D'you s'pose Ali Hewson ever stands...

[martha]

at the kitchen sink holding a wet sponge in one hand and trying to get pieces of that same sponge out from under the fingernails of the other hand?







No. I don't think so either.

 

[Bonochick]

Where did that come from??

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[arw]

 

[Bonochick]

Good...I'm not the only one who doesn't get this!

Care to elaborate, martha?

 

[Kariann]

Maybe...maybe not.

 

[carey02]

I don't even understand it.

 

[adamswildhoney]

*waits for martha to elaborate!!!

 

[SpanishEyes21]

Im also curious.

 

[bonosloveslave]

How do you get sponge under your nails?

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[madonna's child]

lol, long day, Martha? Fed up with the day to day things?

 

[martha]

lol, long day, Martha? Fed up with the day to day things?

Yeah. Suddenly one of our kitchen sponges is brown on one side. It's gross. I noticed it while I was doing the dishes. I got to thinking about how rich women live.



Sorry.

 

[Liesje]

How do you get sponge under your nails?

You watch four kids all summer long who spill everything and clean up nothing.....this reminds me, I need to clip my fingernails....

 

[Diane L]

Martha, you so rule!

Seriously, her hands look so lovely in pictures I've seen--if she DOES do dishes, she probably puts on rubber gloves so she won't wreck her manicure!

Diane

*who wishes she had Ali's life, for obvious reasons *

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I wouldn't be surprised if she does wash dishes

Bono washing dishes-now that's something I'd love to see

 

[martha]

Bono washing dishes-now that's something I'd love to see

In a little white apron...



In 501s...

 

[bono Q]

In a little white apron...



In 501s...

bono doing the dishes bahahahahaha

 

[FallingStar]

bono: *standing i the kitchen, wearing rubber gloves* Honey, I don't want to finish this all, we have four little pigs in the house..they can also do it themse----

ali: *reads a mag* No.

bono: but....they can at least HELP me, I'm a rock star, I shouldn't be doing the washing up. And---

ali: Stop this bononess, baby. Go on. *crosses legs*

bono: But at least a dishwasher, come on! Please, darling. *does his Fly grin*

ali: *puts down mag* Baby, the longer you complain the longer you have to be in the kitchen the less you can watch the Teletubbies.

bono: *hurries*

ali: *smiles, leans back, goes on reading*

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

ali: *puts down mag* Baby, the longer you complain the longer you have to be in the kitchen the less you can watch the Teletubbies.
bono: *hurries*

Yes, in 501's and a lil white apron (no shirt ) sounds NICE

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Bono washing dishes-now that's something I'd love to see

-yeah, that'd be interesting.

Originally posted by FallingStar
ali: *puts down mag* Baby, the longer you complain the longer you have to be in the kitchen the less you can watch the Teletubbies.

bono: *hurries*

!!!!!!!!! *Falls on floor laughing*

That's priceless!

this whole thread-you girls crack me up.

Angea

 

[carey02]

I've read articles about Ali on the Internet and she's talked about how Bono used to cook all the time when he was home and she would do the cleaning up. But since she gave up meat, he stopped cooking and she mentioned she was doing both. Cooking and cleaning.

 

[sue4u2]

Co-workers are wondering if I've lost it completely and if not what the hell am I laughing at. Thank's for keeping me amused during this last hour.
You guys really are too much.

 

[Mr_LeMon]

thats women job

 

[verte76]

LMAO at this thread!!!!

 

[martha]

I've read articles about Ali on the Internet and she's talked about how Bono used to cook all the time when he was home and she would do the cleaning up. But since she gave up meat, he stopped cooking and she mentioned she was doing both. Cooking and cleaning.

Which means that when The Man and I double date with Bono and Ali, the two of them can toddle off and eat veg, whilst Bono cooks me a steak.

I'll clean up after that.

Yes indeedy-doo.

Yep.

Fo' sure.

Uh-huh.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

, martha! .

I've read articles about Ali on the Internet and she's talked about how Bono used to cook all the time when he was home and she would do the cleaning up. But since she gave up meat, he stopped cooking and she mentioned she was doing both. Cooking and cleaning.

She gave up meat?

I wonder how good a cook Bono was?

Angela

 

[carey02]

She gave up meat?

I wonder how good a cook Bono was?

Angela

She mentioned that he used to be really good at making something with pork. That's pretty much it.

 

[Sherry Darling]

She mentioned that he used to be really good at making something with pork. That's pretty much it.

You guys don't think she meant cooking, do you?


SD

 

[martha]

You guys don't think she meant cooking, do you?


SD

You are so bad!!!