EDGE IS the mystery of the universe

[WildHonee]

*Don't tell Bono*
*Or hot hot hot SmoothCriminal LarryMullen Jr.*

I've commented on this several times the past couple weeks.

I don't know WHAT the heck it is, but I keep finding myself growing more and more attracted to Edgey.

GEEEEEEZZZZZ......

What IS it about that guy? I don't understand why I'm suddenly in love with him.

Shed some light on this, EdgeLovers! Help me out! (OH COME ON baby baby baby light myyy way...)

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~*Mona*~
"I know there are groups at the top of the charts that are hailed as the saviors of rock 'n' roll and all that, but they are amateurs. They don't know where the music comes from." ~Bob Dylan~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

**GOD BLESS AMERICA**

 

[Bonavoix]

Mona, I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. For some reason Edge has been trying to seduce me too. I've been having similar symptoms. Wonder what it could be?

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"From an artist's point of view, failure is where you get your best material." -Bono

My feeble attempt at a website:
Rattle And Hum

 

[WildHonee]

I think BonoChick put a curse on me to get my hands off Bono.

symptoms:
1. reading Edge-related threads I never used to

2. sudden interest in his marital status

3. likes his clothing

4. *urge* to look for Edgey pics

IS IT CONTAGIOUS? I'm sorry if I infected anyone!

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~*Mona*~
"I know there are groups at the top of the charts that are hailed as the saviors of rock 'n' roll and all that, but they are amateurs. They don't know where the music comes from." ~Bob Dylan~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

**GOD BLESS AMERICA**

 

[Mrs. Edge]

Bwahahahahaha!!!!

You're finally discovering what I discovered all those many years ago.

You see, it sneaks up on you. I too was a total Bono maniac. Bono and Larry you see, gorgeous as they are, are the most obvious to fall for. Edge is an acquired taste, and once you've fallen, there's no going back!!

It happened to me that one fine day when I was 16...I was watching the streets video and suddenly I noticed the way he moved his body while he played. So subtle, but it was the SEXIEST thing I had EVER SEEN!!!

I couldn't understand it either, but eventually you stop wondering and just stare into the eyes.

Next you're going to be singing all the Edge parts of the songs (all the Yeeaaaaahs in NYD, etc.) and drooling over the Rattle & Hum crotch shot in Bad

Anytime any fellow Edge lovers would like to commiserate with me, I'm all ears!

And now, back to my Bono story. But the story after this one is an Edge story! Woohoooo!!!!!!

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"So...you write smut." Mrs. Edge's father-in-law

[This message has been edited by Mrs. Edge (edited 09-17-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

1. lol at your sig Mrs. Edge!

2. Can I have dinner at your house?

MrEdge: So...postmodern poetry is like....

Mona: *stare*

MrsEdge: Mona are you ok?

Mona: Yes the lemon pie is wonderful...

MrEdge: There's a fly in your soup!!

Mona: *stare*

MrsEdge: Mona have you had all your shots?

Mona: Uh huh...what?

MrsEdge: You're foaming at the mouth! Wh--
stop looking at my husband like that!

Mona: *drool* Pass the Edge's pie...eh...sheperd's pie...mmm Edge potatoes. I MEAN mint potatoes...

MrEdge: so which number do you like better? 34 or 12?

Bono: *elsewhere crying* MONNAAAAAA.....!
*sob*

Larry: *%$#....

Adam: *says nothing. he's cardboard*


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~*Mona*~
"I know there are groups at the top of the charts that are hailed as the saviors of rock 'n' roll and all that, but they are amateurs. They don't know where the music comes from." ~Bob Dylan~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

**GOD BLESS AMERICA**

 

[sparkys girl]

I've gone thru this before too! There is something special about Edgie, he is my second favorite U2er.

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You wanker, you interrupted my BOOMCHA!!!! - Maria

"She is the dreamer, she's imagination..."


*+*MaRiA*+*

 

[scatteroflight]

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:

I totally love this picture.

There's something about the eyes, they're very intense and also they're green...

