Echo
War Child
*Echo (not to be outdone) enters the supermarket pushing a grocery cart, followed by Bono, Larry, and Animatronic Edge.*
ECHO: Okay, guys, let's try and be on our best behavior, okay? You know I'm not allowed in any Wal-Mart in the country because of you.
LARRY: Why do I have to carry Cardboard Adam?
ECHO: Because Bono always leaves him in the freezer aisle.
BONO: Hey! Edge can't have his kitten in the store!
ECHO: Edge, hide your kitten in your jacket.
*Edge opens his jacket and a bunch of buttons fall out.*
LARRY: Edge! Have you been stealing my buttons?!
ECHO: That's peculiar, I didn't program him to steal buttons...Wait a minute...Where's my...Bono! You give that remote back!
BONO: Hee hee! (Runs off with Edge's remote control)
LARRY: Don't worry, he won't get far....the automatic doors frighten him, for some reason.
*Edge looks inquisitively at Echo*
ECHO: What's up? Oh, right, kitten chow...it's in Aisle Four. (Edge leaves) Alright, lets see now, bagels, english muffins...and where DID Bono go, anyway?
*Bono wanders into the produce aisle.*
BONO: Ooo, lemons. (Pulls one out of the middle of the pile and they all fall down)
*Echo looks in the direction of the crashing noise.*
ECHO: Bono!
BONO: Wasn't me.
ECHO: Get back here!
BONO: I want some candy.
ECHO: We have candy at home. Help me out and go get a carton of milk. Oh, and we need eggs.
*Edge returns with both hands full.*
ECHO: Did you get the kitten chow, Edge? And what else did you find? (Edge holds up a bottle of chocolate sauce) But Edge, you can't eat that. (Edge raises his eyebrows and grins) Oh. Ohhh... Heh heh...Edge I swear you're gonna make me hypoglycemic....Now while we're in this aisle, I wanted to get some tamales...
*Bono leaps into the cart with Cardboard Adam.*
ECHO: Oh, geez, Bono you just crushed all the eggs! Go get another dozen...and clean the yolk off Adam! He'll get all warped and smell like sulfur...
*Echo leaves to retrieve some Hamburger Helper. Upon her return to the cart she is taken aback.*
ECHO: Hey! Where did all these bottles of chardonnay come from!? And what's this...truffles?!
MACPHISTO: Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, Miss. I thought this was my cart.
*MacPhisto takes the wine and truffles and swaggers off.*
ECHO: Alright I think we've got everything...
BONO: I want candy.
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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"Never argue with someone who buys ink by the gallon." -Tommy Lasorda
"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165
ECHO: Okay, guys, let's try and be on our best behavior, okay? You know I'm not allowed in any Wal-Mart in the country because of you.
LARRY: Why do I have to carry Cardboard Adam?
ECHO: Because Bono always leaves him in the freezer aisle.
BONO: Hey! Edge can't have his kitten in the store!
ECHO: Edge, hide your kitten in your jacket.
*Edge opens his jacket and a bunch of buttons fall out.*
LARRY: Edge! Have you been stealing my buttons?!
ECHO: That's peculiar, I didn't program him to steal buttons...Wait a minute...Where's my...Bono! You give that remote back!
BONO: Hee hee! (Runs off with Edge's remote control)
LARRY: Don't worry, he won't get far....the automatic doors frighten him, for some reason.
*Edge looks inquisitively at Echo*
ECHO: What's up? Oh, right, kitten chow...it's in Aisle Four. (Edge leaves) Alright, lets see now, bagels, english muffins...and where DID Bono go, anyway?
*Bono wanders into the produce aisle.*
BONO: Ooo, lemons. (Pulls one out of the middle of the pile and they all fall down)
*Echo looks in the direction of the crashing noise.*
ECHO: Bono!
BONO: Wasn't me.
ECHO: Get back here!
BONO: I want some candy.
ECHO: We have candy at home. Help me out and go get a carton of milk. Oh, and we need eggs.
*Edge returns with both hands full.*
ECHO: Did you get the kitten chow, Edge? And what else did you find? (Edge holds up a bottle of chocolate sauce) But Edge, you can't eat that. (Edge raises his eyebrows and grins) Oh. Ohhh... Heh heh...Edge I swear you're gonna make me hypoglycemic....Now while we're in this aisle, I wanted to get some tamales...
*Bono leaps into the cart with Cardboard Adam.*
ECHO: Oh, geez, Bono you just crushed all the eggs! Go get another dozen...and clean the yolk off Adam! He'll get all warped and smell like sulfur...
*Echo leaves to retrieve some Hamburger Helper. Upon her return to the cart she is taken aback.*
ECHO: Hey! Where did all these bottles of chardonnay come from!? And what's this...truffles?!
MACPHISTO: Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, Miss. I thought this was my cart.
*MacPhisto takes the wine and truffles and swaggers off.*
ECHO: Alright I think we've got everything...
BONO: I want candy.
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*Echo* The Proud Owner of Animatronic Edge!
"Never argue with someone who buys ink by the gallon." -Tommy Lasorda
"Are you implying that I'm an internet slut?" -Bono
Bono-Man! An Epic Superhero Adventure http://www.geocities.com/bonogoestovegas
The Official PLEBA Glossary: Replacing Crippling Confusion With Mere Disorientation!
http://www.vodkatea.com/g/glossary.asp?gid=165