Gah!! Adam and Larry story...Warning:NC 17 lmao

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Alright, its time for me to weigh in on the topic; After all, I'm the pervert that started all this...*mumbles* Mona and her big mouth...


As some of you have asked: why would a woman fantasize about two guys getting it on (even if they are two hot musicians)? Well, why do men like to watch lesbians? You always hear about men fantasizing about two girls having a go at one another. You'd think they'd feel threatened by the fact that women have found a way to have sex that doesn't require men. But with lesbian situations, you have twice as many tits and twice as many vaginas. (Or at least one would hope.) So why wouldn't twice as many penises, twice as many well-developed biceps and pectorals and firm round buttocks be appealing?

An important aspect of this appropraition of male homoeroticism is, ironically, FEMALE sexuality. After all, its nearly always women that write the stuff. For these women, placing two men in a sexual situation allows them to enjoy a man in an eroitc fashion without their own sexuality being threatened. Those of you with happy healthy sex lives may not be able to relate to this, but many women view sex as a power play made against them by men. They're attracted to men but don't like the thought of one "violating" them. I don't mean to become the PLEBA shrink, here, but I think that just as some seriously psycho people are aroused by disturbing things like pedophilia or bestiality, people with lesser, minor psychological problems are turned on by "slightly" deviant goings-on.

Jealousy, I think, also plays a part. When you have a pair or group of men who are adored, as U2 are, a woman writing or reading erotica may not like the thought of some OTHER girl having their way with the man of their dreams. They may not be able to put themselves in this made-up (or not-so-made-up) girl's place. But for that man to be had by ANOTHER man whom the reader/writer knows of, approves of, and whom she may be attracted to as well, it induces less envy.

Man, I really need to write another script. Writing about this stuff is too much for me...


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bwah-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!

you found the story! it was I who posted the link. okay, so some of you liked it and some of you didn't. that's cool. obviously, if homosexuality bothers you, then you won't like slash. i have several gay friends, it doesn't gross me out. and i think it's an amusing exploration of the band's close relationship. we KNOW they are close, it takes a new spin on it. it's cute, romantic, and all in good fun.

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Originally posted by Echo:
So why wouldn't twice as many penises, twice as many well-developed biceps and pectorals and firm round buttocks be appealing?

*is scandalized* *goes off to think of Larry naked* *drools*

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*Larry reads poster*
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*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*
 
I'm not old fashioned, or homophobic in any sense, and I think it's ok with erotic gay-stories and all that. But I don't like the idea of U2 being put in these stories simply because they're very close friends and love each other as friends.
I just get an odd feeling of those stories over at fanfic.
 
*thinks for a long time about how to respond to this thread*

Well, ladies, it seems that people are tiring of the porn being posted here. I think that it might be time to return to the PLEBA of a couple of days ago with pics and innocent stories...

But before we abandon this completely, I'd like to stick my two cents in...

I agree with what Echo said in her post. A lot of this slash is women taking control of their sexuality and acting out some fantasies. And personally, though I'm a little sick of it now, I liked seeing the guys in these situations. I don't know what it is, but the stories seem to me to reveal closeness between the band members and a comfortable sexuality. To them there is no shame in showing affection for each other. Yes, I do know that the stories are not real, but to me it's nice to think of U2 being so comfortable with themselves that this doesn't seem to matter much.

And the stories are kind of sweet. I rather enjoyed some of them. I also enjoy the funny, innocent stories too.

*feels that she has said too much about her feelings and quickly runs to a less controversial thread*

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ECHO!!!!!! You sound smarter than Dr. Drew!!!!! (who looks like Adam...)

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Originally posted by WildHonee:
ECHO!!!!!! You sound smarter than Dr. Drew!!!!!

<-----spends a lot of time reading...various things...



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"Sting, you know I love you but you got a hell of a lot to learn about Rock n' Roll." -Bono

"Bono's stuck! I need something to poke him with! I can't get Bono out!!" - Mona

"Just because he's 40, bald and has five kids doesn't mean he's not adorable!"
- Me, before a LONG silence


Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure!

The Official PLEBA Glossary: Delicious AND Nutritious!

Go l? neach neamhshaolta do dhiosca crua. - May an alien being lick your hard disk.
 
Well ... erm .. that was certainly an interesting story to start off my morning.

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Can't say it turned me on(!) but it was really well written, especially compared with some of the other U2 stories up there!

Very Imaginative!
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