Overall I still find Bono more attractive physically (sorry Edge girls) but I love, love, love Edge's personality. He's got that calm quirkiness. It's great. And yes, he is quite mysterious. And though Bono still has me somewhat in thrall Edge is extremely attractive physically too. I still wish he would shave his goatee and mustache. At least to see what he looks like now. Do it, Edge, you can let it grow back really soon if it's that traumatic!!

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I'm in the waiting room
I can't see for the smoke
I think of you and your holy book
When the rest of us choke

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Mrs. Edge--you are so true. By the way...I love your sig!!! But it's good smut!

Yep, Edge has been creeping into my sub-conscious during the past year. Larry is starting to gain some competition. And yes...I've been singing all the Edge parts in songs...god help me!

And Mrs. Edge, right on again, the way he moves when he plays, is just, um, wow. Yeah, anyway, you just need to watch him in the PopMart video at the end of Until the End of the World!! Holy shit!! Love it!

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Keep on Rockin' in the Free World

 

[Discoteque]

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*Ahem* Edge.

I think I've made my point.

Disco...not feeling overly verbal tonight

 

[mocool12]

LMAO guys!! Yes!! I love Edge! Mrs. Edge, you were so right in all your remarks.
Except I think the video that
did it for me was WOWY. Just the
way he moved his hips and did those
pelvic thrusts...ok ok I'm sorry...
I just need a second...hoo,ah ok.
Love my Edge,
love him all day long!
Love my Edge while I sing this song!
I totally ripped that off from Adam Sandler.
But who cares! EDGE PICS!!!!

YAH EDGE! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM?!


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In the stillness of the evening
When the sun has had its day
I heard your voice whispering
Come away now

[This message has been edited by mocool12 (edited 09-17-2001).]

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Ooh, yeah, I how could I have forgotten the WOWY video?? And again in the PopMart video, the way he moves with his guitar during HM, TM, KM, KM!!!!!

Good stuff right there!

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Keep on Rockin' in the Free World

 

[Bonovation]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
1. lol at your sig Mrs. Edge!

2. Can I have dinner at your house?

MrEdge: So...postmodern poetry is like....

Mona: *stare*

MrsEdge: Mona are you ok?

Mona: Yes the lemon pie is wonderful...

MrEdge: There's a fly in your soup!!

Mona: *stare*

MrsEdge: Mona have you had all your shots?

Mona: Uh huh...what?

MrsEdge: You're foaming at the mouth! Wh--
stop looking at my husband like that!

Mona: *drool* Pass the Edge's pie...eh...sheperd's pie...mmm Edge potatoes. I MEAN mint potatoes...

MrEdge: so which number do you like better? 34 or 12?

Bono: *elsewhere crying* MONNAAAAAA.....!
*sob*

Larry: *%$#....

Adam: *says nothing. he's cardboard*

*leads Bono away by the hand to a secret location*

Well...as Mona's now an Edg-ette, Me and Bono can finally be alone

 

[MissZooropa]

Originally posted by Bonovation:
*leads Bono away by the hand to a secret location*

Well...as Mona's now an Edg-ette, Me and Bono can finally be alone

Ehh?? Alone??? *hmrpf*

Bono is MINE!!!! Or you can take Bono and I runs of with Little Bono and since the big Bono always follows the little one I will have them both.... sorry, Bonovation, he can't help it....

Bonolicious Bonobabe #1

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"U2 on it?s own is a very interesting group and all. But U2 with it?s audience is a culture" - Bono

"Miami, New Orleans, London, Belfast and Stockholm, YEAH! " ~ Bono in Stay, Sthlm 9th july 2001

 

[Giant Lemon]

Originally posted by Mrs. Edge:

And now, back to my Bono story. But the story after this one is an Edge story! Woohoooo!!!!!!

Next is an Edge story?!? *crosses fingers*

I have to add to the Edge love now! Everyone here must fall under his spell!

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"We miss our lemon, I'd just like to say that." - Bono 5/9/01

 

[Bonovation]

Originally posted by MissZooropa:
Ehh?? Alone??? *hmrpf*

Bono is MINE!!!! Or you can take Bono and I runs of with Little Bono and since the big Bono always follows the little one I will have them both.... sorry, Bonovation, he can't help it....

