GiantLemon's HOT DATE WITH MR HOT POCKETS

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Ive said it before, and I'll say it again:

Mona, this is your BEST YET!

I cannot WAIT for mine.
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*Does the "Gonna Get Some Edge Lovin" Dance*

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*Echo the Pimpstress* ... Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!

"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
LMAO!! This was GREAT!!! Thanks for my 'cameo'
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Does Edge have a 'lawn care service' that he runs in between tours? And doesn't Larry help him out, and they both go shirtless on those hot days?
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*runs to the Yellow Pages to get the number*

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry
 
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*bows*

Glad you enjoyed it!!!!
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P.S. I wish OUR lawn needed mowing...*raunch ranch*


*******EDGE'S DIRTY STORE ONE-LINERS****
EDGE: And if you come to our SHOP, I provide BEHIND THE COUNTER services

HOO-AH!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:
******PART 7********
not quite the scooby doo ending, but HEY

EDGE: Bono, those candies you put out on the table for us were delicious! I ate the whole bowl.

BONO:.....oh....you DID?

EDGE:! Yes.

LARRY: *comes into the house*

EDGE: I didn?t know whether you were supposed to just suck on them or--

LARRY *does a complete U turn and leaves the house*

BONO: Em.....I just put those out there for...kind of.....decoration......

EDGE:....what do you mean?

BONO: Well. They?re not MINE. They were Adam?s I think.

EDGE: .....Bono? What did you do?

BONO: Well remember how Adam ate all the food and we had to put out other things to substitute for the food? Well......

EDGE: Yes?

BONO: WELL.....

EDGE: This is my favorite part

BONO: Speaking of parts....

EDGE: They weren?t Good n Plenty, were they....
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BONO: Well, in a WAY......

EDGE: Get on with it.

BONO: *sigh* OK we put the secret Viagra stash out instead of candy, OK?

EDGE:......WTF kind of plot twist is THAT?

BONO: Well it allows for THIS!!!!!!!!!!! ----

*GRATUITOUS LOVE SCENE BETWEEN EDGE AND RACHEL*
O yeah -- That was ScottPhisto's idea
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SCOTTPHISTO: *glare*

Well I don't like to steal ppl's ideas. O wait....lol I think I plagierize myself. And I can't spell either.



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
The revised line-up (in order according to when I recieved the 2nd part--the completed survey)

1.MullenGirl (check)
2.GiantLemon
3.Echo
4.Madonna'sChild
5.ScottPhisto
6.WinterHalcyon
7.Scarlet Hawkmoon
8.Flavia
9.ShyGirl
10.Mrs. Edge
11. Disco

DEAR GOD!!!!!

You want a play? Email me: Monita02@hotmail.com

I'm gonna have to space these out more to make them even better. *inspiration*

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.


"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.
 
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