Here it is: The Caption Book Thread!

[youtooellen]

wow great captions

I couldn't stop laughing at them all.

 

[U2ElevatesMe415]

This was NOT what I meant with "One man caught on a barbed wire fence...!"

contributed by Merc

I love that one

 

[hay]

:adam (in hotel lobby): Wow. I don't believe it, The Edge.
: Yeah, how'd you get Bono to stay in his room and be quiet so we could chat?
: I showed him a chord sequence to a new song I'm working on that he'll never figure out.
: Okay - B flat, D, got that. A, C....H? What the heck is an H chord? Damn! Can't ask the others either, they'll never stop making fun of me if they know I don't know what an H chord is!

!!!
These are all great!!
I wonder if the guys have read it yet

 

[Meghan]

I'm actually a bit scared to hear what they'd have to say about it.... Probably the next time a reporter asks about crazed fans we'll get a mention.


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[Advah]

I'm actually a bit scared to hear what they'd have to say about it.... Probably the next time a reporter asks about crazed fans we'll get a mention.


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The worst is that I'd feel more proud than ashamed actually...

 

[*sofia*]

(writing): Dear Sir Paul McGuinness, Bono does a fantastic job - writes wonderful lyrics and is a great singer and and even greater guitarplayer! You really should pay him some more money for the job he's doing! Kind regards, Mr. The Edge

contributed by Merc

I this one!
Thank you EVERYONE and Cassandra, I love you

 

[Merc]

The worst is that I'd feel more proud than ashamed actually...

Same here...



And, thanks for all the nice comments on my captions!

 

[i_love_adam]

I'm glad the cream of the crop were selected! So, let me get this right, these caps were the ones compiled in the book right?

Hops there're more! Cap thread 5 is a rockin thread with maky hilarious captions!

As fans we can only hope they love and laugh at the caps as much as we have!

 

[Smilla]

(writing): Dear Sir Paul McGuinness, Bono does a fantastic job - writes wonderful lyrics and is a great singer and and even greater guitarplayer! You really should pay him some more money for the job he's doing! Kind regards, Mr. The Edge

contributed by Merc

This is definitely one of my favourites!
Thanks for including it! (oops my english)

The other one is of Larry in front of the graffiti.. with something like "Edge, Larry + Bono, 2015".... whoever it was by its great!
i hope that made it as well...

 

[Cassandra]

This is definitely one of my favourites!
Thanks for including it! (oops my english)

The other one is of Larry in front of the graffiti.. with something like "Edge, Larry + Bono, 2015".... whoever it was by its great!
i hope that made it as well...

Yes, that one made it.

T, I'm going to email you the persons who had 1-3 captions each, then work from there. Don't forget yourself too.

To everyone, thanks for the thanks. I really didn't do anything that any of you wouldn't have done.

 

[youtwohearts]

To everyone, thanks for the thanks. I really didn't do anything that any of you wouldn't have done. [/B]

None of us did that is why YOU deserve all the thanks. It was a great idea, and so funny.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Yes, that one made it.

T, I'm going to email you the persons who had 1-3 captions each, then work from there. Don't forget yourself too.

To everyone, thanks for the thanks. I really didn't do anything that any of you wouldn't have done.

Mine are up there, darlin' - I simply **forgot** to credit myself. So, the ones listed that don't have credit are mine, if anybody's interested.

I'm not sure if I should say anything to any of them if I'm lucky enough to meet them in Portland - they may run away from me! But I'm dying to know if they've perused through it or not.

 

[one4u2]

Are there more

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Are there more

Oh yeah. More to come!!!

 

[longingforBono]

That series of ones about the beach ball in Rome was a killer. Still laughing and can hardly type!

 

[arhitetka]

Lemon Grrrrrl, thanks for the update on u2captions. I haven't said it yet but you did a great job on that site!


so..judging by your sig Larry is our biggest fan

 

[AtomicBono]

I can almost see the headlines now: Guitar God Mr. The Edge invents a new chord, and calls it simply, "H". Just what the 'H' stands for is a mystery - Heaven? Hell? Hysterical? Holy?

The Holy Chord.

Oh nevermind me, I'm rambling. I'm giddy at the thought of The Edge seeing the H chord joke.

these are fantastic, great work girls!! I can't stop laughing wonder how the boys liked 'em?

 

[chickadee]

Ooh, did any of mine make it? I'm not bothered if they didn't, lol, cause let's face it I'm not really very funny. I just wondered.

 

[VicksSs]

W O W!! If the guys didn't like these, then I must say they're certainly hard to please!!! They are so amazing, congrats to everyone!!! You girls ARE creative

 

[Meghan]

Ooh, did any of mine make it? I'm not bothered if they didn't, lol, cause let's face it I'm not really very funny. I just wondered.

You damn well know your captions are hilarious Chickadee.

 

[chickadee]

You damn well know your captions are hilarious Chickadee.

Lmao. Well, I wouldn't agree. But even if they WERE, I've totally lost my ability these days.

 

[Cassandra]

Ooh, did any of mine make it? I'm not bothered if they didn't, lol, cause let's face it I'm not really very funny. I just wondered.

chickadee, several of yours make it. Do you want me to send descriptions to the bonoffee...email address?

 

[chickadee]

Oh, thanks Cassandra, yes please! Just outta curiosity, you understand.

 

[one4u2]

If any additional ones of mine made it can you post?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I should've had a V 8!

contributed by one4U2

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

What do you mean you thought I was adam?

contributed by one4U2

Sorry, one4U2, I had some technical difficulties getting these other two up censored: dial-up connection!!!!). But now they're here. IMO they were worth the wait.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

More to come next week. I have that lovely thing called work to do for the next few days. (And Cassandra I am receiving your emails - keep 'em coming!)

 

[U2ElevatesMe415]

I should've had a V 8!

contributed by one4U2

 

[GracelandHarley]

Lemon Grrrrrl, thanks for the update on u2captions. I haven't said it yet but you did a great job on that site!


so..judging by your sig Larry is our biggest fan

I keep meaning to mention... your avatar is

 

[one4u2]

What do you mean you thought I was adam?

contributed by one4U2

Sorry, one4U2, I had some technical difficulties getting these other two up censored: dial-up connection!!!!). But now they're here. IMO they were worth the wait.