it?
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, I think it sounds better as "Scottboy"
LEMONBOY: Dude, that's lame.
SCOTTPHISTO: Why?
LEMONBOY: "Scottboy?" It sounds like a dogs name.
SCOTTPHISTO: Oh, and "Lemonphisto" doesn't sound like a household cleaner?
LEMONBOY: Well, what would you prefer?
SCOTTPHISTO: I dunno...how about..."Scottlemon?"
LEMONBOY: Ick. I like "Lemonscott..."
SCOTTPHISTO: Dood...I dunno...
DIRECTOR: Okay okay. Guys? We're kinda on a deadline here...
SCOTTPHISTO: Yeah yeah...one minute...
DIRECTOR: I mean, we've still gotta shoot that bikini calendar...
SCOTTPHISTO: *Perk* Wha? Bikinis??
LEMONBOY: Oooooh...
SCOTTPHISTO: Who signed us up for that?
LEMONBOY: So we can thank them!!
DIRECTOR: I dunno. Some girl. Said she was from...Plaid? Plum? Pleasant?
LEMONBOY AND SCOTTPHISTO: PLEBA?
DIRECTOR: Yeah, that's it.
SCOTTPHISTO: I love those girls...
LEMONBOY: Yeah, but enough about your night life...let's go do the bikini shoot!!
SCOTTPHISTO: HELL YEAH!!!
*They run off*
*Scottphisto and Lemonboy are NOT happy. Not only did no girls show up for the shoot, but THEY are the ones who have to wear the bikinis!!!*
SCOTTPHISTO: This is all your fault.
LEMONBOY: MY fault??
SCOTTPHISTO: Yeah! If you had just let it be "Scottboy" this wouldn't have happened.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Look this way please...*CLICK*...great. Now, get just a little catty...hold it..*CLICK* PERFECT!!
LEMONBOY: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now...
SCOTTPHISTO: These pictures must never make it to PLEBA. I mean, I've already got ONE drag pic up there! I don't need another!!
LEMONBOY: I hear ya.
SCOTTPHISTO: *Shifts* Man, this thong is heading north like crazy...
LEMONBOY: Yer wearing a thong?
SCOTTPHISTO: Yeah, aren't you?
LEMONBOY: NO!! I picked one that was just briefs!!
SCOTTPHISTO: *Blush* Em...whoops.
LEMONBOY: Wanker.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Chin up...*CLICK* Very good. Now, gimmie NAUGHTY...yes NAUGHTY...*CLICK* EXCELLENT!!
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, it's not so bad...ya kinda get *grunt* used to them after a while...consider yerself lucky. You should see what I do for the MPS...ER, UM...rather, what I'm FORCED to do for the MPS...heh...
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ScottPhisto
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I'm just some fruitcake who thinks he's a pimp.
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[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 02-14-2002).]
