PaleBlueDot
War Child
Highly Intellectual Conversations with Dot, Part III (Warning: adult content <g>)
This one is dirty....for the most part in a Bono/Edge slashy kind of way. ::hurls:: So um, send the kiddies out of the room. ;-)
Today's Topic: How Bono and Edge are Not Like Mulder and Scully
ME: it's amazing how much pee one can hold in the human body
ME: let's see cooooolors no one else has seen, let's go tuh plaaaayces no one else has bean!
CMM: *eats snickers and ignores the peeing thing*
ME: ::applies almond oil to her cuticles::
ME: dude, when does best of come out?
CMM: *Eats her whole bloody computer*
ME: oh, the 5th
ME: well, i don't care, because that's not when I'm getting it anyway. i ordered it from amazon, so it'll likely be a few days yet
ME: ::wonders what "Lady With the Spinning Head" sounds like and what the fook it's about::
CMM: La la la la la la la la la la lady with the spinning head...
CMM: Part is oral sex
ME: huh?
CMM: Here she comes, lady luck again, figure eighting six and nine again...
ME: lol
ME: oooh nasty
ME: Bono you bad boy <g>
CMM: Surroundin' me... Goin' down on me....
CMM: That's UTEOTW>..
ME: whoa
ME: yeah lol
ME: i was gonna say
ME: and I love how on the DVD, they show this chick singing those lyrics along with him
ME: it's like whoa-hoa-hoa there, cowgirl
ME: and that song is supposed to be about a bible story. <g>
CMM: Huh??
ME: I think that's just bono's cover. It's really about sex
CMM: Or about Bono'n'Edge.
ME: lol
ME: LOL maybe lol
ME: that's it -- i think I've figgured it all out. All the songs that Bono says are about God, are really about sex
ME: and he's just using God to cover up all his hornyness
ME: interesting.
ME: of all the songs on this new best of album -- there are 6 of them i have never heard before
ME: unless you don't count Happiness is a Warm Gun -- I have heard the Beatles' version, so I've heard the song, but not U2's recording of it.
CMM: Mmm. That's a good mix.
ME: ugh, i hate those porno junk mails that say stuff like "I keep touching myself -- wanna watch?" And "Whoops, my little skirt keeps falling off!" And "Enlarge your penis by 4 inches! Guaranteed!"
ME: don't they care that I'm a GIRL???
ME: i mean, if you're gonna send me porno, at least get my gender right, ya know?
ME: and second of all, girls do not talk like that
ME: ugh.
ME: this world is a disgrace!
CMM: *Looks up from B/E slash* Hmm?
ME: and considering how porno is such a big business, that just shows how sick this world really is
ME: lol! i guess I shouldn't be talking to you of all people about this, huh? lol!
CMM: I was thinking...
CMM: Well, *points at porn e-mails* that's fake and disgusting./
CMM: *Points at slash* This is well done a lot of the time.
ME: LOL I see
ME: <g>
CMM: There's character, there's plot (when the author so chooses. PWP is fun stuff too), there's development...
ME: so, before edge sodomizes bono, they *talk* about it first.
ME: <g>
CMM: Or after.
CMM: Not usually during.
ME: Mulder and Scully always used to talk during sex
ME: they'd have like, these big intellectual debates lol
ME: my favorite line, though, was "'Then lips do what hands do.' ...Trust Mulder to quote Shakespeare while we make love."
ME: that was the best line, lol
CMM: *Gags*
ME: it makes more sense in context. But I'm sure you've got a good enough imagination <g>
ME: what, does heterosexual sex discust you? <g>
CMM: Sappy stuff does.
ME: well it was Mulder -- he was obviously, like, joking
ME: believe me, I hate goo more than anyone on this planet
ME: i wouldn't have bought the line if it was too gooey. ;-)
Dot.
This one is dirty....for the most part in a Bono/Edge slashy kind of way. ::hurls:: So um, send the kiddies out of the room. ;-)
Today's Topic: How Bono and Edge are Not Like Mulder and Scully
ME: it's amazing how much pee one can hold in the human body
ME: let's see cooooolors no one else has seen, let's go tuh plaaaayces no one else has bean!
CMM: *eats snickers and ignores the peeing thing*
ME: ::applies almond oil to her cuticles::
ME: dude, when does best of come out?
CMM: *Eats her whole bloody computer*
ME: oh, the 5th
ME: well, i don't care, because that's not when I'm getting it anyway. i ordered it from amazon, so it'll likely be a few days yet
ME: ::wonders what "Lady With the Spinning Head" sounds like and what the fook it's about::
CMM: La la la la la la la la la la lady with the spinning head...
CMM: Part is oral sex
ME: huh?
CMM: Here she comes, lady luck again, figure eighting six and nine again...
ME: lol
ME: oooh nasty
ME: Bono you bad boy <g>
CMM: Surroundin' me... Goin' down on me....
CMM: That's UTEOTW>..
ME: whoa
ME: yeah lol
ME: i was gonna say
ME: and I love how on the DVD, they show this chick singing those lyrics along with him
ME: it's like whoa-hoa-hoa there, cowgirl
ME: and that song is supposed to be about a bible story. <g>
CMM: Huh??
ME: I think that's just bono's cover. It's really about sex
CMM: Or about Bono'n'Edge.
ME: lol
ME: LOL maybe lol
ME: that's it -- i think I've figgured it all out. All the songs that Bono says are about God, are really about sex
ME: and he's just using God to cover up all his hornyness
ME: interesting.
ME: of all the songs on this new best of album -- there are 6 of them i have never heard before
ME: unless you don't count Happiness is a Warm Gun -- I have heard the Beatles' version, so I've heard the song, but not U2's recording of it.
CMM: Mmm. That's a good mix.
ME: ugh, i hate those porno junk mails that say stuff like "I keep touching myself -- wanna watch?" And "Whoops, my little skirt keeps falling off!" And "Enlarge your penis by 4 inches! Guaranteed!"
ME: don't they care that I'm a GIRL???
ME: i mean, if you're gonna send me porno, at least get my gender right, ya know?
ME: and second of all, girls do not talk like that
ME: ugh.
ME: this world is a disgrace!
CMM: *Looks up from B/E slash* Hmm?
ME: and considering how porno is such a big business, that just shows how sick this world really is
ME: lol! i guess I shouldn't be talking to you of all people about this, huh? lol!
CMM: I was thinking...
CMM: Well, *points at porn e-mails* that's fake and disgusting./
CMM: *Points at slash* This is well done a lot of the time.
ME: LOL I see
ME: <g>
CMM: There's character, there's plot (when the author so chooses. PWP is fun stuff too), there's development...
ME: so, before edge sodomizes bono, they *talk* about it first.
ME: <g>
CMM: Or after.
CMM: Not usually during.
ME: Mulder and Scully always used to talk during sex
ME: they'd have like, these big intellectual debates lol
ME: my favorite line, though, was "'Then lips do what hands do.' ...Trust Mulder to quote Shakespeare while we make love."
ME: that was the best line, lol
CMM: *Gags*
ME: it makes more sense in context. But I'm sure you've got a good enough imagination <g>
ME: what, does heterosexual sex discust you? <g>
CMM: Sappy stuff does.
ME: well it was Mulder -- he was obviously, like, joking
ME: believe me, I hate goo more than anyone on this planet
ME: i wouldn't have bought the line if it was too gooey. ;-)
Dot.
...and yeah, UTEOTW is about sex, I don't care what anybody says.
