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despite Edge's warnings, bono proceeded to poke the toast out of the toaster with a metal knife.
contributed by MooMoo!
Here it is: The Caption Book Thread!
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despite Edge's warnings, bono proceeded to poke the toast out of the toaster with a metal knife.
contributed by MooMoo!
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oh,so that's what happened to Adam's 'fro!
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wanna hear the secret behind my eternal youth, I only drink half as much alcohol as they do!contributed by miringeltje, with the following commentary by aspara:
they won't sell him more because he looks so young
ladies!
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(sings to self) "I'm not listening. La la la. Not listening! Everyone thinks I am, but I'm not. Ha ha! Fooled you!"
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baby jordan:
what do you mean you’re going to rule the world or merge from a lemon? oh, which ever one comes first.
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: Adam....what are you doing?
: Hey...I'm trying to be MacPhisto!contributed by U2MaNaIcWeIdO
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A: I am *never* wearing a thong again....I wonder if anyone will suspect if I just reach back and....
contributed by ~BrightestStar~
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"Ah, thank god for instructions...relieve third world of debt, establish world peace, maintain rockstar allure, deliver retro-viral drugs to Africa, send Pope get-well card, pick up kids at 4..."
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"hmmm....tastes like.....chicken..."
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Wooohooo Larry you sexy man Edge has nothing on you.
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"Wait 'till the guys see this! I'm a member of the pen 15 club!"
contributed by Lauryl
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That reporter over there is drooling over me......
cant say I blame her
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Little did Larry know that as he trudged stoically up the beach, various articles of lingerie were floating in the water behind him for all to see. Next time, perhaps, he'll learn to zip up his suitcase more carefully, or better, leave his panties at home.
contributed by Lauryl
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Bono: "Hmph. Gavin lets me drive. At least HE trusts me! UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!"
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Adam: "Ok, so you press the button, put in the money in... here? and turn the doohickey... no, put in the money first and then turn the thing, and then... Ack! Bloody machine! Where's Edge when you need him?"
Girls:
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Bono:Well well, mister I've-got-three-hairs-on-me-chest-and-think-I'm-hot......let me show you something
Larry: mwuhahahaha....
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...drumroll again please. The final caption in the caption book!!!!! (at least I think so. Outlook is being a total beyotch at the moment but if my memory is correct, Cassandra told me this is the final caption...)
: What do you mean, you deflated my beach ball collection??? Have you no humanity in you, woman??? Larry put you up to this, didn't he?? He never did like the yellow one...
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: What do you mean, you deflated my beach ball collection??? Have you no humanity in you, woman??? Larry put you up to this, didn't he?? He never did like the yellow one...contributed by Moondancer
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Lemon Grrrrrl
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So that's it, grrrrrls (and guyyyyys). I need to go ice my wrists now. But it was fun!!!!!!!!!! Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. (Give the thread 5 stars if you laughed at even one cap, okay??? I need an ego stroke!!! )
Can't wait to start that 2nd book...
)Can't wait to start that 2nd book...
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Although I have to add this. It's funny about that final cap and Larry and yellow.
Back in Zootopia days - old Zoo style, when it was a greenish bluish color with a font that was actually legible to anyone over 20 years old, I did a series of U2 themed Mad Libs. We had the boys in all kinds of funky clothes, and sometimes without clothes. But my favorite one was someone who got Larry to wear a lemon yellow thong. I then proceeded to collect all of the types of clothes the boys wore, and made a U2 Mad Lib Fashion Show (in which one of the Zootops kidnapped Bono and took him to her basement in England, and we had to mount a rescue effort, and MiniBono went to Burger King for some reason...anyway) Anyway we had Larry strut his stuff in his lemon yellow thong on the catwalk at the U2 Mad Lib Fashion Show. And for some reason that last cap reminds me of that. Whenever I see the words "Larry" and "yellow" in the same sentence, or even near each other, I think of Larry in a lemon yellow thong. Hey, a grrrrrl can dream, right???
Oh yeah and we rescued Bono by stealing the big U2 heads from ZooTV era (had to check Bono's head in, because Bono's enormous ego came with it and it wouldn't fit on a seat in the plane - all the other members' heads fit fine in their seats) and confusing the gal that kidnapped Bono (I think her name was EvenBetter) by making her think he was running outside (when it was really one of the Zootops wearing the giant Bono head). Then we sprayed her down with silly string and trapped her and rescued our dear Bono.
Okay now I need to ice my wrists. Phew!
