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Lol Julie and I were checking out U2 Mansion and discussing this...

Just HOW MANY kids does Mr. The Edge HAVE, anyway????????!!!!!!!!!!

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~*Mona*~
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Thirty-seven.

That's why he had to get that addition built on his house.


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THE SADNESS OF THE PATHETICNESS OF FRIDAY NIGHTIt was a loooooong play practice before this....we're insane in the membrane. This is me and Julie on IM. How pathetic...

Mona51060: I'm looking for his exct quote
"Wow, wow, wow," he said when accepting the award for Song of the Year. "It's been a great year. We finished our album...I had a little baby boy. There's also been some really great breakthroughs in science...disposable (cell phones), the three-blade razor and now the female Orgasmatron." (We don't get it either.)

The U2 guitarist usually leaves the speech-making to Bono.

"I don't know about you, but I'm blown away by the fact that The Edge talks. Did you know that The Edge talked?" Stewart joked

Mona51060: "Wow, wow. Em, well, on a personal level, this century has been going so well for us. Em, we finished our album. Em, I had a little baby boy a little while ago, em, the Jubilee 2000 work has been incredible, em, just everything's going great. There's been also some really great breakthroughs is science. Em, the disposable mobile phone has come through, the three blade razor, and now the female orgasmatron which....is great....Em, anyway, em, now this. So, listen thanks everybody it's, our record company have been incredible, our management incredible, our producers - amazing. Thank you."

Mona51060: lol I love Mr. The Edge "I have a terrible habit of finding really unimportant, trivial, manual things to do. I'll go mow the lawn, or find some piece of furniture that needs varnishing, or...paint the cat."

Mona51060: where ARE you?

MoonKattt: *cry* he has a BABY??? a CHILD??

Mona51060: lol YES

MoonKattt: WHEN???

MoonKattt: who is this -this -this... oh.
right. he's separated?

Mona51060: he has 3 daughters too

MoonKattt: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mona51060: and sons I think

MoonKattt: we're talking about EDGE, right??

Mona51060: wait lemmee check U2mansion

MoonKattt: FIVE children?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! where have I been??

Mona51060: Family: His three daughters Holly (born 1985), Arun (born 1986?) and Blue Angel (born 1989), from his marriage to Aislinn; and Sian (born Oct. 4th, 1997) and Levi, from his partnership with Morleigh.

Mona51060: and if he mentioned a baby boy being born recently...does that make 6?????? o my

MoonKattt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mona51060: Lemme start a thread about this

MoonKattt: WHY is this new news to me??

Mona51060: lol i dunno!

Mona51060: feck I can't find the prop list

MoonKattt: *whimper*

Mona51060: !!!!!!!! aaaaaaawwwwwwwww Jordan was born on Bono's bday!!!!! how cuuuuuute

MoonKattt: ONE of them is a mere year younger than us!

Mona51060: o my.....!

Mona51060: Larry has two kids, possibly more

MoonKattt: ????????????

MoonKattt: when are they doing this???

Mona51060: whenever they can!

MoonKattt: adam has how many? 15 chillins?

MoonKattt: *catholic*

Mona51060: no! I don't think he has any

Mona51060: lol! catholic we're so odd

MoonKattt: so how many does bono have?

Mona51060: feck it all to heck

Mona51060: 4

MoonKattt: only?

Mona51060: w/ Ali

MoonKattt: lol

Mona51060: possibly more w. me *cackles*
Where'd Sarah go?

MoonKattt: LOL

Mona51060: are you pulling out your hair over this?

Mona51060: Nobody's ever sure WHAT Adam's up to.

MoonKattt: lol

Mona51060: lol all their children put together (corrale) make up an entire new zip code

MoonKattt: noooooooooooo!

MoonKattt: 12? yipes!!!

Mona51060: AAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Mona51060: I've done worse...

Mona51060: no wait I haven't....

MoonKattt: ?????????????????

Mona51060: Rapmaster had only 2

Mona51060: 1.5 really

MoonKattt: lol, let's HOPE not!

