Autumn454
War Child
I would like to know how many of us there are that I can count on to never betray Bono by falling for another band member, specifically Larry. I am depressed and outraged to see some of you turning from the glory that is Bono. Repent, ye sinners! I am not talking about the original Larry girls, Larry should have his girls, all the guys should. I am talking about those who have pledged their live and allegiance to Bono and strayed from the flock. Resist the temptation, though you may walk through the valley of the shadow of Larry, fear not, Bono is with you, the most beautiful and admirable of all! Larry is a great drummer but he has nothing on Bono. Bono has the looks, the sex appeal, the charisma, the magnetism, the personality. I am dismayed at the amount to traitors and infidels! I hope there are plenty of us left, who pledge our undying devotion to Bono forever!
AMEN!
AMEN!