Don't You Think That ZooTV Would Have Been More Aptly Named as...?

[cujo]

Well folks, remember ZooTV? The latest and greatest in drum feats, heart beats, and moob meats?



ZooTV, more like The Moob Tube. Just check out the real star of the show in his full electric glory...

Now with that in mind, that tour should have been less techno sullen and more larry mullen... So what'll it be? What moniker should be given to the tour formerly known as ZooTV?

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I you cujo, I'd marry you if you weren't a dirty canadian.

zoo moobs

sexcellent

hehe

 

[cujo]

Oh Larry, is that a milk moustache, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[a-mole]

I hav eno idea what you are trying to say cujo
it is very early morning here (10:33 am - and I just got up ) mY ability to understand proper english and make sense of things hasn't fully awaken yet

but I do lie the poll though

ZooTv

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Larry doesn't like Canadians, he told me so

 

[FallingStar]

of course the beating option of these four.........

 

[adamswildhoney]

Oh Larry, is that a milk moustache, or are you just happy to see me?

cujo!!!!

 

[cujo]

Alright, who's the smartass who wants to beat me with a stick?



Moob Tube doesn't suit your fancy? Oh where's a Larry girl when you need her...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Cujo you male whore.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

In case you haven't seen his pic, this is cujo. I would have posted another one, but he was showing too much skin...

 

[cujo]

It is I.

cujo.

Bask in my manliness and cry "Moob over Larry, Cujo's the Real Deal and his chest is the only chest that makes me squeal"...

vogue.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oooh cujo, your manly hair and moobs are to die for

 

[cujo]

Oh those combustible smilies. I get those all the time.

MOOB Tube.

See It
Live It
Vote For It.

Here's a lock of my hair for each of you.

Cherish It
Keep It
Just don't make a doll out of it

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Shame on you cujo. I'm calling the fashion police

 

[cujo]

Don't hate me because I'm moobiful.

Oooo, it's a bit drafty in here... better put on an extra pair of socks. And some for my feet too.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Ok, the other ones were fake-this is really cujo

 

[cujo]

Even better...

Hey you! That's right I saw that. Stop eyeing my pole.

Would you like admission to Cujo Mountain?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I must say that your neckercheif is fabulous

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you're all mistaken...

this is cujo...

this is mofo...

this is chizip...

this is me...

and this is bono...

wahka wahka wahka

 

[cujo]

Mwhahahaha... that's awesome.

Is it just me, or does it seem like bono and I are the only ones without super-pube head?

I don't think so Tim.



Looks like the ladies want me to stay... half of them for the sole purpose of beating me.

 

[U2girl02]

But... I thought this guy was cujo?

 

[u2popmofo]

Headache, I told you to never post my picture online. It was to be for your own personal use only.

You have failed me yet again.