Back in Zootopia days - old Zoo style, when it was a greenish bluish color with a font that was actually legible to anyone over 20 years old, I did a series of U2 themed Mad Libs. We had the boys in all kinds of funky clothes, and sometimes without clothes
. But my favorite one was someone who got Larry to wear a lemon yellow thong. I then proceeded to collect all of the types of clothes the boys wore, and made a U2 Mad Lib Fashion Show (in which one of the Zootops kidnapped Bono and took him to her basement in England, and we had to mount a rescue effort, and MiniBono went to Burger King for some reason...anyway) Anyway we had Larry strut his stuff in his lemon yellow thong on the catwalk at the U2 Mad Lib Fashion Show. And for some reason that last cap reminds me of that. Whenever I see the words "Larry" and "yellow" in the same sentence, or even near each other, I think of Larry in a lemon yellow thong. Hey, a grrrrrl can dream, right??? Oh yeah and we rescued Bono by stealing the big U2 heads from ZooTV era (had to check Bono's head in, because Bono's enormous ego came with it and it wouldn't fit on a seat in the plane - all the other members' heads fit fine in their seats) and confusing the gal that kidnapped Bono (I think her name was EvenBetter) by making her think he was running outside (when it was really one of the Zootops wearing the giant Bono head). Then we sprayed her down with silly string and trapped her and rescued our dear Bono.
Okay now I need to ice my wrists. Phew!
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One more for doing all this. I 
at all of them.
for doing all this. I at all of them.Cassandra
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Major for Lemon Grrrrrl!
Actually there are a few more captions to be seen, but I need to get them to LG and she needs to recover and then there is homes and families and jobs and well...we're not promising anything, but maybe later on in the or next week for the rest of them.
While there are some mix up in sequence, photos and credit (my apologies to MrsDarcy and to MooMoo! because you didn't get the proper credit in the book), you basically have the book.
And now a bit of an explanation: Yes, I know that some of the captions are "corny" but as I was running out of time and materials, my only concern was to get as many PLEBAns involved. If I had only picked the most funny captions, then the book would have consisted of about a dozen or so people instead of more than 50.
Once again major props to to LG!
for Lemon Grrrrrl!Actually there are a few more captions to be seen, but I need to get them to LG and she needs to recover and then there is homes and families and jobs and well...we're not promising anything, but maybe later on in the or next week for the rest of them.
While there are some mix up in sequence, photos and credit (my apologies to MrsDarcy and to MooMoo! because you didn't get the proper credit in the book), you basically have the book.
And now a bit of an explanation: Yes, I know that some of the captions are "corny" but as I was running out of time and materials, my only concern was to get as many PLEBAns involved. If I had only picked the most funny captions, then the book would have consisted of about a dozen or so people instead of more than 50.
Once again major props to to LG!
Cassandra
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Lemon Grrrrrl said:Props to my sistah from another mistah Miringeltje for helping me find this pic!)
Just grabbing some ass between gigs.
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The actual Anton Corbijn photo is Bono holding on to the donkey, hence the caption "Just grabbing some ass between gigs".
Miringeltje
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Cassandra said:
At first I was like, I can NOT remember that there is another picture of Bono with the donkey.
But then it slowly came back to me.
And it took some online searching, but here it is:
Miringeltje
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Lemon Grrrrrl said:
Very high blunder score for me this week.
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^ 
Awww, Mi!! You know I was just messin' with ya hon!! We all have off days - weeks - months - sometimes years - it's all good. You're entitled to a brain fart every now and then.
Awww, Mi!! You know I was just messin' with ya hon!! We all have off days - weeks - months - sometimes years - it's all good. You're entitled to a brain fart every now and then.
Miringeltje
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Lemon Grrrrrl said:^
Of course, I knew that.
My "high blunder score" post was my attempt of being as funny and witty as you are.
But I failed miserably!
That's OK though.
Brain farts.
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^ Sweetie, I think you've surpassed me in the funny and witty department.
Do ya like my new autosig? I don't know why but Snapfish made Bono shorter than everyone else.
I really didn't mean to do that!!! 
P.S. You can now click on the picture to go directly to the caps site. I finally figured it out! I'm so proud.
P.P.S. Oh alright I'll add the full size versions here too. Because I know you'll ask... (Edge's, Bono's, and Larry's are a wee bit different but I think it's for the better when they're bigger.)
Do ya like my new autosig? I don't know why but Snapfish made Bono shorter than everyone else.
I really didn't mean to do that!!! P.S. You can now click on the picture to go directly to the caps site. I finally figured it out! I'm so proud.
P.P.S. Oh alright I'll add the full size versions here too.
Because I know you'll ask... (Edge's, Bono's, and Larry's are a wee bit different but I think it's for the better when they're bigger.)
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Miringeltje
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Lemon Grrrrrl said:^ Sweetie, I think you've surpassed me in the funny and witty department.
Do ya like my new autosig? I don't know why but Snapfish made Bono shorter than everyone else.
P.S. You can now click on the picture to go directly to the caps site. I finally figured it out! I'm so proud.
I beg to differ.
We're both nuts though.
Why on earth aren't we sleeping like we're supposed to?
Totally
the new sig. And
on the figuring out part.That's so FREAKING AWESOME that if you click on the picture, you'll go directly to the website!!
And too funny that Snapfish made Bono shorter than the rest.
Could they be on to something?
Although I can't seem to remember what exactly!
Allright, I'm really heading to my bed now.
Smilla
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(anyway he's taller than me..)
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