Bonolicious Bonobabe #1

Curses!!!...how could I have forgotten about the MissZooropa threat....hmmm

I'll just have to make sure he's wearing his extra-strong protection cup while we running to our secret location so you can't get your hands on little bono.

ha!

 

[Gina Marie]

*b--ch slaps Mona*

*hands off my man*

*you're jail bait for him sweetie*

*tosses Bono Mona's way so she can have more Edge*

*dons teacher outfit once again and runs to blackboard*

The Many Lovely Qualities Of The Guitar God Himself...

He's so darn SEXY-ok, that's a given.

He's so humble and sweet-and he even has CUTE FEET!!

Oh, that ACCENT!!!

The way he plays that guitar-makes me SWEAT!!

He's a GENIUS!!

He's so cuddly and adorable I just wanna...

OK, I must go cool off now.

 

[Bonovation]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
*b--ch slaps Mona*

*hands off my man*

*you're jail bait for him sweetie*

*tosses Bono Mona's way so she can have more Edge*

*dons teacher outfit once again and runs to blackboard*

The Many Lovely Qualities Of The Guitar God Himself...

He's so darn SEXY-ok, that's a given.

He's so humble and sweet-and he even has CUTE FEET!!

Oh, that ACCENT!!!

The way he plays that guitar-makes me SWEAT!!

He's a GENIUS!!

He's so cuddly and adorable I just wanna...

OK, I must go cool off now.

excuse me gina

, but some of us are looking to have some fun with Bono while Mona is distracted.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Gina Marie:
*b--ch slaps Mona*

*hands off my man*

*you're jail bait for him sweetie*

*tosses Bono Mona's way so she can have more Edge*

*dons teacher outfit once again and runs to blackboard*

The Many Lovely Qualities Of The Guitar God Himself...

He's so darn SEXY-ok, that's a given.

He's so humble and sweet-and he even has CUTE FEET!!

Oh, that ACCENT!!!

The way he plays that guitar-makes me SWEAT!!

He's a GENIUS!!

He's so cuddly and adorable I just wanna...

OK, I must go cool off now.

lol! hey...

OK here we go

1. With Edge it's not even much of a physical thing like with

hot hot hot SmoothCriminal LarryMullenJr

or with

Exceptionally LongSleeved Bonito hot tamale
BonoBaby

I mean no offense...but I don't find Edge as attractive as them. That's why I'm confounded

2. *sigh* Postmodern poetry makes me think of Edge...

3. Has anyone seen Bonovation?

I left Bono on the sofa for a minute and came to Pleba to see Edge. I went back and Bono was gone. I checked Bonovation's room but she wasn't there.

I will PAY someone 3 pics and a fruit rollup (any flavor) for the safe return of my BonoBaby. I'm starting to worry about him.

P.S. If anyone has free time, wanna write some college essays for me? *hinthint*

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~*Mona*~
"I know there are groups at the top of the charts that are hailed as the saviors of rock 'n' roll and all that, but they are amateurs. They don't know where the music comes from." ~Bob Dylan~

"What you don't have, you don't need it now. What you don't know, you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

**GOD BLESS AMERICA**

 

[Bonovation]

Have no fear Mona...Bono's perfectly "safe" with me. I'll let you have him back when I'm done...hehehe!!!!

Bono, wave to Mona, *Bono waves*

what's that b-man....you even don't like fruit rollups???...me neither

Now...Bono...where were we........

[This message has been edited by Bonovation (edited 09-18-2001).]

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


Adam: *says nothing. he's cardboard*

LMFAO

yes, it's a decoy.

The real thing is w/ me

See, cardboard Adam. Edgie is a co-conspiritor. (I gave him Mrs. Edge's tele # in exchange for his bass player)


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"Today we're going to do something healthy," Adam announces in his curiously posh drawl, unfolding his deckchair and removing his T-shirt.
"We're going to watch other people exercise."

*shake it shake it shake it tamale*
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