Mona51060: lol soulmate has none

Mona51060: *smells food*

MoonKattt: careful not to snort it

Mona51060: send the flood send the flu
anything that you can do to little girls

MoonKattt: cripe

Mona51060: lol Edge paints his cat

Mona51060: crepe

Mona51060: lol is it hot in here....or is it just ME

Mona51060: *swipe*

MoonKattt: SB~ en telefono con poulin, methinks

Mona51060: I have Lemon in my head

Mona51060: only it's 'leather' instead of 'lemon'

Mona51060: I'm pathetic

Mona51060: Do you think Edge even knows how many kids he has?

MoonKattt: maybe he'll forget about them and come to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mona51060: Maybe it's a "King and I" kinda thing. Or on that Simpsons episode with the pretzel thing, and Cletus had coupons! And he called out to all his kids?!

Mona51060: lol

MoonKattt: lol!

Mona51060: Clem? Sue? Bobby? Ethel? lol I dunno

Mona51060: did you read my thing in Echo's kitchen thing?

Mona51060: thing thing thing

MoonKattt: you're insane.

Mona51060: lol STOP plotting
kidnapping....down, girl...dowwwwnnn....

MoonKattt: *olives*

Mona51060: lol leave my olives out of this!

MoonKattt: lol!!

Mona51060: I like *olives* as an action!

MoonKattt: i'm not planning kidnapping!!!!

Mona51060: *lust* *scurry* *olive*

Mona51060: liar

Mona51060: liar liar kilt on fire!

MoonKattt: i'm planning EDGE~napping

MoonKattt: lol! napping w/ edge

Mona51060: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol how sad is that?
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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
lol! play practice really takes all sense outta ya!



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"A man dreams one day to fly
A man takes a rocket ship to the skies
He lives on a star that's dying in the night
And follows in the trail, the scatter of the light"
 
Mona... that's hillarious. If you don't mind telling me, is that screenname on AIM?

Just wonderin... cuz if it is, I was wonderin if you'd mind if I IM'd you sometime...
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I think it'd be a blast.

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Edge has three teenage daughters by his first wife Aislinn, Hollie, Arun and Blue Angel. (Yes, Blue Angel) He also has a 4 year old daughter, Sian, by Morliegh, and finally a son, Levi, who is two.

I was thinking- Edge's son Levi and Bono's son Eli are the same age, add to that Larry's boy Elvis who is 5 and Bono's John and we have the possible makings of a second generation U2 some day!
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It's hard to believe that Edge has three teenage daughters! Can you imagine a boy coming to the house to pick up one of his daughters????

DATE: "Ummm..Hi" "I'm here to pick up Hollie for our date?"

EDGE: "Hello, do you want to come and see this new project I'm working on?" EDGE then begins to explain to the poor guy every aspect of his new invention...

HOLLIE: " Da! Can I have my date back ...PLEASE!"
 
Originally posted by Shygirl:
It's hard to believe that Edge has three teenage daughters! Can you imagine a boy coming to the house to pick up one of his daughters????

DATE: "Ummm..Hi" "I'm here to pick up Hollie for our date?"

EDGE: "Hello, do you want to come and see this new project I'm working on?" EDGE then begins to explain to the poor guy every aspect of his new invention...

HOLLIE: " Da! Can I have my date back ...PLEASE!"


LOL! That is funny!
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I heard a story Paul McCartney told about when his daughters started dating. He said he told the girls never to tell the boy that he was their Dad or they might like her just for that reason, so they never did. THEN- when the boy shows up, and it's time to meet Dad- here comes Paul McCartney! He said he LOVED the looks on the guys' faces and the way they acted when they found out it was him! That must have been hilarious!
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Originally posted by U2Kitten:
LOL! That is funny!
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I heard a story Paul McCartney told about when his daughters started dating. He said he told the girls never to tell the boy that he was their Dad or they might like her just for that reason, so they never did. THEN- when the boy shows up, and it's time to meet Dad- here comes Paul McCartney! He said he LOVED the looks on the guys' faces and the way they acted when they found out it was him! That must have been hilarious!
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OMG! That must have been hilarious!

I heard a story about Holly being chatted up by a U2 fan at a party - which was going well until someone told her the guy was a total U2 fanatic! Apparently Edge picks her up from parties - can you imagine!!
 
Originally posted by Bonavoix:
Mona... that's hillarious. If you don't mind telling me, is that screenname on AIM?

