Hey, I want THIS job!

[Discoteque]

Well...since I seem to have turned back into a night owl (4:10 am!), this is a job I'd love...or at least one of them, anyway!!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001290023-2001560735_1,00.html

quote: "But I never thought I?d be living this hectic life of meeting and greeting celebs, being invited to parties of stars like George Michael and getting paid to do it."

Celebs...like U2??????????????

Party on Wayne.
Party on Garth.

 

[WildHonee]

I'd be happy with the position of Elevation Technician.

I didn't mean 'position' like....POSITION....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[sparkys girl]

i've worked as Mr.Clayton's personal assistant, bodyguard in the past and am still employed as his 'muse'!

the hardest thing was the sorting out all his fan emails and letters!
it's a hard life, but someone has to do it!

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
the hardest thing

it's a hard life

*is giggling like a maniac*

It doesn't help I'm listening to Bruce

*dances in the dark*


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
the hardest thing

it's a hard life

*is giggling like a maniac*

It doesn't help I'm listening to Bruce

*dances in the dark*

Haaahaaa!!! I scandalized myself and didn't even know it!

though, it could have been a freudian slip, after all i was talking about Adam!!

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[Gina Marie]

I'll be Larry's 'shirt-unbuttoner'

and 'take care of' Edge's bedazzled pants!

I'd much prefer those jobs than going to parties w/ George Michael.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

I'd much prefer those jobs than going to parties w/ George Michael.

Me too, I would not wanna be at some lame party!
Adam & me at a party.....
Maria: Can i freshen your drink Mr Clayton?
Adam: why, no darling, let me get you some champy instead, lay back here on my sofa, and relax, you are such an excellent personal assistant!
Maria: Oh, Mr Clayton you are such a great boss! *bluuuuuuussshhh*
Adam: I know.

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[Gina Marie]

Hmmm-party w/ this guy or 'work' for the guys in U2? Decisions, decisions...

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
I'll be Larry's 'shirt-unbuttoner'

and 'take care of' Edge's bedazzled pants!

*sigh* O my

I can see the headlines now....

No, I seriously can. I have the paper right here:

Larry Mullen Jr. found unbuttoned; status of being shaven (prior to or after assault?) remains a mystery

Mr. The Edge, gee-tarist for rock band U2, quoted on saying "She was just...burning my pants. I just wanted the lint taken off. Now I have no pants to my name"

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Gina Marie]

Ok, twist my arm

-I'll wax that chest too.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

A new headline!!!!!

Lawrence Mullen Jr. found in gutter, snarling "She came at me with a razor;" Psychotic female assaulter oblivious to fact that Mullen is naturally hairless

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Bjork]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

Originally posted by sparkys girl:
the hardest thing

it's a hard life

*is giggling like a maniac*

It doesn't help I'm listening to Bruce

*dances in the dark*

Do you remember that song "The Hardest Thing" by 98 Degrees? I would always crack up laughing whenever I heard that song. Me and my sick mind.

 

[sparkys girl]

Originally posted by Bjork:
Do you remember that song "The Hardest Thing" by 98 Degrees? I would always crack up laughing whenever I heard that song. Me and my sick mind.

heeheehee...now you 'scandalized' yourself bjork!
dont worry though...you are not the only one!

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sunlight, sunlight fills my room
it's sharp and it's clear
but nothing at all like the moon..."

*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[Discoteque]

Tom Petty: the waiting is the HARDEST PART. Hmm...I thought the 7 pound package was!

OK, OK, I don't want the George Michael part of the job, duh!!! Eew eew eew.

But let me frolic with the boyz all night and yeah...that would pretty much be the perfect job! *rummages around for rock-n-roll type clothes*

 

[WildHonee]

.....and hardness
it sets in
you need some protection...

MWAAHAHAHAHAAA!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

I'll be Larry's official waxer...that way I can wax his whole body and then apply baby lotion after

And get to have my hands on his muscles *drooooooooooooool*

If I can't have that well then i'll just have to put up with that
<---------- LOL Larry's buttons poking me eyes out

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
I'll be Larry's official waxer...that way I can wax his whole body and then apply baby lotion after

And get to have my hands on his muscles *drooooooooooooool*

If I can't have that well then i'll just have to put up with that
<---------- LOL Larry's buttons poking me eyes out

Being a groupie is Hard...er...difficult work. We should get insurance for this!

Because of Bono's...interpantal control issues....we need safety goggles! And because of Larry's button problem..well...we STILL need safety goggles!

Geez, it's hazardous



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elizabeth]

oooh! ooh! me, too...

I could...light cigarettes for adam! (no, no I think I heard he's trying to quit...)

OOH! I could get drinks for him....no, he quit that, too.

I could....no...that's just plain illegal....


GOT IT! I could take his pants off with my teeth!

My interview:

mmrrrmpf! mmmfrpm!

AC: "WHA?"

rrriipp- gimme-mmwowfrp

AC:Wai' a minnit!"

---those -mmrpffrmmm-

AC:"Look 'ere! cu' it out!"

pants - rrrmmmrmrrm---whew! woo hoo! yesyesyesyesyesyes!

AC:"Gotta admit, I do feel a bit more...comfy..."

so do I get the job?

AC:"I think that's my line, innit?"

 

[MikeSt]

I'd love to be Dallas Schoo's assistant!

...mind you not in the way that the girls here would want to assist Larry, Adam, B & E!

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by MikeSt:

I'd love to be Dallas Schoo's assistant!
...mind you not in the way that the girls here would want to assist Larry, Adam, B & E!

Aw-that's so cute.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 12-10-2001).]

 

[*Ally*]

Originally posted by MikeSt:

I'd love to be Dallas Schoo's assistant!

...mind you not in the way that the girls here would want to assist Larry, Adam, B & E!

mike, you are a brave, brave man! be careful around us PLEBA ladies... have you seen what's happened to Scottphisto??

btw, i'd love to be dallas's assistant, too... although, i'd want to "assist" him in a different way than you would!

lol!

 

[MikeSt]

Ally........you bad, bad girl......LOL

 

[Discoteque]

Um...*thinks LONG and HARD before asking, chortle*...what DID happen to ScottPhisto???

and Mike watch out...we bite...or at least nibble a little... hee hee...so if you're Dallas assistant, can I be YOURS???

Originally posted by *Ally*:
mike, you are a brave, brave man! be careful around us PLEBA ladies... have you seen what's happened to Scottphisto??

btw, i'd love to be dallas's assistant, too... although, i'd want to "assist" him in a different way than you would!

lol!

[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-10-2001).]