Elevation Elongation

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Discoteque:
I got 'em all here...or most of them anyway.
http://community.webshots.com/album/25202568twQLNDXfGy

If you have any more to add, let me know!

HOO-AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

I was reminded of this in another thread:

I beg your pardon?! My songs are pure literary...eh....well..
in other news --
*PARENTAL ADVISORY*
Don't let your young children read this. I blame my many hours of listening to 'loveline' and living on PLEBA.

*ahem*
"Cup"
to the tune of 'One'

Is it getting bigger
or does it look the same?
Will it make him easier on our eyes?
And does it have a name?
They say

One cup
One crotch
with PLEBA girls
you gotta watch.
One cup
We have to share him.
He'll leave the stage
if you don't care for it.

He won't disappoint you
just put bad thoughts in your mind.
You act like you've never seen one.
Yes, Bono's the best you'll find.
Well it's

two kids
one day
Then he has twenty more before I know.
A cup? Or the real thing.
We have to
get up on stage
get up on stage
Cup....

His hands keep going places
we all want to go
And these pictures cannot tell us
what we want to know

Did I say too much?
More than enough?
Are you just shocked
or did you lose your lunch?
I know
I'm not the only one
who likes
to think about it
day after day.

They say
oh, it's the real thing,
no cups involved.
But he needs protection
from alll our paws.
Suggestive noises
and then he leaves the stage.
And I can't keep wondering
bout what he's got
if it's just a cup.

One man
one cup
something
about him I want to know.
One cup
or the real thing
Bono!
Bono.
One cup
but maybe not.
We get to
wonder about it
wonder about it

Cup....

Cup....

*bow*



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
"Cup"
to the tune of 'One'

Is it getting bigger
or does it look the same?
Will it make him easier on our eyes?
And does it have a name?

This is a feckin' hilarious song.

A thought ... do any of the guys have pet names for their you know what?



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Gina Marie]

All credit to Echo and her collection of bootleg covers...um...as Mona would say-'vintage' Elevation?

Again, please correct me if I'm wrong.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[Lilly]

Hums..."And hardness...it sets in...you need some protection...the thinner the skin..."

Goodness, that made me feel dirty...

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Go lightly down your darkened way.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Lilly:
Hums..."And hardness...it sets in...you need some protection...the thinner the skin..."

Goodness, that made me feel dirty...

Just think....with THAT post, Bono and the boys could be somewhere planning a HOSEDOWN of their own...ooo


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

lol that's why Bono looks like he could take on the world in that pic....

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[elevatedmole]

Does anyone else find Acrobat's lyrics appropriate?


To take the cup
To fill it up..

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"Don't call me Shirley." - Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:
Does anyone else find Acrobat's lyrics appropriate?


To take the cup
To fill it up..

!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[hippy]

You all are too funny! Love you all!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Looks like something is going on in Edge?s pants.


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:

Looks like something is going on in Edge?s pants.

Well, how 'bout THIS one?

He certainly can, uh, keep up with Bono

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Well, how 'bout THIS one?

He certainly can, uh, keep up with Bono

Well, he is "the father of more children than Abraham" according to Bono.



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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Gina Marie]

Well, since I did post it in the original thread...look who else is, uh...

But he did wear those 'padded pants' after all.

So who knows if it's the 'real deal'.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

NEW IN THE BON JOVI MERCHANDISE STORE

BON JOVI PADDED PANTS

woo!!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Gina Marie]

Um... also in the original thread...and I don't believe for one second that he wore those 'padded' pants

-he's the real deal baby.

He can go for three and a half hours-I mean IN CONCERT, you dirty ladies.

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[JessicaAnn]

Gaaah! I knew the pics of Bruce and Bon Jovi would resurface here eventually.

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[elizabeth]

this is just downright ridiculous!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:

He can go for three and a half hours-I mean IN CONCERT, you dirty ladies.

*faint*



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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[JennyBean]

lol you guys!!
I'm glad this thread has come back!!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by elizabeth:

this is just downright ridiculous!

Don't you mean "recockulous" (see Echo's PLEBA distionary)


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by JennyBean:
lol you guys!!
I'm glad this thread has come back!!

Hi Jenny .. I am glad about this thread. It does keep "comping up" (just like Bono

).

I am from Milwaukee, WI. Where in Wisconsin are you from.

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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

 

[Gina Marie]

In homage to this thread, I will repost my Elevation 'remix' from months ago-if any of the new gals want to read it.

Elevation REMIX

Help, what's happenin' in my pants
I'll put you in a trance
Don't need ya' to elevate me here
From the corner of my eye
What's it that I spy
A camera is focused on me "there"

My "boys"
Makin' some loud noise
Not goin down, humiliation
Adam and I, we both try
But our willies we can't hide
Oh my, ELEVATION

These pants, I knew they were too tight
Now I have stage fright
Maybe I could borrow a sarong
Lord what can I do
My -----'s in full view
Askew, ELEVATION

Oh, I just need to get backstage
Got to get some air
Somethin's goin' on down there

Edgie baby please hide me
Those PLEBA chicks have spied me
They'll be postin' it on the Net
Jokes and songs they will make up
They'll say I wear a cup
It's up, ELEVATION

My God, right up here on stage
I'll be on the front page
Not goin down, humiliation
Adam and I, we both try
But our willies we can't hide
Oh my, ELEVATION

*Gina completely and utterly ashamed of herself*

*STILL ashamed of myself for writing this*

 

[JessicaAnn]

To the tune of ?A Sort of Homecoming?

And you know it?s getting hard
You can see it in my pants
Is it really me
Or is it just a cup

It?s happened once before
Just look at Red Rocks and you?ll see
I can?t contol
What happens in my pants

Oh Oh Oh ?
Just look at my pants

It is there
It is there
Tonight


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Jessica

"I turn slightly and catch Bono with half a Perrier bottle in his mouth. He's sucking the thing in such a manner it would put Madonna to shame!"

"I'm very secure with the fact that I'm not black. I'm white, pink and rosy. But I've got soul."
--Bono

?We make music you can have sex to.?
--Bono

"Girls boys listen me kiss love fun drink sick kiss cuddle sex swim sea rock and rub." (from the gates of Bono's house)

[This message has been edited by JessicaAnn (edited 12-13-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:

Don't you mean "recockulous" (see Echo's PLEBA distionary)

That's my word!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Gina Marie]

Uh, I think maybe...new pic from Otto -maybe not-what do you ladies think?

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If you are really good friends with The Edge, you can just call him The~ Adam

The right side of my brain is kinda redundant~ Larry

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
Uh, I think maybe...new pic from Otto -maybe not-what do you ladies think?

OMG.

I had a feeling I was out of control! interpantal, that is....


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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[hippy]

Originally posted by WildHonee:

I had a feeling I was out of control! interpantal, that is....

Interpantal...what a word!

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One love, one life...
Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Bono: I don't walk, I swagger! I sashayed once, but just once. It wasn't for me.

 

[Veranda]

Only 3 pages? We've got a long way to go girls to live up to the original!

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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by hippyactress:
Interpantal...what a word!

lol yes

You'll find the BEST words in PLEBA

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.