Just wonderin... cuz if it is, I was wonderin if you'd mind if I IM'd you sometime...
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I think it'd be a blast.
Yup, that's on AIM.
<---has no life, so feel free to IM me whenever.
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P.S. Julie and the PLEBA yougins and I should go and have a sleep-over with Edge's daughters

IT'S AMERICAN BEAUTY ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!
(this is only a simulation, not stimulation)

Kevin Spacey is played by Edge: So...Mona...

MONA: Have you been working out, Mr. Edge?

Mr.EDGE: Why....yes...

CRAZED NEIGHBOR MAN: *smooches MR.EDGE*

MONA: Say, how's about a little rugby? Your daughter's on crack anyway, AND her boyfriend is a delinquint!

MR.EDGE: Well....My wife is a nut, so...OK. Here, drink this. It's...lemonade...

MONA: OK!

MR.EDGE: I'm so glad that you're a whore! Now I can rape you. *bluuuuuusssssshhhhhhh*

MONA: I'm not a whore!

MR.EDGE: You're NOT? Oh....good. I don't want to TOUCH you, then. *bluuuuuuusssshhhhh* Here's your camo hat back...boy am I happy with my life!

MONA: I'm hungry. Let's have sammiches.

BONO: *in chef hat* Larry! We're gonna need some MEAT for the sammiches! Where is this story going?

lol that movie traumatized me!
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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
P.S. Julie and the PLEBA yougins and I should go and have a sleep-over with Edge's daughters

LOL I am up for that.
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BTW, does anyone care if I IM them? My AIM name is PainfulBread -- yes, I know, I need a U2 one don't I?
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Originally posted by elevatedmole:
LOL I am up for that.
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BTW, does anyone care if I IM them? My AIM name is PainfulBread -- yes, I know, I need a U2 one don't I?
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Sure, you can IM me: Sweetheart81522 (not U2 either...)



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a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
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One love


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Originally posted by elevatedmole:
LOL I am up for that.
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BTW, does anyone care if I IM them? My AIM name is PainfulBread -- yes, I know, I need a U2 one don't I?
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lol PAINful BREAD?!!!!! BBBBBBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAA!!

I changed my IM to this one recently, and my friend Katie was like "I hate when you want one name and they make you put stupid numbers at the end"

MONA: Oh...yes...stupid numbers...of course...*heheh* Please don't let her know 5-10-60 is Bono's bday heheh *plot* Oh how sad is my life...


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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
LOL It's supposed to be funny, Mona.
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At least you aren't calling me a man, because whenever people see that name they think I'm a man -- and today I went into the Interference chat under the name Ari and they thought I was a man that time, too! Aghhhh..

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it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else
 
Originally posted by WildHonee:

MONA: Oh...yes...stupid numbers...of course...*heheh* Please don't let her know 5-10-60 is Bono's bday heheh *plot* Oh how sad is my life...


That's not sad, that's sweet, but I hate how I have to explain the numbers of my IM name to every single person I talk to....



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~?~*~?~ Katie ~?~*~?~
a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
One hope
One love


roxyangel22@hotmail.com
 
Originally posted by wildhoney22:
That's not sad, that's sweet, but I hate how I have to explain the numbers of my IM name to every single person I talk to....
Bono is indeed an internet slut...
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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes
97% compatible with Bono

Love me, Give me Soul

Magic Magic Magic Joe Houdini
 
Ok, Mona... I added you to my buddy list... so if you get an IM from LadyHeartland, that's me.
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"My God, he's a genius! I feel like Salieri..." -Mr. Wick, "The Drew Carey Show."

"People of Sarajevo, count your blessings. There are people all over the world who have food, heat and security, but they're not on TV like you are..." -Mr. MacPhisto.

All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.
 
Ok, everyone, my AIM is:

Sweetheart81522

So if y'all ever wanna say hi or whatever, you can....

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~?~*~?~ Katie ~?~*~?~
a little girl with Irish eyes...

We'll shine like stars in the summer night
We'll shine like stars in the winter night
One heart
One hope
One love


roxyangel22@hotmail.com
 
Originally posted by Shygirl:
It's hard to believe that Edge has three teenage daughters! Can you imagine a boy coming to the house to pick up one of his daughters????

DATE: "Ummm..Hi" "I'm here to pick up Hollie for our date?"

EDGE: "Hello, do you want to come and see this new project I'm working on?" EDGE then begins to explain to the poor guy every aspect of his new invention...

HOLLIE: " Da! Can I have my date back ...PLEASE!"


LOL..
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